A neat mind trick:

Imagine you have a salt shaker on the table. Now mimic picking it up and tilting your head back with mouth open and tongue extended out. Do the pouring/shaking motion on your tongue and you'll taste salt!

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PiperJaffrayChiang:
A neat mind trick:

Imagine you have a salt shaker on the table. Now mimic picking it up and tilting your head back with mouth open and tongue extended out. Do the pouring/shaking motion on your tongue and you'll taste salt!

hahahha

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
PiperJaffrayChiang:
A neat mind trick:

Imagine you have a salt shaker on the table. Now mimic picking it up and tilting your head back with mouth open and tongue extended out. Do the pouring/shaking motion on your tongue and you'll taste salt!

If only I had 100 bananas to give.

- Child Please.
 

Another prank will be carrying an empty box and pretending the box is very heavy and lay it on the floor then call the fellow analyst to help you life it. Put pressure on the box until the analyst takes over and ready to lift it then release the pressure. Yeah, you got the idea.

 

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