5/4/12

An escort who frequents Wall Street clientele gave an interview to Buzzfeed that has garnered a bit of interest on the internet. She had some brutally honest comments about her clients... Some unsurprising, some just downright sad.

They have big egos and are big babies. If I made any sign that they weren't the best lover, or that their dick wasn't the biggest dick I'd ever seen, they started asking all these questions and putting me down like: "Oh, well you've just seen more cock than a normal, nice girl would."

One guy, who said he was a bigwig at a global investment bank, came in his pants when I started undoing his belt. It was so awkward. He had been talking up how good he was in bed in the cab ride to the hotel from dinner.

So what do you think monkeys? Are you a bunch of tiny whiny guys with "issues"? Or (hopefully) does this story only ring true for your overworked / mid-life-crisis-ing / ultra-egocentric boss?

And while we're on the subject, what % of your bosses have a call-girl's # in their speed-dial?

Here's the original article

Comments (116)

In reply to Nefarious-
Best Response
5/3/12
Nefarious-:

Couldn't imagine paying for sex.

Every guy pays for sex. Some just don't know it.

5/3/12

LOL, this is going to get interesting

5/3/12

Couldn't imagine paying for sex.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.

5/3/12

I wish I could afford a decent escort :/

Maybe in like 10 years I'll have the excess cashflow

5/3/12

Good in bed? Don't she realize that she's only a cum dump?

In reply to Nefarious-
5/3/12
Nefarious-:

Couldn't imagine paying for sex.

Exactly.

Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.

5/3/12

Im not really sure being told your dick is small by a tute is exactly an "insult" considering you could park a small car in their vag

GBS

In reply to Abdel
5/3/12
Abdel:

Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.

I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows.

5/3/12

I will never understand why guys who bang hookers care about what the hooker thinks about their dick size. This chick sleeps with dudes for cash lol.

And why would you be weird about cumming in your pants or talk to a hooker about how good you are in bed. The goal isn't to please them, it is to get off.

In reply to zeropower
5/3/12
zeropower:
Abdel:

Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.

I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows.

haha I agree. Some of these guys clearly haven't dated NYC girls. They'll learn the hard way soon enough.

In reply to zeropower
5/3/12
zeropower:
Abdel:

Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.

I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows.

Sound advice for you guys: have a girlfriend that was raised in the 3rd world = she'll never ask you for money*.

*unless she's a latina.

5/3/12

Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.

I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.

In reply to Abdel
5/3/12
Abdel:

Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.

I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.

I like how you put hookers, friends, and a gf in the same category.

Leadership can be defined in two words: "Follow Me"

In reply to illiniPride
5/3/12
illiniPride:
Abdel:

Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.

I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.

I like how you put hookers, friends, and a gf in the same category.

They all cost money & they all help me when I'm in need of something.

5/3/12
5/3/12

Isn't dating just legal prostitution anyways?

Some just never realize

Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

In reply to RagnarDanneskjold
5/3/12
RagnarDanneskjold:
zeropower:
Abdel:

Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.

I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows.

haha I agree. Some of these guys clearly haven't dated NYC girls. They'll learn the hard way soon enough.

Agree with you guys. Girlfriend is the one you pay to have sex with. Hookers are professionals whom you pay to leave after you are done.

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.

In reply to RagnarDanneskjold
5/3/12
RagnarDanneskjold:
Nefarious-:

Couldn't imagine paying for sex.

Every guy pays for sex. Some just don't know it.

@gs elevator. haha

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."

5/3/12

also, kinda funny and relative; sorry for shit quality and sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSsRxzBxo20

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."

In reply to JDawg
5/3/12
JDawg:

my cock is huge

pics or it didn't happen

I've always thought that it's weird that prostitution with a camera is legal and regulated, yet the thought of doing the same without a camera is soooo out of bounds... I'd never fuck a hooker just because I'd be afraid of what diseases may end up on me, but if you want to pay a girl for sex, go ahead, idgaf

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough.

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.

