WSO Caption Contest - Dec 12th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!


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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Dec 13th, winner will be announced Monday

 

Having already spent $4.2 B of Tyco's money on the only living unicorn, Dennis Kozlowski knew as long as he rode her to work once a week, he could expense her as a business purchase

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 

Lady in back to purple guy: "I think she's screwed every guy on this floor, horny bitch..."

"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
 

UNICORN: "Uh oh, guess what day it is! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS. Huh? ANYBODY? Mike mike mike mike mike. What day is it Mike?"

MIKE: (sigh) It's fuck my weekend in the ass with your horn Friday.

UNICORN: WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!

Ronnie, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars on car insurance by switching to Geico? I'd say happier than a Unicorn VP on a Friday

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

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PE is the new black.
 

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