Rumor has it... You're "Small and Bad in Bed"
An escort who frequents Wall Street clientele gave an interview to Buzzfeed that has garnered a bit of interest on the internet. She had some brutally honest comments about her clients... Some unsurprising, some just downright sad.
They have big egos and are big babies. If I made any sign that they weren't the best lover, or that their dick wasn't the biggest dick I'd ever seen, they started asking all these questions and putting me down like: "Oh, well you've just seen more cock than a normal, nice girl would."
One guy, who said he was a bigwig at a global investment bank, came in his pants when I started undoing his belt. It was so awkward. He had been talking up how good he was in bed in the cab ride to the hotel from dinner.
So what do you think monkeys? Are you a bunch of tiny whiny guys with "issues"? Or (hopefully) does this story only ring true for your overworked / mid-life-crisis-ing / ultra-egocentric boss?
And while we're on the subject, what % of your bosses have a call-girl's # in their speed-dial?






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LOL, this is going to get
LOL, this is going to get interesting
Couldn't imagine paying for
Couldn't imagine paying for sex.
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I wish I could afford a
I wish I could afford a decent escort :/
Maybe in like 10 years I'll have the excess cashflow
Good in bed? Don't she
Good in bed? Don't she realize that she's only a cum dump?
Nefarious-: Couldn't imagine
Couldn't imagine paying for sex.
Exactly.
Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.
Im not really sure being told
Im not really sure being told your dick is small by a tute is exactly an "insult" considering you could park a small car in their vag
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Abdel: Only suckers pay for
Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.
I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows.
Nefarious-: Couldn't imagine
Couldn't imagine paying for sex.
Every guy pays for sex. Some just don't know it.
I will never understand why
I will never understand why guys who bang hookers care about what the hooker thinks about their dick size. This chick sleeps with dudes for cash lol.
And why would you be weird about cumming in your pants or talk to a hooker about how good you are in bed. The goal isn't to please them, it is to get off.
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zeropower: Abdel: Only
Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.
I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows.
haha I agree. Some of these guys clearly haven't dated NYC girls. They'll learn the hard way soon enough.
zeropower: Abdel: Only
Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free.
I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows.
Sound advice for you guys: have a girlfriend that was raised in the 3rd world = she'll never ask you for money*.
*unless she's a latina.
Well for that matter, friends
Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.
I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.
Abdel: Well for that matter,
Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.
I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.
I like how you put hookers, friends, and a gf in the same category.
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illiniPride: Abdel: Well
Well for that matter, friends too cost money. The # of times you have to go out with them for a drink etc.
I cain't afford friends, let alone a hooker or a gf.
I like how you put hookers, friends, and a gf in the same category.
They all cost money & they all help me when I'm in need of something.
my cock is huge
my cock is huge
Isn't dating just legal
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soooooooooooooooo if they are
Only reason a guy should pay
it's not that they're looking
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