WSO Caption Contest - Feb 5th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt
Congrats to broncos fan @crackjack who won last week's contest, he can use his new tshirt to wipe up his tears from the loss on Sunday.
You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Feb 7th, winner will be announced Monday
Pink shirt: Those rainmakers at Babydick Capital are at it again
Yup, best days of Wall Street definitely behind us.
"Is that a pinata up there?"
"No, it's just Jamie Dimon. The Senate is investigating banking practices."
After months of pouring money into "the cloud", Bob finally started seeing a return on his investment.
Sheeit, cracka this ain't nothin compared to what I did at Scores last night
BLUE: Mr. Dimon, let me ask you...bonus day, take me through it.
PINK: WELL I'M THE BEST CEO IN THE GAME, WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY ASS INVESTIGATION LIKE THE SEC, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU GON GET! DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME!
BLUE: Who was talking about you?
PINK: MARY JO, DON'T YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT THE BEST, OR IMA SHUT IT FO YOU REAL QUICK! BSD!
BLUE: Alright, before - Aaaaaaaand Joe, back over to you!
Bob, you wrong in that cash is actually a liquid but I think you'll get the meaning of cold hard cash pretty soon.
Pink: "Hmm didn't know Adam Jones was doing the closing bell today"
Pink shirt : You should get direct deposit for your bonus next year!
Stolen from Wolf of Wall Street....
Look at all these 'Fun Coupons'!!!
Buy side folks upstairs, "Throw some debt on that b*tch!" Pink shirt, "It's called mezzanine..."
Trickle down economics at its finest.
I'm glad "making it rain" is back. "Making it hail" got 47 cents stuck in my forehead in 2008.
I am really getting sick of all the hipsters throwing money from their start-up's blimp
I guess "Helicopter Ben" really DOES have a helicopter
"Floyd Mayweather won $10M on DMX to beat George Zimmerman"
...my hedge fund and PE personal holdings are killing it...and they said trickle down economics doesn't work...
"Steve Strikes Again"
Source: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-do-you-guys-approach-women?page=1#comment-486554
MrStealYoGirl
monster post, that guy is a god
Pink shirt: "Yesterday I have checked the Wall St. Weather App on my Iphone and it showed a 60% chance of Quantitative Easing this afternoon. Ehh...I should have taken an umbrella. Can I borrow yours???"
Pink shirt: "In Japan, do you think it's raining yen, hallejulah, it's raaaining yen?"
Quantitative easing in real life.
Pink: Help! I can't see what's happening, someone forgot to draw my eyeballs!!
C'mon guys! No coins, only large bills please!
The buy side guys upstairs: "
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Have an analyst figure out if it's worth my time picking this up or going pitch these 50 b.s. acquisition targets.
" I still don't get why they let Lil Wayne go on top of the stock exchange"
Pink shirt: "It's falling faster than the Dow" Blue shirt: "You can stand under my bankarella, ella, ella, eh, eh..."
lol @ rihanna :D
"There's no money on Wall Street anymore"
pink shirt dude: "I'm getting all wet right now"
Pink shirt: Now I get it when people say Bitcoin is easier to use.
Pink shirt: "Got any benjamins up there? I only carry 100s."
Pink shirt: You think they pay us too much?
Blue shirt: It's not even bonus season...
[Insert stripper joke]
Q: What's the difference between a magician and a stripper? A: One has a cunning stunt...
I hate it when Buffet just doesn't use his toilet when he needs to piss
Will this delay my flight like the last storm?
Memories of 2006
9:30 on the dot.
Pink shirt: looking up at top floor, sees Jordan Belfort
JB: "Jordan Belfort up in this biiiaaaaattttccchhhh!!"
Pink and Blue shirt: sigh
Circa 1996
cartoon characters could have better facial expressions
really, none of the comments can fit this..
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