Alcohol + underaged + drug testing?

Hey guys,

Scheduled for a urine drug test this coming Wednesday for my internship. I'm underaged. If alcohol shows up in the urine test, will I get screwed over? Should I stop drinking until then? Sadly just had a beer about 30 minutes before writing this post...

Thanks!

 

All joking aside (no one cares about alcohol-- if anything, they're looking for drug use), from my understanding, they won't do hair tests:

2 reasons:

(1) It's prohibitively expensive (2) A significant portion of their candidates will fail

 

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