dont feel like reading the employee manual nor do i feel like giving HR a call asking "hey, can we fuck in the boardroom?"
but one of the things ive always wanted to try was bring my gf in on like a light saturday where not many are at work and fuck her in the boardroom in business casual.
if, in the middle of it, an employee came in, could i get fired or get fined or some shit? assume the conference room is unoccupied/unbooked for the day
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No, you'll be ok. Go for it, bro.
remember to report back and good luck!
Of course not. That's what they're there for.
I don't think it should be a problem if someone walks in...especially if it is another women...just make sure you give her an invitation to join... just common courtesy.
Excellent.
When I was at a BB doing PWM in Chicago, they caught a couple using the conference room after hours - It came up when questions were asked as to why they were there at 10 pm. However, because of them, they didn't give interns access cards for a year after that event and the couple got kicked out.
If you can make a diversion happen, do it. Otherwise, position yourself well (Make her sit in your lap and act as if you're cuddling while enjoying the view outside - I pulled that off in a bar and in a busy park). If someone walks in, they'll think you're having an intimate conversation.
Good luck!
I disagree. I say get up on the conference table, prop her ass and legs up above her head, and perform the oil drill maneuver. If the room is equipped with video conferencing capabilities, be sure to feed a live stream to your colleagues overseas.
agreed
+1 Flake
My take: Have fun but just don't get caught.
If confronted, you could always say, "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time."
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thought this was common sense....of course not man...you'll probably get a promotion.
DO HER, then (if your MD is a women) Ask her to bring some booze on deck , she will sense the confidence in your tone and will ask u to do her :D , then you get promoted and get to do every girl in the world (that you want)
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