Cornell girls in banking
can anyone please educate me on why cornell girls are so ugly. does still school only target junk bonds when it comes to females. are there any cornell people on this board that could enlighten us. i've noticed a trend at my bank with more cornell people being recruited.
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You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
Spending four years in
Spending four years in Ithaca turns a lot of people ugly.
its not just cornell.
think every ivy league school. and dont get me wrong. i'm not saying smart girls are less attractive. thats just not true. i'm just saying that chick hotness is directly correlated to the weather. its true. if youre on the east coast do you think a stereotypically hot, smart girl is going to prefer going to Duke or Penn? lets be honest here. alternatively, on the west coast, Stanford/Berkeley or UCLA? easy choice. the further up north you go, the worst it gets. there is obviously an exception to this rule of course, and that exception is Minnesota. honestly i have no idea why but there are some sexy girls in that state. its kind of ridiculous really.
Q: How many Cornell students
Q: How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two... one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
not just in banking
Don't bash the OP on this. In general they are pretty beastly. Not true of all the ivys. Cornell has a way to really rope them in.
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think every ivy league school. and dont get me wrong. i'm not saying smart girls are less attractive. thats just not true. i'm just saying that chick hotness is directly correlated to the weather. its true. if youre on the east coast do you think a stereotypically hot, smart girl is going to prefer going to Duke or Penn? lets be honest here. alternatively, on the west coast, Stanford/Berkeley or UCLA? easy choice. the further up north you go, the worst it gets. there is obviously an exception to this rule of course, and that exception is Minnesota. honestly i have no idea why but there are some sexy girls in that state. its kind of ridiculous really.
I don't get why every high school male is obsessed with Ivies. Shouldn't they be cherry picking an SEC school?
http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9920854
Girls from Cornell, Penn, et
Girls from Cornell, Penn, et al are indeed ugly, and they are true cunts in addition. Go to Virginia.
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i think smart girls in
i think smart girls in general are unattractive. why do you think theres a greater percentage of hot chicks at state schools than ivies? hot girls dont needs smarts to be successful, they can just marry rich.
but the smart ones who ARE hot... they are true gems because their snobby, pretentious personalities makes them all the more desireable.
as always, i know this is a gross generalizations, i dont actually think every smart hot girl is snobby. smart, rich, attractive people tend to be stuck up/pretentious in general because they have everythign going for em and they know it.
I think, and this is a LARGE
I think, and this is a LARGE generalization, that hot girls don't usually become smart. If I think of the girls that started getting the guys attention in junior high, they stopped all mental development right there and are all in the same place graduating college and getting married. The girls that it was ok for them to get smart either went to good schools and stayed ugly, or got hot later. The ugly duckling syndrome is your friend.
titan hit it on the head
I think, and this is a LARGE generalization, that hot girls don't usually become smart. If I think of the girls that started getting the guys attention in junior high, they stopped all mental development right there and are all in the same place graduating college and getting married. The girls that it was ok for them to get smart either went to good schools and stayed ugly, or got hot later. The ugly duckling syndrome is your friend.
spot on. i love the nerds in high school who become hot in college
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I think, and this is a LARGE generalization, that hot girls don't usually become smart. If I think of the girls that started getting the guys attention in junior high, they stopped all mental development right there and are all in the same place graduating college and getting married. The girls that it was ok for them to get smart either went to good schools and stayed ugly, or got hot later. The ugly duckling syndrome is your friend.
spot on. i love the nerds in high school who become hot in college
You're better off searching for unicorns.
Some Comedian
I can't remember which comedian said it, nor his exact words, however it went something like this, "Hot girls don't have personality, they're hot. Only fat, ugly, or mediocre girls have personalities, this is to make up for the fact that they aren't hot."
In this vein, I must say, the talent at any institution of higher learning that actually has a decent program tends to lack in talent. This includes the Ivys, most good b-schools and anything that is a true IB target. After a year or so in banking, girls who in the SEC or Big 10 weren't even a 5 (out of 10) start to look mighty good if they work on your floor.
You have been forwarned.
don't generalize
I can't remember which comedian said it, nor his exact words, however it went something like this, "Hot girls don't have personality, they're hot. Only fat, ugly, or mediocre girls have personalities, this is to make up for the fact that they aren't hot."
In this vein, I must say, the talent at any institution of higher learning that actually has a decent program tends to lack in talent. This includes the Ivys, most good b-schools and anything that is a true IB target. After a year or so in banking, girls who in the SEC or Big 10 weren't even a 5 (out of 10) start to look mighty good if they work on your floor.
You have been forwarned.
I think UCLA, UNC Chapel Hill, and Vanderbilt should be excluded from this generalization.
From The Bible...
And I quote...
McDermott: If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who fucking cares?
Bateman: Well, let's just say hypothetically ok? What if they have a great personality?
[pause, all laugh]
Bateman: Well let's just say she has a good personality.
"Bateman: I know, I know.
Bateman, McDermott, Van Patten: [in unison] There are no girls with good personalities.
Van Patten: A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
McDermott: The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though God knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
Van Patten: Absolutely.
McDermott: And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are.
Bateman: You know what Ed Gein said about women?
Van Patten: Maitre'd?
Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the 50's. He said when I see a girl walking down the street, I think two things: one part of me wants to take her out, talk to her, be real...nice and sweet. Treat her right
McDermott: And what'd the other part think?
Bateman: What her head would look like, on a stick!"