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shorttheworld's picture
shorttheworld
      EN
 
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,395
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 10:39pm

is it weird i get aroused watching her deepthroat her dildo lol

http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/blowjob/...

I need a crib, a big estate, I need a boat and that need a lake, I need some salmon that need a plate, that need a chef so I feed my safe From trading equities to slanging wine in Latin America A ship is safe in harbor, but that is not what a ship i
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RagnarDanneskjold's picture

I wonder how this thread is

RagnarDanneskjold
      HF
 
(King Kong, 1,031
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 10:50pm

I wonder how this thread is going to pan out...

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Frieds's picture

You might as well also add

Frieds
      AM
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,547
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 11:18am

You might as well also add that another celebrity had her phone hacked to the list of things that will contribute to the thread being absurd.

Edit: I just realized that my link didn't work... Now check it out.

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Working9-5's picture

I'd take her home with me.

Working9-5
      ST
 
(Gorilla, 614
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:14pm

I'd take her home with me.

CNBC sucks

"This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up

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unslain's picture

This could get out of hand

unslain
     
 
(Senior Baboon, 177
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:18pm

This could get out of hand quickly...

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"

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mb666's picture

LOL I just e-mailed the link

mb666
      VC
 
 
(Gorilla, 729
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:22pm

LOL

I just e-mailed the link to my gf

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Frieds's picture

Working... who? The Asian

Frieds
      AM
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,547
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:22pm

Working... who? The Asian girl in the videos or the celebrity who got her phone hacked?

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shorttheworld's picture

I THINK THIS VIDEO MAY HAVE

shorttheworld
      EN
 
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,395
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:25pm

I THINK THIS VIDEO MAY HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE ENDING

so still, no one has answered that theyre aroused by this cuteish girl sucking the d lol

I need a crib, a big estate, I need a boat and that need a lake, I need some salmon that need a plate, that need a chef so I feed my safe

From trading equities to slanging wine in Latin America

A ship is safe in harbor, but that is not what a ship i

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entropy_increases's picture

^haha shorttheworld has an

entropy_increases
     
 
(Monkey, 32
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:35pm

^haha shorttheworld has an apt tagline: "Dont ever let the place you start dictate where you finish." You have to dream big and finish all over her face. It helps if you went to a target and have BB experience though.

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BTbanker's picture

I was expecting Heister to be

BTbanker
      IB
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,340
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:36pm

I was expecting Heister to be the OP...

"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan

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Ravenous's picture

I started cracking up

Ravenous
      HF
 
 
(King Kong, 1,347
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:39pm

I started cracking up watching the hummer video. The star spangled banner? Are you fucking kidding? That one's a keeper.

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Flake's picture

Nice.

Flake
      ER
 
(Neanderthal, 3,667
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:48pm

Nice.

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wolverine19x89's picture

shorttheworld wrote: is it

wolverine19x89
      O
 
(King Kong, 1,849
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:52pm
shorttheworld:

is it weird i get aroused watching her deepthroat her dildo lol

no

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough.

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.

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JDawg's picture

She's actually really hot and

JDawg
     
 
(Gorilla, 528
 
Points)
 on 3/12/12 at 11:58pm

She's actually really hot and I'd gladly pay for a hands on demonstration from her

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Working9-5's picture

@Frieds: I'd take the Asian

Working9-5
      ST
 
(Gorilla, 614
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 12:05am

@Frieds: I'd take the Asian first. Got a serious case of the yellow fever right now.

CNBC sucks

"This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up

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Frieds's picture

Working, fair enough. Despite

Frieds
      AM
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,547
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 12:10am

Working, fair enough.

Despite what Short says, he's not talking about the Asian chick. I'm pretty sure that this is actually what's going through his mind right now...

George Takei FTW!

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Abdel's picture

It had to be an asian girl in

Abdel
      O
 
(Neanderthal, 2,064
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 12:10am
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shorttheworld's picture

Abdel wrote: It had to be an

shorttheworld
      EN
 
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,395
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 12:16am

I need a crib, a big estate, I need a boat and that need a lake, I need some salmon that need a plate, that need a chef so I feed my safe

From trading equities to slanging wine in Latin America

A ship is safe in harbor, but that is not what a ship i

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Abdel's picture

shorttheworld wrote: Abdel

Abdel
      O
 
(Neanderthal, 2,064
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 12:23am
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MagicKarp's picture

She's be a great porn star. I

MagicKarp
      IB
 
(Baboon, 160
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 12:20am
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Nabooru's picture

I'm waiting for the .GIF

Nabooru
      HF
 
(Gorilla, 689
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 12:47am

Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?

