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So my friend sent me a clip of a really fat chick riding a skinny dude and I literally couldn't stop laughing because it looked like he was getting suffocated and giving his last twitches before croaking. Anyway, it got me thinking about what it would be like...but I'm pretty sure I would not be down for it.

Any of you have any experience with this (maybe beer goggles or chubby chasing), or even thought about it? Is it really more cushion for the pushin, or is that just an old wives tale?

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  • dipset1011's picture

    This my friend is just flat out a ridiculous post............what are you thinking. I know i post some ridiculous items but at least its relevant in the finance world.

  • LondonE11's picture

    Its funny that this post has the "How I cured my stretch marks" advertisement

  • CompBanker's picture

    To the initial question:

    No, never. Not once. This is a terrible idea.

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  • McMo's picture

    "A piece of pie you don't take is a piece of pie you don't eat

    -Old Boss

  • 2's picture

    Lay off the x.

    No but seriously, porking a fat girl will in fact break 99.99% of the bones in your body.

  • ideating's picture

    How fat are we talking here? If a guy ever claims he never thought about banging a slightly chubby girl when he was drunk, he's lying.

  • In reply to ideating
    squirtle's picture

    ideating:
    How fat are we talking here? If a guy ever claims he never thought about banging a slightly chubby girl when he was drunk, he's lying.

    I was gonna say the same thing. I've thought about it.

  • thedude's picture

    i lost my card to a chick that was easily 50lbs more than me. fortunately that was a long long time ago and the scars have almost healed. it is true what they say though, they really do try harder.

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  • PowerMonkey's picture

    Does that make it any less funny? This is a douche bag ex-frat boy we are talking about, of course a ton of it is made up, aren't most of your "adventures."

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  • furiousgeorge86's picture

    I love variety. And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I pulled a george from seinfeld and pulled out a sandwich during the bonin.

  • thedude's picture

    i don't know that you can write it all off as fake.

    personally, I have found myself in several compromising situations when I was drunk, that if retold by a skilled story teller who of course can make some, embellishments for the sake of a good story, would be similarly as unbelievable.

  • Marcus_Halberstram's picture

    I agree. I can definitely imagine someone being more outrageous and a bigger degenerate than myself and some of the people I know. Everyone's got a handful of these stories, a big enough degenerate should be able to have a whole book's worth.

  • Underground's picture

    When I was a rookie on my rugby team, we went for a tournament out of town. It's a team tradition that the rookies have to go "whale hunting".
    I got drunk and really got into the spirit of things and "harpooned" a big one. She was easily 300 pounds (conservative estimate). She wouldn't even do cowgirl because she was self conscious about squashing me.

    She actually had a lot of self esteem issues because of her weight (surprise), and yeah, I had to play Dr Phil a bit. Usually I wouldn't bother but I felt bad, because of why I had gone after her in the 1st place.

    Anyways, I won Rookie of the tour and free beer for the rest of the season.

    I wouldn't go that extreme again, but hey, I don't mind the chubbies to be honest, they tend to be more fun than the "I've been worshiped by men since puberty" types.

  • CompBanker's picture

    Underground, please don't tell me you are being honest. What you did was so wrong. How could you do that to yourself??? 300lbs? She shouldn't have been in a bar, she should have been at the gym.

    Yes I am a terrible person.

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  • ReadLine's picture

    I think I just puked. That is so wrong. I would be afraid she would eat my dick.

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  • 2226416's picture

    The idea that someone out there, at any given moment, somewhere in the world, is sticking their dick in a glazed ham absolutely sickens me beyond belief. Don't these beanbags realise they are just a cum receptacle for the night? Or do they think that tonight, the precariously wide cut dress did wonders for their figure and all those offers of being the designated driver are finally paying Karmic dividends in the form of hot steamy cock?

    Either, or, leave the ham in the fridge next time you cunts.

  • jonnyseed's picture

    Don't ever say hot steamy cock ever again...

  • happypantsmcgee's picture

    Been there, done it, dry heave just remembering

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  • trazer985's picture

    We have a nickname for those people, and if you see them in clubs, tap the on the shoulder and say "Good luck Ahab".

    Joking aside, anything a UK size 14 or below is absolutely fine. They also do absolutely anything and are so thrilled that someone is sleeping with them you can leverage a great deal. Also their place is usually better stocked for breakfast than yours is, plus its tidier.

  • woodywoodford's picture

    Been there, she weighed as much as me but was significantly shorter. Fuuuck. She booty called me after about 2 years and came to my apartment - she gained a *lot* of weight in that time (was a little cutey last time I'd seen her, in undergrad). Still did it.

    Immediately regretted it after.

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  • lasampdoria's picture

    Nuthin wrong wit dat

    "Those who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."- Benjamin Franklin

  • CRE's picture

    Fraternity brother of mine (whom I now work with) took "Hogtober" (where you compete the entire month of October to score with the fattest girl) really seriously one year and absolutely nailed a whale of a woman. For the record, Hogtober was always just an immature frat joke that zero people took seriously, ever...except my boy.

  • In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
    S3V3N30's picture

    Marcus_Halberstram:
    On a side note...

    is it gay if you tell a male co-worker you're going to choke him with a 12 inch rubber dildo, and specify that you don't intend on wrapping it around his throat?

    LOL......Marcus_Halberstram....... please stop!!!
    Im at work...and actually laughed out loud when iread that.... *priceless

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  • In reply to Underground
    monkeypoo's picture

    Underground:

    When I was a rookie on my rugby team, we went for a tournament out of town. It's a team tradition that the rookies have to go "whale hunting".

    I got drunk and really got into the spirit of things and "harpooned" a big one. She was easily 300 pounds (conservative estimate). She wouldn't even do cowgirl because she was self conscious about squashing me.

    She actually had a lot of self esteem issues because of her weight (surprise), and yeah, I had to play Dr Phil a bit. Usually I wouldn't bother but I felt bad, because of why I had gone after her in the 1st place.

    Anyways, I won Rookie of the tour and free beer for the rest of the season.

    I wouldn't go that extreme again, but hey, I don't mind the chubbies to be honest, they tend to be more fun than the "I've been worshiped by men since puberty" types.

    We called in "Whale Wars." For the record I did not catch the biggest though, my buddy went raw on a 300+ ER. We ended the game after that...

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