Ever thought of porking a fat girl?
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on 1/29/09 at 6:59pm
So my friend sent me a clip of a really fat chick riding a skinny dude and I literally couldn't stop laughing because it looked like he was getting suffocated and giving his last twitches before croaking. Anyway, it got me thinking about what it would be like...but I'm pretty sure I would not be down for it.
Any of you have any experience with this (maybe beer goggles or chubby chasing), or even thought about it? Is it really more cushion for the pushin, or is that just an old wives tale?





This my friend is just flat
This my friend is just flat out a ridiculous post............what are you thinking. I know i post some ridiculous items but at least its relevant in the finance world.
Its funny that this post has
Its funny that this post has the "How I cured my stretch marks" advertisement
On a side note... is it gay
On a side note...
is it gay if you tell a male co-worker you're going to choke him with a 12 inch rubber dildo, and specify that you don't intend on wrapping it around his throat?
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To the initial question: No,
To the initial question:
No, never. Not once. This is a terrible idea.
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Lay off the x. No but
Lay off the x.
No but seriously, porking a fat girl will in fact break 99.99% of the bones in your body.
How fat are we talking here?
How fat are we talking here? If a guy ever claims he never thought about banging a slightly chubby girl when he was drunk, he's lying.
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How fat are we talking here? If a guy ever claims he never thought about banging a slightly chubby girl when he was drunk, he's lying.
I was gonna say the same thing. I've thought about it.
i lost my card
i lost my card to a chick that was easily 50lbs more than me. fortunately that was a long long time ago and the scars have almost healed. it is true what they say though, they really do try harder.
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is hilarious.
You guys know most
You guys know most of it is fake right?
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Who cares if it's fake
Does that make it any less funny? This is a douche bag ex-frat boy we are talking about, of course a ton of it is made up, aren't most of your "adventures."
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Yea I'd fuck a fat chick
I love variety. And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I pulled a george from seinfeld and pulled out a sandwich during the bonin.
i don't know that you can write it all off as fake
i don't know that you can write it all off as fake.
personally, I have found myself in several compromising situations when I was drunk, that if retold by a skilled story teller who of course can make some, embellishments for the sake of a good story, would be similarly as unbelievable.
I agree. I can definitely
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Haha fair point.
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The idea that someone out
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No way!
Nuthin wrong wit dat
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