WSO Caption Contest - July 8th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!


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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday

 

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"After much debate, the administration has decided to relabel the institution a 'non-target'. The status of our elite institution came into question when several students began trolling online finance forums. When students learned that other institutions were being visited by 5 BB's instead of our generous 4, they became enraged and wanted pity from online strangers. They then blamed the administration for not informing them beforehand that their institution was not elite enough to attract the attention of every major Wall St. firm. We sincerely apologize to these students whose hopes and dreams of being handed a job on Wall St. were crushed by pre-pubescent 12 year olds."

 

... a rising junior from Cornell gets a summer 'analyst' position ... painting houses.

What shall be the resume line item for this 'project' ?

...will it be: "analyzed 50 shades of red to come up with buyers list for optimum paint" ?

...or perhaps: "climbed four steps to market university services" ?

either way, Obama would be proud our kids are working.

Binders full of winners Mr. President.

 

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