ELECTION

12 days to go...
Who wins?
Why?

And... does anyone else think that top news stations (CNBC, CNN, MSNBC, etc.) are way to fucking biased these days? From channel to channel, the race to election day seems completely different. Most are either hard left or hard right that completely slant entire shows. Thoughts?

 

Watch them all and decide for yourself. Read a different newspaper or magazine, cover to cover, every morning on the train. Read CRS reports to learn the actual stats and players. Take just one Saturday out of your interesting, busy lives, and watch book TV or C-Span. Go talk to people who you disagree with and get inside their heads. And actually PAY ATTENTION instead of just looking to validate what you already want to hear or argue with them to get your way or change thier minds. It will make you grow. It will change you. It will empower you. And most importantly: it will free your mind.

Then:

Go and bet money ...and win... against every partisan fool who treats politics like some sad religion. They'll never see you coming. I tailored this last part to fit the audience, money seems to be a big deal for people around here.

Please donate 10% of said proceeds to the UFOinsider "return me to mars" fund. I've tired of this place. Free T-shirts and ray guns for all, bring a friend.

Thanks for playing along.

Ciao

Get busy living
 

Also....your country did strike down that pesky law requiring news to be factual way back in the 80's (if I recall). Might have something to do with the quality of reporting you're seeing.

But hey, if you pick the right channel it will support your belief 100%, regardless of how factual your belief is ;) And what is more important, knowing the truth of feeling good about yourself?

 

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