GS Elevator Gossip 7/9-7/12
7/9/12 [Classic] #1: I wish I invested in poverty. It's up 60% since 2001. #2: We did.
7/10/12 #1: Unless you just can't get into an Ivy League school on merit, why would you ever claim to be any part Native American?
7/11/12 #1: The best indicator of a China slowdown is the improvement in the air quality in Hong Kong.
7/12/12 #1: The best part about dating younger chicks is that they've never seen Caddyshack, Fletch, or Spies Like Us.
7/12/12 MD #1: I haven't read 'Fifty Shades of Grey' but it does make me want to go on recruiting trips again.