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Mod Note (Andy): by homepaging this we're not endorsing that this user actually is a HF principal. Just read through it and thought some of the comments are worth a laugh or two, enjoy

Always wanted to do one of these.

My background
- Graduated summa from one of HYPSW
- Spent 2 years in a very preftigious group at GS/MS/BX
- Moved to my current fund sometime between 2005 and 2008
- Been at the fund since

Fund is well known and mentioned in all your "top HF / which HF would you work at" type threads.

Ask away.

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Comments (120)

  • doriolisdog's picture

    Have you considered leaving the world of finance throughout your career?

  • In reply to sandsurfngbomber
    NewGuy's picture

    sandsurfngbomber wrote:
    What caliber of internships did you have during your undergrad that lead to the prestigious group?

    Interned in the same group my junior year.

    doriolisdog wrote:
    Have you considered leaving the world of finance throughout your career?

    No, although I did worry about getting a pinkslip during a particular tough period of the crisis

  • kyleyboy's picture

    Do you like your job? I'm asking you this because in any other situation it wouldn't be acceptable

  • EtherBinge's picture

    What do you enjoy most/least about your current position/workplace?

    If you could've done something differently earlier on in your career, what would it be?

  • slowdive's picture

    What strategy are you in? How did you successfully make the transition from analyst to portfolio manager? Much appreciated.

  • SirTradesaLot's picture

    What is the educational attainment and economic status of your parents?

    adapt or die wrote:
    What would P.T. Barnum say about you?

    MY BLOG

  • mongoose's picture

    Why don't you have a WSO star?

    How has your success been with the ladies?

  • BlackHat's picture

    Lol

    I hate victims who respect their executioners

  • SirTradesaLot's picture

    Just wanted to note that this has the potential for an absolutely epic thread.

    adapt or die wrote:
    What would P.T. Barnum say about you?

    MY BLOG

  • midtowngal's picture

    hahaha, this thread is funny. please maneuver tactfully, so they can put your thread on the front page.
    The four users above me are funnier. Ask about the parents' background? killed it.

    "Graduated summa from one of HYPSW"
    100% sure you graduated from either S or W, otherwise you would have just said HYP

    I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine---Ridin' Solo

  • In reply to kyleyboy
    NewGuy's picture

    kyleyboy wrote:
    Do you like your job? I'm asking you this because in any other situation it wouldn't be acceptable

    Love it. What wouldn't be acceptable?

    EtherBinge wrote:
    What do you enjoy most/least about your current position/workplace?

    If you could've done something differently earlier on in your career, what would it be?


    Enjoy most - free mandate to pursue value opportunities anywhere in the world
    Enjoy least - pressure on results ...

    slowdive wrote:
    What strategy are you in? How did you successfully make the transition from analyst to portfolio manager? Much appreciated.

    Multi-strategy but value focused
    Wouldn't call myself a PM in the traditional sense (i.e. XX AUM allocated to me personally which I then invest where I chose). Most value shops (ex. SAC R.I.P) do not operate that way. Rather, they'd have one or two big dogs at the top with several underlyings (principals/senior analysts) who manage the associates/investment analysts and push the best ideas up

  • karypto's picture

    How do you hedge your dates flaking? What's your therapists name? Where in Connecticut do you live?

  • In reply to SirTradesaLot
    NewGuy's picture

    SirTradesaLot wrote:
    What is the educational attainment and economic status of your parents?

    Parents aren't preftigious at all. Earned multiples of their annual take home during my first analyst year.

    JamesHetfield wrote:
    Why don't you have a WSO star?

    How has your success been with the ladies?


    Coz getting a star requires giving away my identity
    Very successful (much more so than in college)

  • In reply to midtowngal
    NewGuy's picture

    midtowngal wrote:

    "Graduated summa from one of HYPSW"
    100% sure you graduated from either S or W, otherwise you would have just said HYP

    Maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. Maybe I didn't even attend HYPSW at all. Who knows, brother?

  • In reply to karypto
    NewGuy's picture

    karypto wrote:
    How do you hedge your dates flaking? What's your therapists name? Where in Connecticut do you live?

