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Grover Norquist is a Turd Burglar
 

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olafenizer
      IB
 
 
(King Kong, 1,005
 
Points)
 on 11/27/12 at 6:30pm
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Spoiler Alert: This is why the GOP got spanked in the 2012 elections, and why they will likely be spanked again in 2014.

Over the weekend Grover Norquist came out of the woodwork waving his little tax pledge around, trying to keep the Republicans following his marching orders.

Reading this article in the Wall Street Journal this weekend made so clear to me what the GOP’s real problem is: they are completely out of touch with the real world. This is the root cause of the party’s image issues with Hispanics, Asians, women- basically everybody who isn’t a white male.

From Americans for Tax Reform’s website:

We believe in a system in which taxes are simpler, flatter, more visible, and lower than they are today. The government's power to control one's life derives from its power to tax. We believe that power should be minimized.

Fact: we the people, via our elected leaders, have chosen to have a government that is more involved than not in our daily lives. In exchange for that, we have to pay for it. For a long time we haven’t been paying what we should for it. So we have two options:

  1. Hack and slash our way to a balanced budget.
  2. Raise taxes for everybody.

Continuing to borrow more money is not a long term solution. Ask Greece and Co. how that’s working out for them.

I’m all for individual liberty, etc., but I’m also a realist. I honestly don’t have a problem with my taxes going up if it means that long term the country is more stable and I can get more benefits that would normally cost more if the government didn’t provide them.

God forbid we do things like the Germans do.

I do however have a problem with the concept of a tax increase being essentially a blank check for yet more reckless spending. I understand that’s what Grover is trying to fight, but he’s completely missing the other part of the equation: issuing debt. As long as the ability to borrow money is essentially unlimited, his little pledge has no meaning.

Ultimately though it’s not about taxes, it’s not about abortion, it’s not about starting wars. Fewer people are relating to the GOP because they have fewer things to relate to. The party isn’t changing with the times, they don’t just get it. That’s why people like Todd Akin and Richard Mourdock are still running around.

Of course it would be great if nobody paid any taxes, but still collected all the government benefits. Unfortunately that’s not the framework in which we are operating. It’s about willingness to compromise, and all options need to be on the table. Grover can take his little tax pledge and shove it, because there’s real work to be done.

We have to consider all the options in our daily lives. I think it’s fair that we hold our leaders to the same standard.

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Hank Rearden&#039;s Boss's picture

I, too, adhere to the “Grover

Hank Rearden's Boss
      CO
 
(Chimp, 9
 
Points)
 on 11/27/12 at 7:51pm

I, too, adhere to the “Grover Norquist is a Turd Burglar” theory. I also throw support to the “Grover Norquist Has Stupid Glasses and Likely Sports a Chode” platform. However, I do take significant issue with one point you make in this patriotic rant:

“I honestly don’t have a problem with my taxes going up if it means that long term the country is more stable and I can get more benefits that would normally cost more if the government didn’t provide them.”

Would you be implying that the government provides societal benefits more efficiently than the private sector does? I can certainly understand the potential merits of tax hikes; however, I also accept the fact that the government likely will not be able to use the additional dollars quite as effectively as smaller organizations. C’est la vie, right?

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Stringer Bell's picture

This--I can't say is very

Stringer Bell
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 on 11/27/12 at 8:15pm

This--I can't say is very well founded. Sure I've read some papers on arguing that a higher income tax on people who pay the taxes (let's not kid ourselves) would reap the benefits of all this trickle down government economics. First off, whether that's true or not, I think Barry doesn't give a shit this go around and is going to follow through on his initial intent to enact some sort of wealth redistribution directly or indirectly. I just can't get on board with this band-wagon pareto improvement that everyone feels entitled to. It is seriously fucking demoralizing, given how hard I have to work to have 39% of my monthly salary go to feeding so much stupid bullshit that the government deems is appropriate use of "their revenue", gtfo. The Georgetown Law bitch, perfect example. Birth control doesn't move the needle fiscally one bit, even if you shelled out for a lifetime supply of o-rings and plan-b for low 5 slut out there for the next 100 years, wouldn't even be noticeable fraction on what we spend in one year on free healthcare for illegal immigrants. But for some reason, it's her god given right to be subsidized for that, and that took precedent over some serious fucking problems this country has.

