Haha, learn how to wipe your ass clean. Don't just shit and split

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blastoise:
dude don't use toliot paper just use the shower bc you don't want to waste trees

Um, then you're using superfluous energy and contributing to global warming, bro. What you SHOULD have suggested was to use just your hands to wipe - you'll save trees, prevent global warming, and feel better about yourself. And when you give that firm, soiled handshake, people will know you truly care about the environment.

 
swagon:
blastoise:
dude don't use toliot paper just use the shower bc you don't want to waste trees

Um, then you're using superfluous energy and contributing to global warming, bro. What you SHOULD have suggested was to use just your hands to wipe - you'll save trees, prevent global warming, and feel better about yourself. And when you give that firm, soiled handshake, people will know you truly care about the environment.

h20 will b around forever and does the OP really want to be wishing wiping and wanking all while wonderfulling wooping his wanker

 

LMAO. Thanks for the laugh, but I suffer from a similar problem. By butt once smelled like big foots dig

Dont be alarmed by your swamp ass because there is an easy solution or should I say process.

  1. Take huge dump
  2. Take a long look at your poop in admiration
  3. Wipe ass until there is no brown residue on the toilet paper
  4. Now gently wipe asshole with baby wipes 5 Finally, coat anus with an ample amount of baby powder

Now you are dry, smelling fresh and ready to tackle the day. Congrats.

 

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