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ah's picture

i wonder when this thread is

ah
      ST
 
(Senior Orangutan, 421
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 12:49am

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.

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General Disarray's picture

lol wtf were u searching when

General Disarray
      IB
 
(Senior Gorilla, 795
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 1:05am
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forgetfulmonkey's picture

grossss

forgetfulmonkey
     
 
(Senior Chimp, 24
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 1:06am
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Chocobo's picture

Oh my...this made me

Chocobo
     
 
(Senior Baboon, 235
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 1:11am
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Neighbor's picture

General Disarray wrote: lol

Neighbor
      IB
 
(King Kong, 1,236
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 1:17am

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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mongoose's picture

ah wrote: i wonder when this

mongoose
      O
 
(King Kong, 1,039
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 1:25am
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APAE's picture

June Rose wrote: Oh my...this

APAE
     
 
(Neanderthal, 3,712
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 4:55am

A lot of people do certain things to add days to their life. I do things to add life to my days.

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ah's picture

A Posse Ad Esse wrote: June

ah
      ST
 
(Senior Orangutan, 421
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 5:22am

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.

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shorttheworld's picture

It was linked from reddit for

shorttheworld
      EN
 
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,395
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 8:15am

I need a crib, a big estate, I need a boat and that need a lake, I need some salmon that need a plate, that need a chef so I feed my safe

From trading equities to slanging wine in Latin America

A ship is safe in harbor, but that is not what a ship i

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Flake's picture

shorttheworld wrote: It was

Flake
      ER
 
(Neanderthal, 3,667
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 8:33am

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

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DJ LIBOR's picture

The world would be a better

DJ LIBOR
      HF
 
(Monkey, 65
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 9:21am
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Ravenous's picture

.

Ravenous
      HF
 
 
(King Kong, 1,347
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 4:49pm
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Abdel's picture

Ravenous wrote: . Thanks for

Abdel
      O
 
(Neanderthal, 2,064
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 5:00pm
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Ravenous's picture

Yeah, it was too racist so I

Ravenous
      HF
 
 
(King Kong, 1,347
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 5:12pm
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Abdel's picture

Ravenous wrote: Yeah, it was

Abdel
      O
 
(Neanderthal, 2,064
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 5:29pm
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Ravenous's picture

That's true, but Koreans are

Ravenous
      HF
 
 
(King Kong, 1,347
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 5:35pm
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Abdel's picture

Ravenous wrote: That's true,

Abdel
      O
 
(Neanderthal, 2,064
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 5:39pm
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DJ LIBOR's picture

I'm 11 what's a penis

DJ LIBOR
      HF
 
(Monkey, 65
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 6:18pm
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JDawg's picture

I'm going to use these

JDawg
     
 
(Gorilla, 528
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 10:11pm
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AlsatianCousin's picture

Ravenous wrote: That's true,

AlsatianCousin
     
 
(Senior Baboon, 213
 
Points)
 on 3/13/12 at 11:54pm
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TNA's picture

Holy shit, finally watched

TNA
      O
 
 
(Human, 13,698
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 12:07am

MSF Website
MACC Website
MSF Twitter

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Nobama88's picture

OMAHGAWD.

Nobama88
      RE
 
 
(King Kong, 1,680
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 12:40am

Need to Land a Job? Click Here.

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BankingWaffle's picture

Flake wrote: shorttheworld

BankingWaffle
      IB
 
(Senior Baboon, 242
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 1:12am

Cheers.

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dwight schrute's picture

Did some follow up research.

dwight schrute
     
 
(Gorilla, 676
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 5:27am

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art - Andy Warhol

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dwight schrute wrote: Did

Abdel
      O
 
(Neanderthal, 2,064
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 5:52am
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Abdel wrote: dwight schrute

Flake
      ER
 
(Neanderthal, 3,667
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 9:05am

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

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Guest1655's picture

LOL no wonder all the asian

Guest1655
      EN
 
(Senior Gorilla, 883
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 1:40pm
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cphbravo96's picture

Dang, this chick looks sooo

cphbravo96
      PE
 
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,036
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 7:51pm

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

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Hah! My ex tried that singing

Boreed
      PE
 
(Senior Gorilla, 952
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 7:55pm

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Boreed wrote: Hah! My ex

Flake
      ER
 
(Neanderthal, 3,667
 
Points)
 on 3/14/12 at 8:20pm

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