The GOP may be dated and out of touch, but guess what? The new gen y-ers and their creative douche bag culture that voted Obama back in, in my humble opinion, are the truly detached from the harsh realities of what could be in store for America if we head the Greece route. My generation (gen y-ers), from my perspective, are likely the most sheltered and spoiled generation of human's that's ever walked this earth. If you're to believe popular culture, we're all in pursuit of self worth and significance but want to be spared any hardship to get there. Everything has to be displayed by a latest generation apple product, 4-5 5-7 day long vacations a year, pictures of gourmet dinners on instagram all set to the tune of some bull-shit indie band that they heard on Spotify yesterday. Everything's instant gratification, low drag and low accountability. This doesn't seem to bother anyone of us because, none of use have jobs; and if we do it's likely in low impact roles at company as so we won't fuck anything up or be late all the time OR it's doing something creative (which we really seem to have too many people working on) where personal interpretation set's the standard for your occupation. give.me.a.fucking.break.
What's the most alarming, is none of us give two, flying fucks - much less a sense of respect - for our elders and what they worked for to provide slush ball lifestyle we suck off of today. Kids in my generation view anything that our parents / grandparents stood-for or valued as archaic, dated and homophobic/racist/bigoted/sexist/proved wrong by some stupid research paper put out by Swedish university.

My grandpa, when he got back from getting his ass blown off in the Philippines in WWII and watching some of the worst horrors man can behold for almost 3 years, he still couldn't afford college with GI bill with my grandmother pregnant. So you know what he did? Nope, didn't tweet about how shitty it was with hashtags over lever up 20x to nothing for communications / journalism degree. He went to every auto shop in town to see if someone would hire him as an apprentice. After going to like 15 places, one agreed to give him a job for no pay for the first 6 months until he proved himself. He'd work from 5:30 AM till they closed 6 days a week, and after work would go pick pecans off the dirt in the pecan orchards that got passed over by the daily scrub to feed my grandma and his kids. I wouldn't want to have to go through that, like fucking ever, I like disposable income and sleeping in till 3:00 PM on Saturdays. But what's sad, is the ethic and grit my grandpa had (and I don't think he was uncommon then) is fucking gone, extinct from my generation. There was some serious fucking shit that had to be endured in the first half of the 20th century by average Americans; and I'm pretty sure if we're ever faced with similar woes, we might fucked.

Rant, over.

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olafenizer: Of course it

WayToWealth
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 on 11/27/12 at 8:24pm
olafenizer:

Of course it would be great if nobody paid any taxes, but still collected all the government benefits. Unfortunately that’s not the framework in which we are operating. It’s about willingness to compromise, and all options need to be on the table. Grover can take his little tax pledge and shove it, because there’s real work to be done.

That pretty much sums up the arguments from both sides. GOP says less taxes and less benefits; Dems say more taxes to open up more of the mentioned "government benefits." Those are pretty fundamental differences that distinguish the parties.

That said, it is the job of the GOP to win voter support NOT by giving in and supporting large government, but by selling voters the importance of free market and individualism. I strongly agree that they need to do a better job selling this to middle-class families and minority populations.

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^^Don't idolize all previous

SirTradesaLot
     
 
 
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 on 11/27/12 at 8:56pm

^^Don't idolize all previous generations. The Baby Boomers are a HUGE part of the fiscal problems we have now. You don't know entitled until you talk about extending the SS age by a year or two or even enacting lower cost of living adjustments to the 55+ crowd. We all will be paying for their drunken spending for many years to come. Let's not pretend these are new problems. People born before 1930 are different, but there are less and less of them around now.

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Why would anyone not making

lasampdoria
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 on 11/27/12 at 8:53pm

Why would anyone not making under 200K a year ever support the GOP? Their policies do not add value to the average American's standard of living.

Even more disturbing, why would anyone making under 40K support said party? Seems like a WACC>ROC situation where no matter what happens, you're destroying value.

I am not a liberal left-wing ultra my any stretch (Libertarian) but come on. Is being rational not a part of the standard American's thought process? Do they even have said process?

The only way we will get out this mess, is by compromising. And Democrat/GOP negotiations seem like an M&A guy trying to negotiate with a 2 year old. It's hard to get anything done when all the kid does is sit around crying and throwing his own shit at people.

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."- Benjamin Franklin

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lasampdoria: Why would anyone

BTbanker
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 on 11/27/12 at 9:14pm
lasampdoria:

Why would anyone not making under 200K a year ever support the GOP?

Going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you just worded that wrong.

