1/29/09

So my friend sent me a clip of a really fat chick riding a skinny dude and I literally couldn't stop laughing because it looked like he was getting suffocated and giving his last twitches before croaking. Anyway, it got me thinking about what it would be like...but I'm pretty sure I would not be down for it.

Any of you have any experience with this (maybe beer goggles or chubby chasing), or even thought about it? Is it really more cushion for the pushin, or is that just an old wives tale?

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1/29/09

This my friend is just flat out a ridiculous post............what are you thinking. I know i post some ridiculous items but at least its relevant in the finance world.

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1/29/09

Its funny that this post has the "How I cured my stretch marks" advertisement

1/29/09

On a side note...

is it gay if you tell a male co-worker you're going to choke him with a 12 inch rubber dildo, and specify that you don't intend on wrapping it around his throat?

4/24/13

Marcus_Halberstram:
On a side note...

is it gay if you tell a male co-worker you're going to choke him with a 12 inch rubber dildo, and specify that you don't intend on wrapping it around his throat?

LOL......Marcus_Halberstram....... please stop!!!
Im at work...and actually laughed out loud when iread that.... *priceless

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1/29/09

To the initial question:

No, never. Not once. This is a terrible idea.

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1/29/09

"A piece of pie you don't take is a piece of pie you don't eat

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1/29/09

Lay off the x.

No but seriously, porking a fat girl will in fact break 99.99% of the bones in your body.

1/29/09

How fat are we talking here? If a guy ever claims he never thought about banging a slightly chubby girl when he was drunk, he's lying.

1/30/09
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How fat are we talking here? If a guy ever claims he never thought about banging a slightly chubby girl when he was drunk, he's lying.

I was gonna say the same thing. I've thought about it.

2/2/09

i lost my card to a chick that was easily 50lbs more than me. fortunately that was a long long time ago and the scars have almost healed. it is true what they say though, they really do try harder.

3/19/12

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2/2/09

is hilarious.

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2/2/09

You guys know most of it is fake right?

2/2/09

Does that make it any less funny? This is a douche bag ex-frat boy we are talking about, of course a ton of it is made up, aren't most of your "adventures."

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2/2/09

Haha fair point.

2/2/09

I love variety. And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I pulled a george from seinfeld and pulled out a sandwich during the bonin.

2/2/09

i don't know that you can write it all off as fake.

personally, I have found myself in several compromising situations when I was drunk, that if retold by a skilled story teller who of course can make some, embellishments for the sake of a good story, would be similarly as unbelievable.

2/2/09

I agree. I can definitely imagine someone being more outrageous and a bigger degenerate than myself and some of the people I know. Everyone's got a handful of these stories, a big enough degenerate should be able to have a whole book's worth.

2/5/09

When I was a rookie on my rugby team, we went for a tournament out of town. It's a team tradition that the rookies have to go "whale hunting".
I got drunk and really got into the spirit of things and "harpooned" a big one. She was easily 300 pounds (conservative estimate). She wouldn't even do cowgirl because she was self conscious about squashing me.

She actually had a lot of self esteem issues because of her weight (surprise), and yeah, I had to play Dr Phil a bit. Usually I wouldn't bother but I felt bad, because of why I had gone after her in the 1st place.

Anyways, I won Rookie of the tour and free beer for the rest of the season.

I wouldn't go that extreme again, but hey, I don't mind the chubbies to be honest, they tend to be more fun than the "I've been worshiped by men since puberty" types.

4/30/14

Underground:

When I was a rookie on my rugby team, we went for a tournament out of town. It's a team tradition that the rookies have to go "whale hunting".

I got drunk and really got into the spirit of things and "harpooned" a big one. She was easily 300 pounds (conservative estimate). She wouldn't even do cowgirl because she was self conscious about squashing me.

She actually had a lot of self esteem issues because of her weight (surprise), and yeah, I had to play Dr Phil a bit. Usually I wouldn't bother but I felt bad, because of why I had gone after her in the 1st place.

Anyways, I won Rookie of the tour and free beer for the rest of the season.

I wouldn't go that extreme again, but hey, I don't mind the chubbies to be honest, they tend to be more fun than the "I've been worshiped by men since puberty" types.

We called in "Whale Wars." For the record I did not catch the biggest though, my buddy went raw on a 300+ ER. We ended the game after that...

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2/5/09

Underground, please don't tell me you are being honest. What you did was so wrong. How could you do that to yourself??? 300lbs? She shouldn't have been in a bar, she should have been at the gym.