5/4/12

bish take yo hunnits gtfo, thats my motto and i encourage yall to do the same

5/4/12

soooooooooooooooo if they are basically just a cum dumpster why is every one picking the ones that are obviously a depreciating asset or straight up loss (hookers, high maintenance gfs). Find a girl that will create a second income rather then the air head bimbos. Do you really care if it is barbie are a hot shot lawyer when its just a cum dump? difference is that you had to buy barbie a new car and the lawyer bought her own. but if the trophy is worth that much to you enjoy!

5/4/12

Only reason a guy should pay for a prostitute is so they can do shit they can't normally get away with, like pulling hair and slapping while calling her a dirty bitch.......then again if this is shit you normally get away with then more props to you

5/4/12

it's not that they're looking for a trophy or some income, ryan. it's that they're looking for somebody that will actually give them a mega-rager. hookers and girlfriends aren't necessarily long term investments.

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough.

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.

In reply to Abdel
5/4/12
Abdel:
illiniPride:
Abdel:

Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.

I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.

I like how you put hookers, friends, and a gf in the same category.

They all cost money & they all help me when I'm in need of something.

lol enough with the costs... next poster is going to post the opportunity cost of the client,

Paying for a girlfriend (not a gold-digger or prostitute) is not comparable to this situation. Plus my gf pays for me all the time... restaurants, AE shoes, expensive clothes, etc.

In reply to mb666
5/4/12
mb666:
Abdel:
illiniPride:
Abdel:

Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.

I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.

I like how you put hookers, friends, and a gf in the same category.

They all cost money & they all help me when I'm in need of something.

lol enough with the costs... next poster is going to post the opportunity cost of the client,

Paying for a girlfriend (not a gold-digger or prostitute) is not comparable to this situation. Plus my gf pays for me all the time... restaurants, AE shoes, expensive clothes, etc.

Just make sure that she's spending on you as much as you're spending on her. Because when things fall apart (and they will, as usual, once you get tired of smashing the same body), you'll feel like a sucker for paying more.

In reply to wolverine19x89
5/4/12

wolverine19x89:
JDawg:
my cock is huge

pics or it didn't happen

here you go

5/4/12

Deleted until further investigation.

5/4/12

Psssst. Hey, guys. Need to supplement my meagre salary. Me love you long time, baby. Twenty dorrah.

5/4/12

It's true. I came just from reading this.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

In reply to Monkey Unity
5/4/12
Monkey Unity:

Isn't dating just legal prostitution anyways?

Some just never realize

Kinda like how taxes are legal larceny, abortion is legal murdering, and scripts are legal drug dealing.

In reply to JDawg
5/4/12

JDawg:
wolverine19x89:
JDawg:
my cock is huge

pics or it didn't happen

here you go

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough.

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.

In reply to zeropower
5/4/12
zeropower:
Abdel:

Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.

I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows.

That's why you find one that swallows before you make her your GF. My last GF swallowed everytime (and liked doing it). I wifed her up pretty quick.

My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.

5/4/12

There's a difference. You pay a hooker so she HAS to have sex with you. You pay for your girfriend so she will want to have sex with you. Let's also point out that girls like having sex too.

In reply to TNA
5/4/12
TNA:

I will never understand why guys who bang hookers care about what the hooker thinks about their dick size. This chick sleeps with dudes for cash lol.

And why would you be weird about cumming in your pants or talk to a hooker about how good you are in bed. The goal isn't to please them, it is to get off.

x1000000.

Anytime a hooker suggests something (yes, this has happened before) the proper response is - "Are you paying me?"

5/4/12

Why would a whore's opinion matter.

She not an "escort" she is a "WHORE". Since when anyone gave a flying fcuk what a whore thought ?
She should shut the fcuk up, less talking and more fcuking.
Sounds to me like she is just another whore trying to make it big scuking DICK.

YES, I HAVE A SMALL DICK AND LOVE TO BE COMPLEMENTED IN BED. PROBLEM ?

She is a whore. Beggars can't be choosers.

In reply to Gate_Crasher
5/4/12
Gate_Crasher:

ess talking and more fcuking.

