DATING AT THE OFFICE?

WSO,

Most of us work hard and play hard. But dating takes a toll, as every ones knows, you gotta do the whole mating dance; the mind games, teasing, etc.. before you can close the deal.

They say don't "shit where you eat" or "dip your pen in the company ink" or whatever the fucking idioms are.

But I have no time and there are some hot skirts in the office. Should I go in lads? Also, this question is for the chicks, "Do you tell your friend if you sleep with a guy you both know mutually?"

WSO how have your experiences been so far?

 
Bondarb:
I have done it and I think its perfectly normal. The only thing I would say is that you need to be respectful of the girl and not let anyone know unless the relationship gets really serious. Just have fun and be discreet and it probably wont be awkward afterward...and if it is who cares anyway a little drama isnt always a bad thing.

how long did you guys date? are you still together? my office is sooper-small

 
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go.with.the.flow:
Bondarb:
I have done it and I think its perfectly normal. The only thing I would say is that you need to be respectful of the girl and not let anyone know unless the relationship gets really serious. Just have fun and be discreet and it probably wont be awkward afterward...and if it is who cares anyway a little drama isnt always a bad thing.

how long did you guys date? are you still together? my office is sooper-small

We dated for awhile (like 6 months) but not exclusively and I ended up leaving the firm for totally unrelated reasons in the middle of it. Only reason anybody found out was because after I left she blabbed about it. It happens all the time and it isnt the end of the World...we are all adults here. I will say that if it is a very small physical space and you guys sit right near each other it might not be fun especially if you are looking for a serious relationship where you see each other every night. I mean 24 hours a day with the same girl could be maddening after a while.

 

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I'm gonna get that bish some binary Bishes love binary --------- Kind Regards, Bin_Ban
 
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ahha damn dude u couldn't write that? thats some nerd shit i aint in banking brah.yeah banking bitches are passive aggressive..i would find a fuck buddy if i were in banking

 
go.with.the.flow:

ahha damn dude u couldn't write that? thats some nerd shit i aint in banking brah.yeah banking bitches are passive aggressive..i would find a fuck buddy if i were in banking

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I'm gonna get that bish some binary Bishes love binary --------- Kind Regards, Bin_Ban
 

there is a big difference between dating at the office and fucking at the office. you need to find who the fuck sluts are on your floor and hit it.

hint: it is usually the BAs, but anyone who didn't know this probably can't capitalize on it anyways.

 

That is some nerd shit, easy to find a binary translator luckily.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Quite the quandary good sir. I myself dabble quite extensively in the fine women of my office (Bank of America). It is really a lot easier than you are making it out to be. Simply walk up to an attractive women and ask her if she would like to have a nice dinner at 4 am (In the IBD this is the only free time I have on any given night). Get in and get out before work starts the next day (you know what I mean). Following this simple strategy I have used up the entire inventory of Trojan Fire and Ice condoms at my local Trader Joe's. Hope this helps you out. O most importantly, always put a silencer on the pistol. No one want to spawn a bunch of babies destined to the life of an investment banker.

 
IBD4LIFE:
Quite the quandary good sir. I myself dabble quite extensively in the fine women of my office (Bank of America). It is really a lot easier than you are making it out to be. Simply walk up to an attractive women and ask her if she would like to have a nice dinner at 4 am (In the IBD this is the only free time I have on any given night). Get in and get out before work starts the next day (you know what I mean). Following this simple strategy I have used up the entire inventory of Trojan Fire and Ice condoms at my local Trader Joe's. Hope this helps you out. O most importantly, always put a silencer on the pistol. No one want to spawn a bunch of babies destined to the life of an investment banker.

touche..hahah my friend works at ubs and even tho there is a lot of competiton its easier to bed female bankers because the office are HUGE...unfortunately i work in a small firm,

i sir ...........am fucked

 
Thedss:
I am guessing she is 26-27 and I am 21
Normally, I would say shouldn't shit where you eat. But if she was like 35 and you're 21, I would have said you can probably get away with boning her because there would be no expectation of a relationship whatsoever. The right answer is probably that you shouldn't bone her because there is a tiny possibility that she could expect a relationship since you're only 5 years apart and could cause some drama at work. That being said, I would probably go for it anyway if I was in your situation.

There is another more plausible explanation which is that she doesn't want to fuck you at all and that she's just being nice. Guys often think that if a woman is being nice/looking in their direction/breathing, that she wants you to screw her. It's usually not true.

Good luck either way.

 

Ever heard the expression don't st where you eat? Or is it don't eat were you st?

Either way- eddie has it right, don't do it....

"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
 
amufb1:
Either way- eddie has it right, don't do it....
Wow, I must be losing it, I had a completely different interpretation of this phrase that Eddie used:

"Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane."

 

Did she send the :) or not? Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought a :) was a one-way ticket to #town? And yes there are ways to keep this on the downlow if this happens, don't tell anyone and hope she doesn't. Or blackmail her. She is FT and would get way more shit for doing this than you, I wouldn't worry about it.

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 
Cruncharoo:
Did she send the :) or not? Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought a :) was a one-way ticket to #town?

Cruncharoo nailed it. Please clarify.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
King of Opz:
Who did you blow to get an unpaid ER internship at a BB? I was under the impression they didn't do this. That being said....fuckin go for it man!!!

Off-cycle.

And OP, use your best judgement. We can't tell if she's a crazy without meeting her. Make sure you drop hints if relationships come up (I'm just having fun right now, not trying to get tied down).

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Hit it... for sure

[quote=Dirk Dirkenson]Shut up already. Your mindless, reflexive responses to any critical thought on this are tedious. You're also probably a woman, given the name and "xoxo" signoff, so maybe the lack of judgment is to be expected.[/quote]
 

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