Hilarious Banker Blows Tinder Date

I just watched this and died laughing, so I thought I'd take a quick break from my vacation and share it with you guys. This guy is the PERFECT banker tool. And good news: it's about to become a series. Enjoy:

 

What was funny or great about that? They only called it Timber due to legal reasons stated in the beginning of the video. Or am I missing something?

Once I did bad and that I heard ever. Twice I did good and that I heard never.
 

Gotta respect how many classic banker bro-isms they cover in a twenty minute video. Also funny to hear Trent come close to saying "Tinder" before catching himself. Love the self-referential joke.

 

Was waiting for him to whip out a business card, "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail."

"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
 

WOW, this was so well done! Jesus H. Christ, I know like 20 of this guy.

Edit: There's also an episode 2. Not finance based, but fellow urban-dwellers can definitely still identify. Good stuff.

//www.youtube.com/embed/MSSQJ3dPPCQ

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Apologies, fat finger phone moment monkey shit.

Hilarious.

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 

@"Edmundo Braverman" Damnit I had a feeling you'd see this and post it. My thread never got any views so I'm glad you did. Funny as shit, laughed a few times out loud which is saying a lot. "I work in fiNANCE"

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

Started laughing at the "I was in her line of sight for like 45 mins". What a douche, but we all know one of these. Hilarious! Tonight I'm going to order a tini and tell people that I work in FiNance... see what happens.

"Decide what to be and go be it." - The Avett Brothers
 

Yeah, all of my professors pronounced it like that also. You can speed it up Fi-NANCE and it sounds less douchy and airy. I suppose when you get a PhD in the subject you want it to sound a little more high brow.

 

I don't understand what's so funny, he was the perfect gentleman.

She was sooo lucky to have spent time with a guy who's so down to earth and humble. Very common for us fi-nance types....

I think she's quite rude. A guy pays for dinner, he deserves something.... at the very least just the tip

 

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