I don't know about this, I always thought it to be more stimulating to talk to someone who is totally outside society's rules versus someone who is avoiding the IRS, working at a Bar (collecting tips).

Then again, Boy George said "I'd rather have a nice cup of tea than bad sex"

In reply to ProspectiveMonkey
5/4/12
ProspectiveMonkey:
Gate_Crasher:

ess talking and more fcuking.

I don't know about this, I always thought it to be more stimulating to talk to someone who is totally outside society's rules versus someone who is avoiding the IRS, working at a Bar (collecting tips).

Then again, Boy George said "I'd rather have a nice cup of tea than bad sex"

Hahahahahaha

You funny guy !

5/4/12

I see a lot of myself in this. Ergo, I will be a successful banker.

In reply to Boreed
5/4/12
Boreed:

I see a lot of myself in this. Ergo, I will be a successful banker.

Ergo, you have a tiny Schmeckel

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

In reply to TonyPerkis
5/4/12
ToiletPaper:
Boreed:

I see a lot of myself in this. Ergo, I will be a successful banker.

Ergo, you have a tiny Schmeckel

Come on man, you're an Asian!

In reply to TonyPerkis
5/4/12
ToiletPaper:
Boreed:

I see a lot of myself in this. Ergo, I will be a successful banker.

Ergo, you have a tiny Schmeckel

And stop being toilet paper stuck to my shoe. Stop commenting on my shit.

5/4/12

Every time I hear one of these stories or read about it, all I think about is Bateman with the chainsaw.

In reply to Monkey Unity
5/4/12
Monkey Unity:

Isn't dating just legal prostitution anyways?

Some just never realize

You've been dating the wrong ladies sir. If you see them that way, then thats who you'll attract.

"Dont compromise yourself; you're all you've got" - Janis Joplin

In reply to Abdel
5/4/12
Abdel:
mb666:
Abdel:
illiniPride:
Abdel:

Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.

I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.

I like how you put hookers, friends, and a gf in the same category.

They all cost money & they all help me when I'm in need of something.

lol enough with the costs... next poster is going to post the opportunity cost of the client,

Paying for a girlfriend (not a gold-digger or prostitute) is not comparable to this situation. Plus my gf pays for me all the time... restaurants, AE shoes, expensive clothes, etc.

Just make sure that she's spending on you as much as you're spending on her. Because when things fall apart (and they will, as usual, once you get tired of smashing the same body), you'll feel like a sucker for paying more.

Not sure what a$$hole threw monkey sh!t at you but I agree. Plus it's a long-term relationship (half a decade) so the trust is there. I just hate how she wants to go to restaurants all the time... such a waste of money.

5/4/12

Second the girlfriend ALWAYS wanting to go out to eat. I know all families are different but eating a nice meal at a restaurant was somewhat of a special occasion in my family growing up, and not for lack of means. It takes the fun out of treating a girl to a nice dinner when she goes to restaurants with her friends four times a week anyways.

In reply to wolverine19x89
5/4/12
wolverine19x89:

[I'd never fuck a hooker because I'd be afraid of what diseases may end up on me, but if you want to pay a girl for sex, go ahead, idgaf

Get busy living

In reply to mb666
5/4/12
mb666:
Abdel:
mb666:
Abdel:
illiniPride:
Abdel:

Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.

I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.

I like how you put hookers, friends, and a gf in the same category.

They all cost money & they all help me when I'm in need of something.

lol enough with the costs... next poster is going to post the opportunity cost of the client,

Paying for a girlfriend (not a gold-digger or prostitute) is not comparable to this situation. Plus my gf pays for me all the time... restaurants, AE shoes, expensive clothes, etc.

Just make sure that she's spending on you as much as you're spending on her. Because when things fall apart (and they will, as usual, once you get tired of smashing the same body), you'll feel like a sucker for paying more.

Not sure what a$$hole threw monkey sh!t at you but I agree. Plus it's a long-term relationship (half a decade) so the trust is there. I just hate how she wants to go to restaurants all the time... such a waste of money.

