NSFW Episode 12: The Energy Rodeo

 

Just watched this in the airport on my way back from the event. Decided not to put in headphones and Midas made the little girl behind me cry...I didn't turn it off.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee:
Just watched this in the airport on my way back from the event. Decided not to put in headphones and Midas made the little girl behind me cry...I didn't turn it off.

nice

 

Edmundo,

You should drink more because this was posted less than 2 hours after you filmed it.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 
ANT:
I was an honor watching the shit show in person haha. Midas wanted me to put a bag on my head and get on camera. No way in hell I am doing that lol.

Wouldn't have been the first time you were on camera and someone had a bag over their face...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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