WSO Caption Contest - April 16th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!

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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Friday the 18th, winner will be announced this weekend

 

When southern women go to Harvard.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
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"We wore our sweaters in case you were deaf and couldn't hear us tell you we went to Harvard."

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

"860 BN in assets under management..." the quadruple alliance harmoniously whispers as they inch closer to the woman.

[quote=mbavsmfin]I don't wear watches bro. Because it's always MBA BALLER time! [/quote]
 

gentlemen, the key to attracting the right woman is to make sure that you have a wingman (and as overachievers, we must have wingMEN!). The next step - stare longingly into her eyes to send a polite message of interest

 
DBCooper:

Brady's entire worldview summarized in one picture.

I think it's more like the opposite of Brady's worldview. In Brady's world, there are 4 women swooning over the one guy with an HBS jacket.
 

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Stay hungry, stay foolish.
 

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"Decide what to be and go be it." - The Avett Brothers
 

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- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.

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