Yes I am a terrible person.

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2/12/09

I think I just puked. That is so wrong. I would be afraid she would eat my dick.

4/11/13

Philosopher:
I would be afraid she would eat my dick.

Haha This is gold.

10/10/10

LOL

10/10/10

The idea that someone out there, at any given moment, somewhere in the world, is sticking their dick in a glazed ham absolutely sickens me beyond belief. Don't these beanbags realise they are just a cum receptacle for the night? Or do they think that tonight, the precariously wide cut dress did wonders for their figure and all those offers of being the designated driver are finally paying Karmic dividends in the form of hot steamy cock?

Either, or, leave the ham in the fridge next time you cunts.

10/10/10

Don't ever say hot steamy cock ever again...

10/10/10

Been there, done it, dry heave just remembering

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8/20/12

MAN THE HARPOONS BOYS
I SEE THE WHITE WHALE

8/21/12

We have a nickname for those people, and if you see them in clubs, tap the on the shoulder and say "Good luck Ahab".

Joking aside, anything a UK size 14 or below is absolutely fine. They also do absolutely anything and are so thrilled that someone is sleeping with them you can leverage a great deal. Also their place is usually better stocked for breakfast than yours is, plus its tidier.

4/7/13

Been there, she weighed as much as me but was significantly shorter. Fuuuck. She booty called me after about 2 years and came to my apartment - she gained a *lot* of weight in that time (was a little cutey last time I'd seen her, in undergrad). Still did it.

Immediately regretted it after.

4/7/13

No way!

4/7/13

Nuthin wrong wit dat

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4/11/13

Fraternity brother of mine (whom I now work with) took "Hogtober" (where you compete the entire month of October to score with the fattest girl) really seriously one year and absolutely nailed a whale of a woman. For the record, Hogtober was always just an immature frat joke that zero people took seriously, ever...except my boy.

4/30/14

I was working in an optical when I was 18 and my manager was this 6'3'' fat as fuck ginger. I can't guess a weight, but I could have wrapped my arms around her almost twice, I bet.

Anyway, it was a slow store and we'd have hours of downtime. I did homework when working alone, but was forced to talk to her otherwise. She was actually decent to talk to and watched good shows and shit, but clearly had some weird issues I couldn't put my finger on. Oh yeah, and she was like 34.

She'd always text me after working saying we should go on an adventure or some shit. I politely blew her off for months and kept coming in to work to read magazines and occasionally make a sale. She started making her advances really obvious and pushed me against the filing cabinets a few times, then hesitated to move in and I'd slip away!

Anyway, she literally pulled me into the doctor's office one night after closing. I narrowly got away from that one. She was twice my size and could probably have overpowered my 17-year-old self. Anyway, she got awkward after that and left for another job like 2 weeks later. I should have just taken the gross fatty blowies.

I did hook up with a chubby chick a couple of times intentionally. She was maybe like 25-30 lb overweight with a cute face. I met her and another dude whose number I got for drug buying purposes while blackout drunk. Got a text from her a few days later saying she got my number from the dude and she had met me that day and bla bla.

So I inquired with the dude I met how she looks and he said solid. I meet up with her one afternoon and she's just on the threshold of "Would fuck sober." So I'm like, fuck it, and I rolled with it. Turns out she was a virgin, which is weird because she's not THAT fat.

Anyway, she was really eager to please and would come over and fuck with no commitment in return, but I'd get mad at myself for shooting below my standards every time and had to stop. Also, she was maybe like 160 lb... I have no idea, but it's way more fun to fuck nimble girls. More cushion for the pushin? What the fuck? No, chubby chicks are severely less fun in the sack. That combined with her being inexperienced makes for the sensation of fucking a sack of potatoes with a fleshlight taped on.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

4/30/14

Thought of it ? They're like sparring partners to me.

4/30/14

You know quantity is its own quality.

4/30/14

If you don't remember it, then it never happened. Except that time I woke up with a video of some dude getting a blumpkin... I have no idea how the fuck that happened, or why I have a video of it.

The moral of the story here is don't take videos when you're drunk.

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4/30/14

Can't trust the big ones.

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4/30/14

At least OP chose his username wisely.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

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4/30/14

I had some girls that were above fighting weight back in the day, but never 300 pounders, or anywhere near 200 lbs for that matter. That being said, it's all pink in the middle, so I'm a little surprised people here are getting their panties in a bunch over guys who occasionally bone an overweight woman.

4/30/14

potato sacks and bottles???

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