WSO Caption Contest - Nov 20th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt
We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Nov 21st, winner will be announced Friday morning
Mod Note (Andy): She's a friend of mine and volunteered to let us post this photo, so.... haha just don't be so vulgar (@flake) that we have to un-publish your comment :)
Mod Note (Andy): she's a friend of mine, and volunteered to let us put her picture up, so spare her a little on the vulgarity scale :)
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You realize you are basically asking us to do the impossible?
lol good point, ill take that off
"Should've been Andy"
This girls likes to touch the balls of a target bull.
Feel so full...
"I know you've generated some alpha this year, but seriously, there's no way they're this big..."
I like big balls and I cannot lie
No no no, it's grab the bull by the HORNS.......
my daily laugh, this is awesome
Must have missed that bull market support level
Everything Andy seemed to touch in this bull market this year turned to gold.
Quick, name something that Lance Armstrong doesn't have in his portfolio!
Caption: Patrick runs an NSFW caption contest.
if this is nsfw i don't want to work where you work
WSO can't be not safe for WSO... you get a circular reference error.
BALLS OF STEEL!!!
Balls galore no where near the ocean floor!
I've been trying to get my arms around this bull market - but the fundamentals are definitely a little hairy...
Is it just me or does she look like Lisa Edelstein (Cuddy from House)?
The bear finally got the bull by the balls
tough but fair
Wall Street- Proudly teabagging America since 1792
A little foreplay before Wall Street decides to fuck us again!
-Main Street
A "firm" believer of the bull market
You should have seen them before all the steroids..
Ain't no tapering that stimulus package.
Now cough twice for me please
Grab life by the balls
Looks like it will be more than a fat finger that causes the next rash crash...
Queen Midas and the Golden Crotch
"Look, I've got Jamie's Dimonds!"
Do these nuts make my butt look big?
This one got me good.
"You know what it takes to sell real estate?"
Talk about quantitative easing...
@AndyLouis and his friend were on a stroll downtown. Andy's friend: "Hey Andy, look these are oval, howcome yours are square?"
"It takes brass balls to sell real estate"
She likes balls on and around her face.
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