"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan

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Said government benefits are

txjustin
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 on 11/27/12 at 9:44pm

Said government benefits are a major part of the problem. I have a mom and dad, don't need the .gov to take care of me.

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BTbanker: lasampdoria: Why

lasampdoria
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 on 11/27/12 at 9:54pm
BTbanker:
lasampdoria:

Why would anyone not making under 200K a year ever support the GOP?

Going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you just worded that wrong.

Haha yeah BTbanker. My bad

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."- Benjamin Franklin

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Going Concern's picture

Stringer Bell: My grandpa,

Going Concern
     
 
 
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 on 11/28/12 at 12:14am
Stringer Bell:

My grandpa, when he got back from getting his ass blown off in the Philippines in WWII and watching some of the worst horrors man can behold for almost 3 years, he still couldn't afford college with GI bill with my grandmother pregnant. So you know what he did? Nope, didn't tweet about how shitty it was with hashtags over lever up 20x to nothing for communications / journalism degree. He went to every auto shop in town to see if someone would hire him as an apprentice. After going to like 15 places, one agreed to give him a job for no pay for the first 6 months until he proved himself. He'd work from 5:30 AM till they closed 6 days a week, and after work would go pick pecans off the dirt in the pecan orchards that got passed over by the daily scrub to feed my grandma and his kids. I wouldn't want to have to go through that, like fucking ever, I like disposable income and sleeping in till 3:00 PM on Saturdays. But what's sad, is the ethic and grit my grandpa had (and I don't think he was uncommon then) is fucking gone, extinct from my generation. There was some serious fucking shit that had to be endured in the first half of the 20th century by average Americans; and I'm pretty sure if we're ever faced with similar woes, we might fucked.

Thanks for the rant. Very refreshing. I especially enjoyed how you implied that all those gritty grandpa bros engaged in all that masochism by choice. As if those very same bros wouldn't be spewing hashtags and instagrams all over the place if they were brought up in today's world. How kind of you to arbitrarily place the inhabitants of a random time period on a pedestal. People are adaptable. People take advantage of their current situation as much as possible to maximize comfort, while simultaneously doing what is necessary to survive. That's as true today as any day in the history of mankind. Human nature doesn't change. Nothing new. Your eloquent description more reflects their time period and circumstances, not necessarily their personal character specifically. Just to be crystal clear.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time

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The reason people who make

CalTex Analyst
      IB
 
(Monkey, 40
 
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 on 11/28/12 at 12:34am

The reason people who make less than 200K a year should support the GOP/Libertarian parties is this amazing little thing called the American Dream.

The American Dream is that each one of us has the right to get out there, work our asses off and ultimately either succeed or fail based on a mixture of our own natural competence, work ethic and hopefully a little timing/luck.

The other part of that dream that nobody talks about is that you will ultimately have to live with the results of your efforts. You may fail, and in that case, it's time to grab your bootstraps and pull yourself up. Eat some humble pie, take whatever menial job you can find to get by and figure out how you can improve so that you don't fail next time. It isn't time to tweet that life is unfair and that the rich guy down the street doesn't deserve it. It sure as hell isn't time to cry to the government that life is hard and you want a handout (read: welfare).

On the other hand, if you succeed, you are entitled to this thing called the "fruits of your labors". Congratulations- whether it was dumb luck or an extraordinary mixture of intelligence and hard work (most likely a mixture of all of the above), you succeeded and you are entitled to enjoy your wealth. Go buy your yacht and party with supermodels or start a non-profit and find a way to mitigate the pain of those people who truly are suffering and have no way out. If you're truly a BSD, go out and do it again. Create an empire and a legacy. Hopefully you aren't a miserly bastard who hoards it all, but if you are, then so be it.

When my forefathers got off the boat at Ellis Island, they weren't coming in demanding free healthcare, retirement benefits, welfare, educational subsidies or any other handout you can think of. They came in with a hunger to go out and work their asses off to provide for their families. This attitude created the most prosperous and innovative country in the history of mankind.

I personally think this "Great Experiment" is over because we have a substantial portion of our population who subscribe to the idea that they would rather have the security that comes with government control than the opportunity that comes with freedom. Our government is a republic, and as such, it's policies have gradually shifted to reflect the views of the this segment of the population. These policies are stifling innovation and further creating a risk averse population that prefers a 9-5 over getting out and possibly creating something great.

