GS Elevator Gossip 9/5 - 9/11

9/5/12 Would Bill Clinton's cosmetic surgery be covered under Obamacare?

9/9/12 #1: Don't worry, some people are their own punishment in life.

9/10/12 #1: Who buys a $40k Ford Taurus? If you're poor like that, just get a 3 Series BMW

9/10/12 #1: Dude, Sell AAPL. iPhone 5 upside priced in. And fuck the China play; China Mobile's 700mm subscribers are peasants with prepaids.

9/11/12 #1: I sent Morgan Stanley my resume. #2: Why? #1: So i could reject them again.

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