Not sure if this has been posted. Anyone see the new resume of an intern speaking about his qualifications.
This was posted on Dealbreaker.
http://dealbreaker.com/2014/03/would-be-investment-banking-intern-destr…
I guess having perfect vision is now a requirement.
| +95 | Are you “less ambitious” for having long term goals outside of NYC | 24 | 19h | |
| +43 | Interviews Are So Fake | 27 | 3h | |
| +33 | 2024 UK Election - Tories finished? | 21 | 3s | |
| +29 | Being Christian in investment banking | 14 | 1d | |
| +23 | Non-Competes Banned | 21 | 1h | |
| +21 | Sabotaging Peers to Get Ahead? | 34 | 4d | |
| How do I become Sigma | 13 | 5h | ||
| +18 | Best NYC neighborhood for single 30M | 12 | 2d | |
| +18 | Moelis has the cutest Analysts? | 4 | 22h | |
| +16 | Underage intern, drinking? | 7 | 1d |
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I guess his amazing vision didn't notice that grammatical error "pursuing a path towards and MBA."
Blows me away how someone with a blatant lack of social skills can believe he's a people person. Undeserved positive reinforcement? As always, I blame the parents.
Kumar lol
Lol poor kid though, they outed him on DB and everything. Someone shoulda told him what he was getting himself into with that lol
he forgot to mention that he is tst
(thick.solid.tight)
Is this guy Taco, Puttin' on the Ritz ?
Bet you that handle is forged in kryptonite.
This dealbreaker resume bashing is pretty mean to be honest...DB comments include speculation that the kid was sexually assaulted. And outing him is not okay. Seriously, all this reprehensible behavior is worse than the outlandish comments on his resume. Bad karma all around I guess.
Well, that explains everything. My vision is 20/200; no wonder I've been having trouble finding a career.
LOL
Ouch, they even posted his youtube video of him rapping. I guess he really likes the "N" word. Not exactly the type of person that I believe would be a good leader.
sounds like perfect ibd material
Holy shit, I'm putting my vision and hearing exam scores on my LinkedIn immediately. Should I include how many pullups I can do and my 5K? Employers wanna save on health insurance, right?
Edit: actually reading it now LOL @ "Highly confident with countenance." I googled it and it means facial expressions. I thought it had to do with intestinal fortitude. So he's comfortable with his facial expressions? Fucking awesome. "Naturally demand respect." Awesome. "Learning Italian this summer." LOL Awesome. I'm gonna put my hopes and dreams on my resume too.
"Very strong handle of emotions." LOL awesome Kid wants to "ameliorate the world's situation." Okay, he used like 4 words I didn't know, but clearly sucks at grammar and probably most other things. Was this done in Google translate?
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