Bottles & Models

A lot of you have trouble getting into nightclubs without buying bottle service or being accompanied by a group of girls.

So will you be able to get in with 1 or 2 guys if you go early like 10 instead of showing up at 12. Wouldn't you be able to get in if you're one of the first few people there?

 

^ They don't want a bunch of dudes standing around... more girls = more guys with money want to go there. So if you're with a group of 10 bros, good luck getting in.

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By the way, the guys with money part is relevant because they buy lots of expensive drinks, which is how clubs make their money.

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Going to a club and dropping cash for bottle service will get you broke and surrounded by chicks who will drink you're booze and leave. Go to a bar, have fun and you will pick up girls. This whole models and bottles BS needs to die. Every club and bottle service I have ever had has yielded less action than even the crappiest normal bar.

 
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AnthonyD1982:
Going to a club and dropping cash for bottle service will get you broke and surrounded by chicks who will drink you're booze and leave. Go to a bar, have fun and you will pick up girls. This whole models and bottles BS needs to die. Every club and bottle service I have ever had has yielded less action than even the crappiest normal bar.

This. Everyone I talk to does the "models and bottles" thing once or twice just to try it out, but after that, it's all about having a good time at bars. But when it's on the company's dime, it's a different story.

 

The whole bottle service thing sounds overrated. I'd rather go home with a bottle of wine and drink it straight out of the bottle in my pj's, but that's just me.

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holymonkey:
The whole bottle service thing sounds overrated. I'd rather go home with a bottle of wine and drink it straight out of the bottle in my pj's, but that's just me.
Haha. Nice.

Only idiots buy bottles at a club.

 
Mezz:
holymonkey:
The whole bottle service thing sounds overrated. I'd rather go home with a bottle of wine and drink it straight out of the bottle in my pj's, but that's just me.
Haha. Nice.

Only idiots buy bottles at a club.

Add some cheese and ice cream to that mix=win.

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Alrt, so how close should you be to girls when you ask them to go out to a nightclub with you? I've never done this before... Will they think you're trying to bang them?

Most importantly, how do you even ask them to go out to a night club?

I've seriously never done this before, so any advice will be appreciated.

 
Sun Wu Kong:
Alrt, so how close should you be to girls when you ask them to go out to a nightclub with you? I've never done this before... Will they think you're trying to bang them?

Most importantly, how do you even ask them to go out to a night club?

I've seriously never done this before, so any advice will be appreciated.

LSO is having a seizure in his grave...

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty
 

No offense man, but if you've "never done this before," a ny city club is the last place you want to start.

Try volunteering or someshit to meet somebody.

 

hang out with the guys in your same analyst class. hopefully, some of them will teach you

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