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"I am a retired 65 year old Jewish physician and psychiatrist, the father of four young adult children and grandfather of two."

Then why are you here? You're a sad sad wrinkly old man. Your days here are numbered, just crawl into your attic and leave this world to the young people, even the guys working IT at bloated, mediocre mutual fund companies. You had your chance and you have nothing to show for it. Are you that despondent and desperate to somehow think you can try to leave a shadow of your existence by trolling online message boards that have absolutely nothing to do with you? At least this kid is asking a question about a financial service company, WTF are you doing here, dude? Shouldn't you be grocery shopping at 5AM wearing orthopedic shoes, shorts, and white socks pulled up just under your knees with rubber bands holding them up at at the top?

I know I'll prob catch a lot of backlash for these comments, but this guy is ridiculous, he has absolutely nothing to offer anyone on this forum; read his other comments, all this time I thought he was just an asshole banker, he's just some loser coming on this forum for god knows what reason.

 

Let me guess, your kids didn't spring for the Plus Package at the nursing home. In between yelling at nurses for trying to poison you and eating apple sauce with a straw you come on these boards to try to live vicariously through WSO in hopes to redeem your waste of life which you spent as a physician/psychiatrist(whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean) fantasizing that you are indeed a 28 year old banker. You look at your wrinkly face in the mirror and squint your eyes until your blurred face almost looks 30-something again... almost. And chant... "I am young, successful, and people like me"

Enter Elliot Klein DDS and Elliot JR

Elliot Klein DDS: Dad, what are you doing? Mark Klein MD: (Startled) ahhhh! What!? I told you not to startle me. You finally remembered your father, huh? Elliot DDS: Mrs. Thompson said you choked on your Centrum silver last week? I thought-- Elliot Jr: I want to go daddy, I want to go. It smells bad, Grandpa smells bad. MK MD: Don't interrupt your father... when I was your age I would have-- Elliot Jr: I dont have to listen to you, your not my dad. MK MD: ahhhh, this is what Ive been reduced to. No one respects me, you shack me up in this place... its a mortician's waiting room-- Elliot DDS: Ok dad, it was good seeing you. We're meeting Susan for brunch. MK MD: (getting up as if invited to join) Elliot DDS: (awakwardly) umm... dad, we made reservations... we weren't expecting you, maybe next time, eh? MK MD: I didn't want to come anyway, I told you to marry a Jewish woman... she would have been able to teach your kids some respect, some values. Elliot DDS: Dad, how many times are we going to have this conversation? (ear muffs Elliot Jr) Besides, Jewish pussy smells like rotten Motzo. Bye dad.

                  [Exit Elliots]

Mark Klein MD: (walks back to mirror and begins squinting again)

[Fade out]

 

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