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Any gay bankers want straight head in return for a full-time offer?

by studentx (Senior Orangutan, 436 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 7:13pm

I know its many gay men's fantasy to have a straight person suck them off, or even stick it in them...its play of dominance, something bankers love. I am willing to give up my dignity in return for one night of pleasure. You can do anything to me, just no S&M. Must be front office at a respectable bank.

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skyhawk's picture

I can't believe u go to my

by skyhawk (Chimp, 2 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 8:01pm

I can't believe u go to my school...

fuego's picture

I suppose this isn't a

by fuego (Monkey, 30 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 8:04pm

I suppose this isn't a surprising request for someone coming from NYU.

WxOnWallStreet's picture

I've heard of desperate

by WxOnWallStreet (Orangutan, 306 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 8:05pm

I've heard of desperate times calling for desperate measures but this...

bearing's picture

I guess your the bull in

by bearing (Orangutan, 252 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 8:31pm

I guess your the bull in your avatar

GordonGecko's picture

That's pretty fuckin' funny.

by GordonGecko (Senior Baboon, 180 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 8:48pm

That's pretty fuckin' funny. He was joking right?

studentx's picture

criticize me all you want,

by studentx (Senior Orangutan, 436 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 9:07pm

criticize me all you want, but I'll see you guys at the finish line.

youngmoney's picture

you're an idiot

by youngmoney (Monkey, 54 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 10:14pm

and i hope someone takes you up on the offer and deflowers you in such a painful way you'll never be able to walk straight again. NYU Stern... what a joke. Sorry for all you other respectable students that attend a fine institution, but you, sir, are a loser.

studentx's picture

thats ture, sternies dont

by studentx (Senior Orangutan, 436 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 11:25pm

thats true, sternies dont get any sex, straight or gay....shut up virgin who needs ibanking to maybe get a gf someday

trade4size's picture

It puts the lotion on its

by trade4size (Senior Gorilla, 778 Banana Points Points) on 9/22/08 at 11:30pm

It puts the lotion on its skin!

It does what its told!

coverthis's picture

this must be one of those

by coverthis (Baboon, 114 Banana Points Points) on 9/23/08 at 1:33am

this must be one of those kids who cheated on the GMAT to get into school.

fuck you, you faggot

xqtrack's picture

why no s&m? it's the best

by xqtrack (Senior Baboon, 191 Banana Points Points) on 9/23/08 at 3:06am

why no s&m? it's the best part...

Milos's picture

LOL

by Milos (Chimp, 9 Banana Points Points) on 9/23/08 at 3:09am

"deflowers you in such a painful way you'll never be able to walk straight again" LOL

WesternWildOut's picture

pretty funny post. hahaha

by WesternWildOut (Monkey, 62 Banana Points Points) on 9/23/08 at 4:33am

pretty funny post. hahaha

aachimp's picture

i guess this would be beyond

by aachimp (Gorilla, 549 Banana Points Points) on 9/26/08 at 10:30pm

i guess this would be beyond a sternie to comprehend, but there is life outside of banking

finance, even.

CompBanker's picture

The reactions to this post

by CompBanker Certified User(Senior Gorilla, 983 Banana Points Points) on 9/27/08 at 11:33am

The reactions to this post are hilarious. Just brightened my morning. Thanks all.

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CompBanker

Alphaholic's picture

Seriously

by Alphaholic (Orangutan, 366 Banana Points Points) on 9/27/08 at 12:29pm

"Is he serious?"

Look what forum it is posted in, haha. Great post. The best part is how believable it is that someone from Stern would do this!

Kidding. But seriously.

CKnew's picture

...

by CKnew (Chimp, 0 Banana Points Points) on 9/27/08 at 8:48pm

PM me. We can work something out.