Do jews wear undershirts??

A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.

Any decent data points on this?

Thanks

 

star of david necklaces count as undershirts, right?

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A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.
if you open your shirt collar and i see an undershirt, then you're the one looking like a clown. in fact, i distinctly remember that in 7th grade everyone wore the classic hanes-crewneck-under-polo shirt, but people stopped doing it in college because it looks poor.

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bortz911:
adapt or die:
A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.
if you open your shirt collar and i see an undershirt, then you're the one looking like a clown. in fact, i distinctly remember that in 7th grade everyone wore the classic hanes-crewneck-under-polo shirt, but people stopped doing it in college because it looks poor.

welcome to the big city, kiddo

V-Necks all the way

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bortz911:
adapt or die:
A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.
if you open your shirt collar and i see an undershirt, then you're the one looking like a clown. in fact, i distinctly remember that in 7th grade everyone wore the classic hanes-crewneck-under-polo shirt, but people stopped doing it in college because it looks poor.

welcome to the big city, kiddo

+1

 

Ok, so the bottom line is to get rid of the standard undershirts and get v-neck. Wow. Seriously, is there a list of little details like this anywhere?

I'd hate to think I've been getting dinged for something like not wearing a vneck shirt.

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UFOinsider:
Ok, so the bottom line is to get rid of the standard undershirts and get v-neck. Wow. Seriously, is there a list of little details like this anywhere?

I'd hate to think I've been getting dinged for something like not wearing a vneck shirt.

Honestly, no one really cares

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To answer the OP, yes. Jews wear undershirts

To follow on everyone else's comments, v-necks are definitely the way to go

Actually, I can't really speak for all Jews, but I do and my friends do, so from that sample size the answer would be yes

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coolrunnings:
To answer the OP, yes. Jews wear undershirts

To follow on everyone else's comments, v-necks are definitely the way to go

Actually, I can't really speak for all Jews, but I do and my friends do, so from that sample size the answer would be yes

Oh the important questions on Wall Street...

A jew banker? That's a rare find :P

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how would you get dinged for not wearing an undershirt, if they wouldn't be able to see the v-neck anyway? the fuck?

listen man, I don't wear undershirts because I throw my shirts in the wash anyway - yeah, the inside might be fresh, but the outside is not.

seriously, if you're in banking, you can afford the wash and new shirts for when the wash kills them.

If I disagree with you, it's because you're wrong.
 
adapt or die:
A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.

Any decent data points on this?

Thanks

What's the matter? daddy got fired by his Jewish boss? owwww feel sorry for you (NOT).

 
lonerpete:
This is an interesting, yet hilarious topic... I don't mean to be rude but does wearing an undershirt or not wearing one really matter?

It just looks very odd to me when someone at work is wearing no undershirt and you basically can tell because you can see their skin tone through their shirt (usually with white shirts but sometimes others also). To me it's similar to not putting stiffeners in and having a ridiculous looking collar, you're just not doing things the right way.

Just to clarify this undershirt mandate is only for work. I wanted to clarify that before someone flies off the handle saying it makes you look like a tool at the club.

 

I mean the whole point of wearing an undershirt is to provide a barrier between your body and your dress shirt. I used to work with a guy who wore cheap white shirts and you could see his tits through the damn thing.

As far as I am concerned an undershirt is akin to underwear. Just to provide a barrier.

 
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I mean the whole point of wearing an undershirt is to provide a barrier between your body and your dress shirt. I used to work with a guy who wore cheap white shirts and you could see his tits through the damn thing.

As far as I am concerned an undershirt is akin to underwear. Just to provide a barrier.

I don't wear underwear either.

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I wear jockey wic wear type undershirts. They don't hold sweat like a cotton undershirt and are much thinner. They also don't shrink so you can keep them tucked into your pants without them pulling up. The best under barrier I can find. I walk like 10 blocks to work so even in cold months I still will sweat a little.

 

No racist jokes yet? Since I don't like being the first one, I won't say they wear DRIFIRE flame resistant T-shirts... Does anyone wear sleeveless(wife-beater) tees?

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