In conclusion, the reason no one making less than 200k a year will vote GOP/Libertarian is that Americans no longer believe in the American Dream. I just hope that those Americans voting Democrat understand that their vote may help them monetarily in the short term, but in the long term (or medium/ short-medium term for the doomsdayers) their policies will collapse the system that our forefathers fought so hard to create.

That's all for tonight. Here's to the hardliners who refuse to compromise on the American Dream.

"Utter commitment to the task at hand."

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CalTex Analyst: The reason

andres17
     
 
(Senior Baboon, 197
 
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 on 11/28/12 at 2:57am
CalTex Analyst:

The reason people who make less than 200K a year should support the GOP/Libertarian parties is this amazing little thing called the American Dream.

The American Dream is that each one of us has the right to get out there, work our asses off and ultimately either succeed or fail based on a mixture of our own natural competence, work ethic and hopefully a little timing/luck.

The other part of that dream that nobody talks about is that you will ultimately have to live with the results of your efforts. You may fail, and in that case, it's time to grab your bootstraps and pull yourself up. Eat some humble pie, take whatever menial job you can find to get by and figure out how you can improve so that you don't fail next time. It isn't time to tweet that life is unfair and that the rich guy down the street doesn't deserve it. It sure as hell isn't time to cry to the government that life is hard and you want a handout (read: welfare).

On the other hand, if you succeed, you are entitled to this thing called the "fruits of your labors". Congratulations- whether it was dumb luck or an extraordinary mixture of intelligence and hard work (most likely a mixture of all of the above), you succeeded and you are entitled to enjoy your wealth. Go buy your yacht and party with supermodels or start a non-profit and find a way to mitigate the pain of those people who truly are suffering and have no way out. If you're truly a BSD, go out and do it again. Create an empire and a legacy. Hopefully you aren't a miserly bastard who hoards it all, but if you are, then so be it.

When my forefathers got off the boat at Ellis Island, they weren't coming in demanding free healthcare, retirement benefits, welfare, educational subsidies or any other handout you can think of. They came in with a hunger to go out and work their asses off to provide for their families. This attitude created the most prosperous and innovative country in the history of mankind.

I personally think this "Great Experiment" is over because we have a substantial portion of our population who subscribe to the idea that they would rather have the security that comes with government control than the opportunity that comes with freedom. Our government is a republic, and as such, it's policies have gradually shifted to reflect the views of the this segment of the population. These policies are stifling innovation and further creating a risk averse population that prefers a 9-5 over getting out and possibly creating something great.

In conclusion, the reason no one making less than 200k a year will vote GOP/Libertarian is that Americans no longer believe in the American Dream. I just hope that those Americans voting Democrat understand that their vote may help them monetarily in the short term, but in the long term (or medium/ short-medium term for the doomsdayers) their policies will collapse the system that our forefathers fought so hard to create.

That's all for tonight. Here's to the hardliners who refuse to compromise on the American Dream.

What a bunch of bullshit. You make it sound as half the population of the US wants to work and achieve the "American Dream" and the other half are just moochers. Nothing can't be farther from the truth. I believe the problem is rooted in the big income disparity that exists in this country. Compare the US with the other developed countries, and the US has a super big income disparity. A lot of US employees just earn the minimum by law. That's the reason they don't pay FEDERAL taxes. If they did, they would not be able to FEED themselves. I find it funny whenever I see the TV show Undercover Boss, and the boss is impressed with this worker that has been with the company for 5 years, earning the minimum wage. And at the end, the boss gives them a raise. Where was that raise in all the previous years. I understand that different roles have different pay. But each and every year, CEO's incomes grow at 30% while most of us get 2%, and some years even 0%.

I have a Masters in Engineering, work in a F500 company, and whenever I see my CEO getting a 30% compensation increase, and me getting a 2.5% and a pat in the back, I get really pissed. There's no way I would ever get a 30% salary increase. The most you get is 8% when you get a promotion. The CEO of my company makes 350 times what I make. Is he really worth that much? Does he add that much value to the company? How do you measure that? In my company, the product is designed by engineers. We make the products, we make the innovations. And I can talk for most of my peers when I say we don't feel appreciated financially speaking. Now, if this is an issue with a person of my education, imagine how much worse it is with lower level employees. And make no mistake, a society needs lower level employees. If all of us where engineers, doctors, lawyers and bankers, who the heck would pick the damn tomatoes?