Remember though, a 5 years relationship of two working professionals is equal to say, a 2-3 years relationship of people in their early 20's, who can spend more time together. So, expect a major crisis ahead shortly.

The older I get, the more I realize that the way to go is arranged marriages. I mean, having a gf is such a waste of time, energy, money etc.

In reply to Abdel
5/4/12
Abdel:

The older I get, the more I realize that the way to go is arranged marriages.

....yeah but think about the type of girl you're going to meet through mom and dad

Get busy living

5/4/12
5/4/12

There are probably plenty of sad, sad powerful men who have f*cked this hooker. But let's remember one thing from the get-go:

No matter how small their dicks, how pathetic their mannerisms, how quick they come - they still command the all-mighty dollar over the hooker. She's writing as if she can say anything. It's like hotel janitors laughing at the previous guests for not being able to make all their piss in the toilet. They can laugh all they want - they're still the ones cleaning it up.

So now that we know this hooker is writing from this standpoint, let's try to understand her a little better. As often as people like to say hookers aren't human beings, they are. They may be viewed as pathetic or whatever, but they are still actually humans and feel emotions (just ones that we, luckily, will never have to feel). Chances are that she needs the money. Some people hook for fun. I did it once - I was 21, she was 44, I made $200 for a night of blowing some lady's mind - but if she hadn't've been attractive and interesting, I wouldn't've been hitting it. Now, women, instinctively, have to be more cautious about sex. It is a much bigger deal for a woman to have sex because instinctively, they are wired to be very specific about the men they f*ck (because historically they could end up knocked up, a life-changing event).

So we've established that hookers have emotions and sex is more important to a woman. Therefore, she must be somewhat desperate to need to screw these minute-men. That must put her in a position of incredible vulnerability - not to mention the danger of the job itself.

Now for the ego lesson - people will go insane distances to protect "ego boundaries". We all know it's true. What this means, in this writer's case (the hooker who interviewed with whomever), combined with her prostitution and signaled desperation, is that she probably has a lot more difficult a time trying to defend those boundaries, because they're always under assault.

Therefore, I conclude that the aforementioned hooker wrote these things as a way of giving herself power (which she obviously doesn't have). In other words, I don't really believe *nor care about* her statements, because I think she is, due to her situation, completely untrustworthy as a judge of other people.

...

That said, she sounds like the type of hooker I'd like to climb on top of, were I ever to climb atop a hooker. Attitude can be sexy. Nonetheless, I'd never take an insult from her with any sort of offense.

Nothing can stop me.

5/4/12
In reply to TesticularElephantitis
5/4/12
TesticularElephantitis:

I did it once - I was 21, she was 44, I made $200 for a night of blowing some lady's mind - but if she hadn't've been attractive and interesting, I wouldn't've been hitting it. Now, women, instinctively, have to be more cautious about sex. It is a much bigger deal for a woman to have sex because instinctively, they are wired to be very specific about the men they f*ck (because historically they could end up knocked up, a life-changing event).

What did you do once lol... is this a joke? A gigalo on WSO? 2 posts?

I hope you're from another time zone and this is some drunken rant.

In reply to Nefarious-
5/4/12
Nefarious-:

Couldn't imagine paying for sex.

"I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave." - Charlie Sheen

In reply to ginNtonic
5/4/12
ginNtonic:
Nefarious-:

Couldn't imagine paying for sex.

"I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave." - Charlie Sheen

I wish Charlie Sheen was my friend in real life.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.

In reply to Nefarious-
5/4/12
Nefarious-:
ginNtonic:
Nefarious-:

Couldn't imagine paying for sex.

"I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave." - Charlie Sheen

I wish Charlie Sheen was my friend in real life.

Then you should get rid of cable and switch to DIRECTV!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZYIdmdx14

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.

5/4/12

More importantly, what fucking moron is telling a hooker he is head of an investment bank. As long as you got the cash the hooker is good to go. If anything lie about what you do so she isn't narcing your ass out, like in an article with a writer who I am sure would love to make finance dudes look better.