    Date flaking - double book dates i.e. two girls for one night. Cancel one if they both confirm
    Needed to do that as a younger analyst but since I got more preftigious, dates stopped flaking

    Nice try on q two, brother

  • OkComputer's picture

    Have you heard of Lumina Investments?

    "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." --Abraham Lincoln

  • In reply to whatwhatwhat
    NewGuy's picture

    whatwhatwhat wrote:
    how quickly would you get fired if your fund found out about your wonderful online persona

    I think my preftigious performance would allow me to get a second chance. Principals gotta troll too, brother. Don't think I'd get fired unless my identity was released publicly on wso. Heck, Daniel Loeb use to troll yahoo boards as 'Mr. Pink' in the old days.

  • In reply to OkComputer
    NewGuy's picture

    OkComputer wrote:
    Have you heard of Lumina Investments?

    Those guys are killing it, brother. Pimple faced forever alone virgins putting us hedge fund veterans to shame, brother.

  • dest149's picture

    How tough to lateral from S&T to HF

  • IlliniProgrammer's picture

    Who taught you how to spell prestigious?

  • H34D SH01's picture

    why do you continue to misspell "preStigious"? "preftigious" isn't a word, brother

  • H34D SH01's picture

    why do you continue to misspell "preStigious"? "preftigious" isn't a word, brother

    Also why is this in the i bank subforum, not the hedge fun one..?

  • In reply to NewGuy
    midtowngal's picture

    NewGuy wrote:
    midtowngal wrote:

    "Graduated summa from one of HYPSW"
    100% sure you graduated from either S or W, otherwise you would have just said HYP

    Maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. Maybe I didn't even attend HYPSW at all. Who knows, brother?

    Then who are you trying to fool? Also, for anyone who claims from HYP, I know is certainly not from H. People like to include H in whatever catagory they are in. Take the words from a former Havard reject.

    I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine---Ridin' Solo

  • IlliniProgrammer's picture

    Quote:
    Then who are you trying to fool? Also, for anyone who claims from HYP, I know is certainly not from H. People like to include H in whatever catagory they are in. Take the words from a former Havard reject.

    Seriously, this HYPSW s...tuff isn't all its cracked up to be. If you're in the top 50% of applicants on SAT scores, top 50% on grades, and top 50% on personals, it's a fricking lottery. I say that as a YP grad student who first got rejected from the very same school he attends.

    Life is about what you produce and the values you hold, not your prestige*.

    *: Unless you work in academia or in IBD at a Wall Street bank.

    Quote:
    People like to include H in whatever catagory they are in. Take the words from a former Havard reject.

    A Harvard student doesn't always want to give away the fact that he is a Harvard student, though. There is some ambiguity there.

    My favorite thing is that even within these schools, we need ranking and classification systems. We need to classify people by major, by secret society and/or eating club and/or fraternity, by whether they're a PhD in Mathematics or an International Econ student. Elite is never good enough on the prestige scale for people. There is always more. The guys with a Nobel Prize are jealous of the guys with two Nobel prizes.

    And it's the same way with money and power as it is with prestige. People are always comparing themselves against others and wanting more.

    I think the seven kindest words in the English language- to oneself and to others- are "I am content with what I have". You can follow that, if you'd like by saying "I have everything I need and much of what I want. I have a roof over my head, I have food on the table. I have the use of all four limbs. I have at least a little free time today. Some people have more than me, but I have enough."

  • In reply to midtowngal
    mongoose's picture

    midtowngal wrote:
    NewGuy wrote:
    midtowngal wrote:

    "Graduated summa from one of HYPSW"
    100% sure you graduated from either S or W, otherwise you would have just said HYP

    Maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. Maybe I didn't even attend HYPSW at all. Who knows, brother?

    Then who are you trying to fool? Also, for anyone who claims from HYP, I know is certainly not from H. People like to include H in whatever catagory they are in. Take the words from a former Havard reject.

    Are you Asian? Just get the feeling that you got screwed by AA, and some undeserving AA candidate got in in your place.

  • SirTradesaLot's picture

    How tall are you?

    adapt or die wrote:
    What would P.T. Barnum say about you?

