WSO Caption Contest - September 16th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!



Image courtesy of my mom, an avid painter with a newfound interest in finance :-)

Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday; winner will be announced on Monday.

 

"Caitlyn" Jenner starring in the movie Wall Street.

Bud Fox: Why do you need to wreck gender identification?

Bruce Jenner: Because it's WRECKABLE, all right? I took another look at it and I changed my mind! Time to pull a switcheroo!

GTAA Mistmaker
 

I really couldn't tell you why contrast collar shirts went out of style. This picture exemplifies how that shirt type 'frames your face' when you are in the spotlight. The way your Mom portrayed this shirt in her picture/drawing/painting is exactly why I'm going to get fitted for ten of these shirts tomorrow. Tell her to get a job with Brooks Brothers/Pink/Charles Tyrwhitt etc. She should focus on contrast collar shirts.

That shirt is making a comeback and I'm leading the charge. It's time for Wall Street to show a little swagger instead of kowtowing to the Silicon Valley nerds and their khaki pants with golf shirts.

It's a power shirt if there ever was such a thing. This time, let's do it without the suspenders though.

 

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