Asymmetrical Pleats: The ugliest item of clothing I have EVER seen. Someone please tell me this isn't becoming a thing!

I was checking some sales out on Gilt Group when I came across this monstrosity. Can some fashion-forward monkey in the crowd assure me that this is just bad design and is NOT catching on!?

Seriously, it's so ugly. At the very least, tell me that it's only the hipsters and that this shit is staying off of our precious Street!

I give you, Asymmetrical pleats FOR MEN:

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http://www.gilt.com/sale/men/kai-aackmann-612/product/37790826

 
Edmundo Braverman:
Some 8-year old Asian girl in a Brooklyn sweatshop caught the beating of her young life for cranking out that monstrosity.
Way to put Blastoise's shit out there, dick.

Whats the market on whether IP bought some of these because they were on super special double discount?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!

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