5/4/12

Hey, not at all girlfriends need to get regular meals and gifts to put out. If you choose your girlfriends on the sole basis of who is prettiest, then yeah you're more likely to end up with a golddigger. But it's definitely not universally true that "all guys pay for sex".

I felt kind of sad for this girl, the way she initially got a huge self-esteem kick out of having "Wall Street men" falling all over themselves for her. Worst way to gain confidence about your self-worth.

It's always depressing to read about married men and hookers.

5/4/12

Wow! Some responses are pretty shocking.
Oh well...

I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force.

See my WSO blog posts

5/5/12

head teller at wachovia doesn't count as a bigwig in a global bank

In reply to Surefire
5/5/12
Surefire:

Only reason a guy should pay for a prostitute is so they can do shit they can't normally get away with, like pulling hair and slapping while calling her a dirty bitch.......then again if this is shit you normally get away with then more props to you

Wait, you don't do the normal things during sex (e.g. pulling hair, choking, slapping)?

What is happening here..

In reply to brandon st randy
5/5/12
brandon st randy:
Nefarious-:
ginNtonic:
Nefarious-:

Couldn't imagine paying for sex.

"I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave." - Charlie Sheen

I wish Charlie Sheen was my friend in real life.

Then you should stick to cable and don't switch to DIRECTV!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZYIdmdx14

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.

In reply to CoochieMane
5/5/12
CoochieMane:
Surefire:

Only reason a guy should pay for a prostitute is so they can do shit they can't normally get away with, like pulling hair and slapping while calling her a dirty bitch.......then again if this is shit you normally get away with then more props to you

Wait, you don't do the normal things during sex (e.g. pulling hair, choking, slapping)?

What is happening here..

How did I miss this comedy gold the first time around?

I've also heard prostitutes are into freaky shit like doggy or cowgirl.

In reply to mb666
5/5/12
mb666:
Abdel:
mb666:
Abdel:
illiniPride:
Abdel:

Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.

I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.

I like how you put hookers, friends, and a gf in the same category.

They all cost money & they all help me when I'm in need of something.

lol enough with the costs... next poster is going to post the opportunity cost of the client,

Paying for a girlfriend (not a gold-digger or prostitute) is not comparable to this situation. Plus my gf pays for me all the time... restaurants, AE shoes, expensive clothes, etc.

Just make sure that she's spending on you as much as you're spending on her. Because when things fall apart (and they will, as usual, once you get tired of smashing the same body), you'll feel like a sucker for paying more.

Not sure what a$$hole threw monkey sh!t at you but I agree. Plus it's a long-term relationship (half a decade) so the trust is there. I just hate how she wants to go to restaurants all the time... such a waste of money.

what do you eat at home then?

5/5/12

You can tell alot about man by how he treats a hooker. I have great respect for the ladies of the World's oldest profession.

In reply to Bondarb
5/5/12
Bondarb:

You can tell alot about man by how he treats a hooker. I have great respect for the ladies of the World's oldest profession.

someone explain to me how this is the oldest profession, if you have to pay for it. where does the money come from? chicken or egg?

In reply to TNA
5/5/12
TNA:

More importantly, what fucking moron is telling a hooker he is head of an investment bank. As long as you got the cash the hooker is good to go. If anything lie about what you do so she isn't narcing your ass out, like in an article with a writer who I am sure would love to make finance dudes look better.

It sounds like that's exactly what he did and he's just NOT the head of an Investment Bank...

In reply to Gate_Crasher
5/6/12
Gate_Crasher:

Why would a whore's opinion matter.

She not an "escort" she is a "WHORE". Since when anyone gave a flying fcuk what a whore thought ?
She should shut the fcuk up, less talking and more fcuking.
Sounds to me like she is just another whore trying to make it big scuking DICK.

YES, I HAVE A SMALL DICK AND LOVE TO BE COMPLEMENTED IN BED. PROBLEM ?

She is a whore. Beggars can't be choosers.

Loving the quote..haha

zAK

In reply to MissNG
5/6/12
MissNG:
Monkey Unity:

Isn't dating just legal prostitution anyways?