    MY BLOG

  • In reply to mongoose
    design's picture

    JamesHetfield wrote:
    Are you Asian? Just get the feeling that you got screwed by AA, and some undeserving AA candidate got in in your place.

    Yes, she's Asian. She posted a video of herself in one of the threads she started in the Monkey Around forum.

    As for the OP, are you Prestigious Pete's pitcher or catcher?

  • Newspeak's picture

    Do you frequent xoxo? I'm guessing so given how you use phrases like "preftigious" and "brother"

    Also, what made you go for HF or PE?

  • IlliniProgrammer's picture

    I always use HYPMSCW.

    I am going to leave the C ambiguous- it might be Cornell, Chicago, Columbia, or CMU.

    Also anyone who thinks someone who uses the phrase HYPSW goes to Stanford doesn't know any engineers or quantitative types from that school. Again, there are smart people anywhere, but if it were possible to compare the engineers at Stanford to the engineers at HYP and have a winner, the engineers at Stanford might just win (only to face a tough challenge from MIT, IIT (India), and Berkeley.)

  • In reply to Nouveau Richie
    IlliniProgrammer's picture

    Nouveau Richie wrote:
    IlliniProgrammer wrote:
    I am going to leave the C ambiguous- it might be Cornell, Chicago, Columbia, or CMU.

    IP, no love for CalTech?


    Sure, why not? That said, I've only spent about two weeks of my life west of the Mississippi.

  • In reply to BlackHat
    EtherBinge's picture

    BlackHat wrote:
    Lol

    BlackHat is now PM at his fund? Damn, someone create an extra troll-only questions topic for him.

  • In reply to EtherBinge
    BlackHat's picture

    EtherBinge wrote:
    BlackHat wrote:
    Lol

    BlackHat is now PM at his fund? Damn, someone create an extra troll-only questions topic for him.

    I'll field those all day

    I hate victims who respect their executioners

  • In reply to dest149
    NewGuy's picture

    dest149 wrote:
    How tough to lateral from S&T to HF

    Depends on the S&T role and type of fund

    IlliniProgrammer wrote:
    Who taught you how to spell prestigious?

    Pumos, brother

    H34D SH01 wrote:
    why do you continue to misspell "preStigious"? "preftigious" isn't a word, brother

    (100 IQ poster)

    midtowngal wrote:
    NewGuy wrote:
    midtowngal wrote:

    "Graduated summa from one of HYPSW"
    100% sure you graduated from either S or W, otherwise you would have just said HYP

    Maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. Maybe I didn't even attend HYPSW at all. Who knows, brother?

    Then who are you trying to fool? Also, for anyone who claims from HYP, I know is certainly not from H. People like to include H in whatever catagory they are in. Take the words from a former Havard reject.


    me: copped dat preftigious HYPSW summa cum laude
    You: HYPSW reject

    SirTradesaLot wrote:
    How tall are you?

    What I lack in height, I make up for in wealth, brother

    design wrote:

    As for the OP, are you Prestigious Pete's pitcher or catcher?

    I could only wish. He is the master.

  • In reply to Newspeak
    NewGuy's picture

    Newspeak wrote:
    Do you frequent xoxo? I'm guessing so given how you use phrases like "preftigious" and "brother"

    Also, what made you go for HF or PE?


    Titcq

    Did not want to do PE. Thought working at a HF would be more intellectually stimulating. Lol jk, I did it for the money.

  • In reply to BlackHat
    NewGuy's picture

    BlackHat wrote:
    EtherBinge wrote:
    BlackHat wrote:
    Lol

    BlackHat is now PM at his fund? Damn, someone create an extra troll-only questions topic for him.

    I'll field those all day

    Congrats on the promotion brother but my fund's preftige > your fund's preftige. Does this upset you?

  • f4tality's picture

    Since your identity is well protected, would you mind sharing your take home income for the last year (or some sort of range)? Most data points on WSO are for banking or more junior positions on the buyside, would be interested to know how much someone who "kills it" in a preftigious buyside gig nets before PM level.

