Rumor has it... You're "Small and Bad in Bed"O
An escort who frequents Wall Street clientele gave an interview to Buzzfeed that has garnered a bit of interest on the internet. She had some brutally honest comments about her clients... Some unsurprising, some just downright sad.
They have big egos and are big babies. If I made any sign that they weren't the best lover, or that their dick wasn't the biggest dick I'd ever seen, they started asking all these questions and putting me down like: "Oh, well you've just seen more cock than a normal, nice girl would."
One guy, who said he was a bigwig at a global investment bank, came in his pants when I started undoing his belt. It was so awkward. He had been talking up how good he was in bed in the cab ride to the hotel from dinner.
So what do you think monkeys? Are you a bunch of tiny whiny guys with "issues"? Or (hopefully) does this story only ring true for your overworked / mid-life-crisis-ing / ultra-egocentric boss?
And while we're on the subject, what % of your bosses have a call-girl's # in their speed-dial?