Some just never realize

You've been dating the wrong ladies sir. If you see them that way, then thats who you'll attract.

Believe me I've ended up dating the wrong girls way too many times. Not proud of it and don't like it. That was just an ironic way of looking at it after my shitty experiences. But hey, live and learn

Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

In reply to MissNG
5/6/12
MissNG:
Monkey Unity:

Isn't dating just legal prostitution anyways?

Some just never realize

You've been dating the wrong ladies sir. If you see them that way, then thats who you'll attract.

hahaha ... I'm sorry, but the naivete here is just too much

In reply to prospie
5/6/12
prospie:
MissNG:
Monkey Unity:

Isn't dating just legal prostitution anyways?

Some just never realize

You've been dating the wrong ladies sir. If you see them that way, then thats who you'll attract.

hahaha ... I'm sorry, but the naivete here is just too much

bingo.

5/7/12

LOL HOW DO YOU CUM JUST FROM THE GIRL UNBUTTONING THE PANTS. EVEN IF THE GIRL WAS HOTTER THAN JESSICA ALBA IT WOULD TAKE MUCH MORE THAN THAT FOR ME.

In reply to Febreeze
5/7/12
febreeze:
Bondarb:

You can tell alot about man by how he treats a hooker. I have great respect for the ladies of the World's oldest profession.

someone explain to me how this is the oldest profession, if you have to pay for it. where does the money come from? chicken or egg?

Pay is a flexible term. You don't always "pay" for shit with money.

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."

In reply to streetwannabe
5/7/12
streetwannabe:
febreeze:
Bondarb:

You can tell alot about man by how he treats a hooker. I have great respect for the ladies of the World's oldest profession.

someone explain to me how this is the oldest profession, if you have to pay for it. where does the money come from? chicken or egg?

Pay is a flexible term. You don't always "pay" for shit with money.

i.e. a cow or doing her farmwork..

In reply to she_monkey
5/8/12
she_monkey:
streetwannabe:
febreeze:
Bondarb:

You can tell alot about man by how he treats a hooker. I have great respect for the ladies of the World's oldest profession.

someone explain to me how this is the oldest profession, if you have to pay for it. where does the money come from? chicken or egg?

Pay is a flexible term. You don't always "pay" for shit with money.

i.e. a cow or doing her farmwork..

Salesman is the world's oldest profession.

Back to article, are people so anti-finance these days that they'll believe some hooker's power trip?

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
- The harder you work, the luckier you become.
- I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.

5/9/12

I would only pay a hooker to have a party in a hot tub filled with pepto bismol, while wearing sailor hats, clipping toenails and shaving buttocks.

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

In reply to TonyPerkis
5/9/12
ToiletPaper:

I would only pay a hooker to have a party in a hot tub filled with pepto bismol, while wearing sailor hats, clipping toenails and shaving buttocks.

I'm afraid to say: TonyPerkis > ToiletPaper

The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.
In reply to SonnyZH
5/9/12
SonnyZH:
ToiletPaper:

I would only pay a hooker to have a party in a hot tub filled with pepto bismol, while wearing sailor hats, clipping toenails and shaving buttocks.

I'm afraid to say: TonyPerkis > ToiletPaper

yea, ToiletPaper sucks.

Tareek Perkis was unique.

In reply to TonyPerkis
5/9/12
ToiletPaper:

I would only pay a hooker to have a party in a hot tub filled with pepto bismol, while wearing sailor hats, clipping toenails and shaving buttocks.

You are so strange it is scary. Ever think of off'ing yourself?

Eventus stultorum magister.

In reply to Johnny Ringo
5/9/12
Johnny Ringo:
ToiletPaper:

I would only pay a hooker to have a party in a hot tub filled with pepto bismol, while wearing sailor hats, clipping toenails and shaving buttocks.

You are so strange it is scary. Ever think of off'ing yourself?