People like you are just blind to what is happening. The middle class is contracting, while the upper class is getting richer every day. They are increasing their salaries while leaving everybody else behind. That's why we have and need a progressive tax system. The right thing to do would be for companies to compensate their employees more fairly. CEO's pay package need to come down, average worker pay needs to go up. But we know that won't happen. So the government has to do the job. Tax the rich, and use that money to give aid to all the people that are just barely making enough money to survive. The "American Dream" is a thing of the past. Back in the 1950's, average Americans could find a good paying job, mostly in manufacturing, that allowed them a nice life. Nowadays, the only jobs for average Americans is flipping burgers or working at Walmart. Manufacturing jobs are being sent to China and other cheap labor countries. The trend going forward is for more hardship for peoples with no college education. And those with a college education, also more hardship since our salaries are competing and losing the battle to inflation. So unless I join the executive club, which not everyone can, I probably would be going down a ladder.

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Going Concern: Stringer

Stringer Bell
      PE
 
 
(King Kong, 1,679
 
Points)
 on 11/28/12 at 3:58am
Going Concern:
Stringer Bell:

My grandpa, when he got back from getting his ass blown off in the Philippines in WWII and watching some of the worst horrors man can behold for almost 3 years, he still couldn't afford college with GI bill with my grandmother pregnant. So you know what he did? Nope, didn't tweet about how shitty it was with hashtags over lever up 20x to nothing for communications / journalism degree. He went to every auto shop in town to see if someone would hire him as an apprentice. After going to like 15 places, one agreed to give him a job for no pay for the first 6 months until he proved himself. He'd work from 5:30 AM till they closed 6 days a week, and after work would go pick pecans off the dirt in the pecan orchards that got passed over by the daily scrub to feed my grandma and his kids. I wouldn't want to have to go through that, like fucking ever, I like disposable income and sleeping in till 3:00 PM on Saturdays. But what's sad, is the ethic and grit my grandpa had (and I don't think he was uncommon then) is fucking gone, extinct from my generation. There was some serious fucking shit that had to be endured in the first half of the 20th century by average Americans; and I'm pretty sure if we're ever faced with similar woes, we might fucked.

Thanks for the rant. Very refreshing. I especially enjoyed how you implied that all those gritty grandpa bros engaged in all that masochism by choice. As if those very same bros wouldn't be spewing hashtags and instagrams all over the place if they were brought up in today's world. How kind of you to arbitrarily place the inhabitants of a random time period on a pedestal. People are adaptable. People take advantage of their current situation as much as possible to maximize comfort, while simultaneously doing what is necessary to survive. That's as true today as any day in the history of mankind. Human nature doesn't change. Nothing new. Your eloquent description more reflects their time period and circumstances, not necessarily their personal character specifically. Just to be crystal clear.

I suppose. Environment does mold character (or lack there-of). I think that was exactly my point. Shit's not the same and I feel that post the election this is a different America; shit, it probably has been for a while. It's kind of hard to articulate - the feeling I lost for America - but I guess a good analogy would be: you know sometimes when you're a little bit drunk (or a lot) and the Team America theme ("America, Fuck Yeah") comes on, and of course you start singing it cause you're drunk and it's funny and everyone likes that movie but as an educated and traveled young adult you know it's parody on right-wing American jingoism and don't take it seriously due to the absurd / incentive lyrics; but for me, I could give to fucks if people think I'm messed up for this, but kinda deep down in my heart, sang that song with goddamn conviction.

I mean c'mon America (was) the best fucking country this miserable little planet has ever had the privilege to host. It's a place that I thought was fucking awesome because American's are fucking champs, because any douche bag from any shit hole on the planet can come here to legitimately seek a better way of life as a rational and free agent under the parameters of laws that aren't handed down from a Sheik who thinks women should hop in a fire upon the death of their husbands because that society values them pari parsu to stray dogs, because that same douche bag will also be free from some dickhead and his tribesmen hacking up him and his family to death just because it was an off year that a bunch moss grew on your side of the river or some fucked up shit, because we have a military that will protect his skinny ass that is unparalleled across recorded history in ethos and might (for now anyway), because at one point if that same skinny douche bag had balls, brains and heart to accomplish what truly wanted this was the place for him / her to do so, because our founding fathers architected the most outstanding and meaningful revolution to ever be put forth by human thought on top of stringing up the most powerful empire in the world at the time and playing them like a banjo with a bunch of shovels and random garden tools, because the right to own a firearm (according to our Bill of Rights, for now anyway) is placed second only in priority to being able to say whatever the fuck we want, because we've had incredible hero's, too numerous to even try to mention, who believed so passionately about all those things too that without hesitation, a silly religious state enforced dogma, fear of bringing dishonor to your family for a thousand years or even simply the enticement of earthly reward sacrificed their life and limb because they loved the shit out of America; certainly shouldn't be discounted because they didn't have a fucking iPad a time, give me a break you fucking prick.

