Associate chews gum like a fucking cow

This goes on all day long, I can't fucking focus on anything. He sits in the cubicle next to mine. I don't want to have headphones on till later in the evening. Should I just tell him to keep his fucking mouth shut while he chews gum?

 

Just put your headphones on. No need to piss him off, especially considering its likely a habit that wouldn't be easily broken. Or just play some "white" noise (no, I don't mean Eminem's new CD) and see if you can 'cancel' it out.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Eat a burrito everyday for lunch and when he gets fed up with your gas, tell him you'll stop farting when he stops chewing gum and starts dipping....like a real man

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Consider leaving an anonymous note if you're afraid to confront him yourself. Alternatively, sarcasm is usually a great way to get a point across that you're worried will come off as lame.

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