Every morning

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

In reply to TonyPerkis
5/9/12
ToiletPaper:
Johnny Ringo:
ToiletPaper:

I would only pay a hooker to have a party in a hot tub filled with pepto bismol, while wearing sailor hats, clipping toenails and shaving buttocks.

You are so strange it is scary. Ever think of off'ing yourself?

Every morning

Lawlmart

Eventus stultorum magister.

5/9/12

what flavor pepto? not a fan of cherry, otherwise pm

In reply to Boreed
5/9/12
Boreed:
ToiletPaper:
Boreed:

I see a lot of myself in this. Ergo, I will be a successful banker.

Ergo, you have a tiny Schmeckel

And stop being toilet paper stuck to my shoe. Stop commenting on my shit.

^^^ the stuck to my shoe line wasn't funny. Thanks for trying though

Eventus stultorum magister.

In reply to Johnny Ringo
5/9/12
Johnny Ringo:
ToiletPaper:

I would only pay a hooker to have a party in a hot tub filled with pepto bismol, while wearing sailor hats, clipping toenails and shaving buttocks.

You are so strange it is scary. Ever think of off'ing yourself?

It's actually a quote from the movie rat race.

-MBP

In reply to Johnny Ringo
5/9/12
Johnny Ringo:
Boreed:
ToiletPaper:
Boreed:

I see a lot of myself in this. Ergo, I will be a successful banker.

Ergo, you have a tiny Schmeckel

And stop being toilet paper stuck to my shoe. Stop commenting on my shit.

^^^ the stuck to my shoe line wasn't funny. Thanks for trying though

Clearly you don't know who I am. I'd be very careful if I were you. Patrick is my dad!

Consider this a warning.

In reply to Boreed
5/9/12

Boreed:
Johnny Ringo:
Boreed:
ToiletPaper:
Boreed:
I see a lot of myself in this. Ergo, I will be a successful banker.

Ergo, you have a tiny Schmeckel

And stop being toilet paper stuck to my shoe. Stop commenting on my shit.

^^^ the stuck to my shoe line wasn't funny. Thanks for trying though

Clearly you don't know who I am. I'd be very careful if I were you. Patrick is my dad!

Consider this a warning.

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5/11/12

as soon as Bryant softly claim that text,Kobe 7, in addition to featuring a symptom of any giggle. yelled on their own hoarse phoning Bryant. seriously, loud from the ground "MVP" whines, violet shorts,LeBron 8 PS, appreciate it! When i have no idea of how to find. definitely, this arena enthusiasm, both hands include many paper prints I've got never ever viewed,here isn't any reduction azure pants,LeBron 9, "I like you actually, I actually are not aware locating.

In reply to Monroe4e
5/11/12
Monroe4e:

as soon as Bryant softly claim that text,Kobe 7, in addition to featuring a symptom of any giggle. yelled on their own hoarse phoning Bryant. seriously, loud from the ground "MVP" whines, violet shorts,LeBron 8 PS, appreciate it! When i have no idea of how to find. definitely, this arena enthusiasm, both hands include many paper prints I've got never ever viewed,here isn't any reduction azure pants,LeBron 9, "I like you actually, I actually are not aware locating.

what does this even mean?

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

7/15/12
Abdel][quote=SirPoopsaLot:
Abdel:
El_Mono:
Abdel:
zeropower:
Abdel:

Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.

I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows.

Well I should of made the distinction between 'white european descent latina' vs 'typical latina, i.e. mixed with black''.

I suspect that you're ''latina'' is from european descent.

Really? Fuck off you racist piece of shit. Who the fuck are you? My guess: nothing. Also, it's "should have made the distinction..." and "your "Latina"" you dumb fuck. Good luck in life, you will need it.

boo f*cking hoo.

Don't be talking crazy to me kido cause you know I'll smash ur fucking teeths out;

Fucking homo

See you at the WSO conference, I'm going now.

adapt or die:
What would P.T. Barnum say about you?

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7/15/12

what is going on guyssss?

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough.

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.

7/15/12

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GBS

7/23/12

I've fought abdel before...he tried to slap me and touch me inappropriately...not cool

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

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