Sure, my sentiment is likely foolish and cheesy to the point of onsetting nausea to someone like you. I recognize how I felt for this country is unsubstantiated by high level psycho-analysis and lacks your Ayn Rand bleak objectivism, but no worries y'all defeated us right-wing / non-conforming lunatics pretty soundly and opted for a guy that loves America so much that he all ways follows through on having Will Farrell, that ginger terrorist fucker from Homeland and his other Hollywood asshole cronies over to the White House (which is typically reserved as a great honor for Americans) but definitely not on the promise he made the SEALs who waxed Bin Laden (of course which he had no problem riding that shit all the way to four more years) to do the same. That guy doesn't give a shit about America, I don't need to dissect his every movement to see that. It's the millenials country now. Have fun with your free birth control, debt going to 100% of GDP, dwindling world influence whatever other PC bullshit you want to enforce in some fascist manner.

Oh last thing, my grandpa would've eaten cake bowl full of tetanus laced glass shards before he'd express any-type of emotion with a fucking hashtag, FYI.

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I have to hand it to the left

Ovechkin08
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(Orangutan, 306
 
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 on 11/28/12 at 4:50am

I have to hand it to the left wing parties in the West, they have found a way to make every socioeconomic group dependent on state support. They bail out wealthy too big to fail bankers, prop up house builders, bail out employees of car companies, use tax money to hand out student loans to middle class kids and promise never ending health benefits for the elderly. How can any fiscally conservative party ever compete with that?

As for the GOP, as someone who hates corporate welfare, crony capitalism and perpetual wars against Eurasia, Eastasia and Oceania I was delighted to see Mitt fall flat on his face. I hope the GOP wakes up and becomes a fiscally conservative party (it hasn't been in a long time) and drops the socially conservative nonsense.

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Stringer Bell: [...] Sure, my

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[...] Sure, my sentiment is likely foolish and cheesy to the point of onsetting nausea to someone like you. [...]

Seems like you're enamored with hardship for its own sake. And using it to construct an ideal which you use to paint a certain retelling of people and history, and then assign that ideal to an arbitrary group of politicians, when almost all politicians are a bunch of slimy bros trying to maintain power by appealing to various constituencies. Nostalgia is denial, denial of the present. And all events are composed of multi-faceted players; people are part reason, part emotion, and chock full of personal biases and conflicting self interests. Their actions vary depending on which time period you dump them in, but most of the underlying motivations stay the same. Also, how about the hardship of living through 9/11? Of living through the worst economic decline since the 1930s? Cut the millenials some slack, bro.

Stringer Bell:

Oh last thing, my grandpa would've eaten cake bowl full of tetanus laced glass shards before he'd express any-type of emotion with a fucking hashtag, FYI.

#glassisdelicious

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time

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Hank Rearden's Boss: I, too,

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Hank Rearden's Boss:

I, too, adhere to the “Grover Norquist is a Turd Burglar” theory. I also throw support to the “Grover Norquist Has Stupid Glasses and Likely Sports a Chode” platform. However, I do take significant issue with one point you make in this patriotic rant:

“I honestly don’t have a problem with my taxes going up if it means that long term the country is more stable and I can get more benefits that would normally cost more if the government didn’t provide them.”

Would you be implying that the government provides societal benefits more efficiently than the private sector does? I can certainly understand the potential merits of tax hikes; however, I also accept the fact that the government likely will not be able to use the additional dollars quite as effectively as smaller organizations. C’est la vie, right?

I think in some areas the government can do it better and more efficiently than the private sector, thus the government should provide those services instead of leaving it to the private sector. These are the areas in which I believe the government should be involved in.

See my other WSO blog posts

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Stringer Bell: This--I can't

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I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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olafenizer: Hank Rearden's

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"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper’s bell of an approaching looter."

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Hank Rearden's

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"Social cohesion and puritanical morality place roughly on my list of concerns between whether I'll pick up jock itch at the gym this week (not likely, since I don't go the gym) and whether it'll rain in Christchurch, New Zealand next Tuesday."
-Eddie

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"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper’s bell of an approaching looter."

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