  • In reply to f4tality
    NewGuy's picture

    f4tality wrote:
    Since your identity is well protected, would you mind sharing your take home income for the last year (or some sort of range)? Most data points on WSO are for banking or more junior positions on the buyside, would be interested to know how much someone who "kills it" in a preftigious buyside gig nets before PM level.

    Average is probably around $1.5m with a range of $500k to $10m+ so positive skew with a long tail

  • Oreos's picture

    if i were to go to GS / MS / RBS / JPM / BX could i get into H / P / Y with a CFA and great ECs so that i could work at KKR / TPG / ATY / BX / HLHZ / SAC, and will i need to know how to calculate FFO / CFO / EBITDA / NI / EBITDAR / IRR or just know DCF / MOM / FIG?

    .

  • SonnyZH's picture

    Congratulations on the preftigious thread preftige brother.

    Quote:
    The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.

  • In reply to Oreos
    NewGuy's picture

    Oreos wrote:
    if i were to go to GS / MS / RBS / JPM / BX could i get into H / P / Y with a CFA and great ECs so that i could work at KKR / TPG / ATY / BX / HLHZ / SAC, and will i need to know how to calculate FFO / CFO / EBITDA / NI / EBITDAR / IRR or just know DCF / MOM / FIG?

    Your MOM is more than sufficient, brother

    SonnyZH wrote:
    Congratulations on the preftigious thread preftige brother.

    Thanks thanks

  • leveredarb's picture

    What's your top 15 most preftigious l/s funds?

    Why are you so preftigious?

  • In reply to NewGuy
    Oreos's picture

    NewGuy wrote:

    Your MOM is more than sufficient, brother

    [


    Mum > mom, get with the british prestige son. You're better than that.

    .

  • IlliniProgrammer's picture

    Ok, so OP was raised by Pumas who had really bad lifps; that's why he misspells prestige. Got it.

  • In reply to mongoose
    midtowngal's picture

    JamesHetfield wrote:
    midtowngal wrote:
    NewGuy wrote:
    midtowngal wrote:

    "Graduated summa from one of HYPSW"
    100% sure you graduated from either S or W, otherwise you would have just said HYP

    Maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. Maybe I didn't even attend HYPSW at all. Who knows, brother?

    Then who are you trying to fool? Also, for anyone who claims from HYP, I know is certainly not from H. People like to include H in whatever catagory they are in. Take the words from a former Havard reject.

    Are you Asian? Just get the feeling that you got screwed by AA, and some undeserving AA candidate got in in your place.

    Nothing to do with them. The reason I didn't get in was because I was innocent enough not mentioning anything about my Dad. I thought I could rock my way in all by myself. that's many years ago, now I could care less. Maturity.

    I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine---Ridin' Solo

  • In reply to NewGuy
    f4tality's picture

    NewGuy wrote:
    f4tality wrote:
    Since your identity is well protected, would you mind sharing your take home income for the last year (or some sort of range)? Most data points on WSO are for banking or more junior positions on the buyside, would be interested to know how much someone who "kills it" in a preftigious buyside gig nets before PM level.

    Average is probably around $1.5m with a range of $500k to $10m+ so positive skew with a long tail

    Cheers for that.

    So you say you're in it for the money, would you trade places with someone less preftigious but making more (high school drop-out owner of several car dealerships, 30 year old from non-target at Glencore at the listing etc)?

  • In reply to design
    midtowngal's picture

    design wrote:
    JamesHetfield wrote:
    Are you Asian? Just get the feeling that you got screwed by AA, and some undeserving AA candidate got in in your place.

    Yes, she's Asian. She posted a video of herself in one of the threads she started in the Monkey Around forum.

    As for the OP, are you Prestigious Pete's pitcher or catcher?

    Are you the kid who did the shit that revealing senior members' identities in the previous general chat room, leading the room to be closed forever?
    Please keep some distance from me. This kind of advertising made me not comfortable. THX

    I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine---Ridin' Solo

  • In reply to IlliniProgrammer
    SanityCheck's picture

    IlliniProgrammer wrote:
    Ok, so OP was raised by Pumas who had really bad lifps; that's why he misspells prestige. Got it.

    It's a dumb meme he got from another message board. Worst troll I've seen in a while.

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