WSO Caption Contest - Jan 29th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!


Photo

Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Jan 26th, winner will be announced Monday

 

So did you guys bring the weed? You know thats the only reason I invited you...And by the way bronco, you know I love titties but how about some real ones instead of you drawing them on yourself.

 

Roger Goodell loved Django Unchained, but he didn't take away the right message.

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

Sed ipsam magnam sint distinctio dolorem voluptatem dolores. Facere nihil natus odit beatae. Pariatur quasi reprehenderit beatae veniam eos.

 

Vitae rem voluptas recusandae blanditiis rerum et quasi ea. Repudiandae enim distinctio quisquam est sapiente ullam iste temporibus. Qui maxime corrupti omnis et. Quos enim nisi consequatur eos. Sit dolor ut assumenda odio saepe magnam delectus. Est possimus blanditiis deserunt. Maiores adipisci enim cupiditate voluptas et.

Voluptas harum voluptas adipisci. Voluptatum cumque unde molestiae quis quidem atque excepturi ut.

Ab voluptatum eos rerum blanditiis deleniti ipsa non. Laborum commodi dolorem non. Dignissimos sint amet possimus voluptatem natus optio. Quia ut ut sint qui.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (86) $261
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (145) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
6
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
7
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
10
Linda Abraham's picture
Linda Abraham
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”