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Banging my cleaning lady

by Marcus_Halberstram (Senior Monkey, 69 Banana Points Points) on 9/5/08 at 7:46pm

I'm considering trying to bang the late night cleaning lady/girl. There's just something about her blue smock/dress and ghetto demeanor that makes me want to bend her over the conference room table.

What are the possible implications? More than anything else I'm worried about getting blackmailed by her after the fact.

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Alphaholic's picture

Wow

by Alphaholic (Orangutan, 366 Banana Points Points) on 9/5/08 at 8:30pm

I have no advice for you. A+++ topic, though. Five stars.

I've never seen an attractive cleaning lady, but hey, to each his own...

Paul43SC's picture

THAT - IS - RICH!!!!!!!

by Paul43SC (Chimp, 6 Banana Points Points) on 9/5/08 at 8:33pm

I applaud your thinking.

KMM's picture

Didn't that happen in Seinfeld?

by KMM (Senior Monkey, 99 Banana Points Points) on 9/5/08 at 8:47pm

George's Boss: "Uh George, its come to our attention you had sex with the cleaning lady on your desk"

George-"Is that wrong, I have to plead ignorance on this one, I have worked at plenty other places and this sort of thing happens all the time"

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Gross!!!

by phishwsp123 (Chimp, 2 Banana Points Points) on 9/5/08 at 9:53pm

WTF is wrong with you? You can't find any girl to bang in the toilet bowl you live in called NYC!

ibdreamer's picture

Dude just warm yourself up

by ibdreamer (Baboon, 122 Banana Points Points) on 9/5/08 at 10:56pm

Dude just warm yourself up with her and then find a way hotteerr girl to bang, I'm sure there is some one good looking in NYC. Also, make sure she don't got no STDs.

Marcus_Halberstram's picture

Ha. Its not that shes

by Marcus_Halberstram (Senior Monkey, 69 Banana Points Points) on 9/6/08 at 12:36am

Ha. Its not that shes incredibly hot. I think its more about just banging her late at night at work, and then getting back to my desk and back to work again. Kind of like going outside to smoke a cigarette. How many of you wouldnt take a bang-a-slut break over a cigarette break? Although I would say my building does have some attractive cleaning girls.

e36M3's picture

no, the cleaning lady is

by e36M3 (Baboon, 106 Banana Points Points) on 9/6/08 at 1:42am

no, the cleaning lady is probably dirty and poor. gross.

pussy_hands's picture

find a girl friend, and ask

by pussy_hands (Senior Monkey, 69 Banana Points Points) on 9/6/08 at 11:35am

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

pussy_hands's picture

find a girl friend, and ask

by pussy_hands (Senior Monkey, 69 Banana Points Points) on 9/6/08 at 11:36am

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

aloki's picture

Wanna repeat that again?

by aloki (Baboon, 151 Banana Points Points) on 9/6/08 at 12:38pm

Wanna repeat that again?

pussy_hands's picture

sure aloki

by pussy_hands (Senior Monkey, 69 Banana Points Points) on 9/6/08 at 2:05pm

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

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find a girl friend, and ask

by Philosopher (Senior Monkey, 73 Banana Points Points) on 9/6/08 at 2:25pm

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

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You don't get it

by joemontana (Monkey, 52 Banana Points Points) on 9/6/08 at 4:12pm
pussy_hands wrote:

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

You don't get it. The whole appeal is a random bang with a cleaning lady. It's an awesome idea. I say go for it.

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Fuck the shit out of 'er

by jmdude (Baboon, 110 Banana Points Points) on 9/6/08 at 6:10pm
joemontana wrote:
pussy_hands wrote:

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

You don't get it. The whole appeal is a random bang with a cleaning lady. It's an awesome idea. I say go for it.

Exactly! fuck, the rest of you guys are Science majors for sure, who hasnt thought of banging a girl just because of the novelty?!?! ie your teacher, cleaning lady, nurse etc

ibdreamer's picture

Teacher

by ibdreamer (Baboon, 122 Banana Points Points) on 9/9/08 at 1:50am
jmdude wrote:
joemontana wrote:
pussy_hands wrote:

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

You don't get it. The whole appeal is a random bang with a cleaning lady. It's an awesome idea. I say go for it.

Exactly! fuck, the rest of you guys are Science majors for sure, who hasnt thought of banging a girl just because of the novelty?!?! ie your teacher, cleaning lady, nurse etc

Teacher: Yes, if hot
Nurse: Yes
Cleaning Lady: Possible
Policewoman: FUCK YEAH!

coverthis's picture

use the liner in the recycle

by coverthis (Baboon, 114 Banana Points Points) on 9/9/08 at 2:02am

use the liner in the recycle bin as protection

LizzieJane's picture

just don't get caught

by LizzieJane (Monkey, 57 Banana Points Points) on 9/18/08 at 10:48pm
coverthis wrote:

use the liner in the recycle bin as protection

That's just gross.

ibdreamer wrote:

Policewoman: FUCK YEAH!

HahahAHAH.
But I agree about the teacher thing. I've definitely considered it a time or two...

And as long as the cleaning lady wants it...why not?