Female Bankers are not good at sex
I had an experience last night that was rather unfortunate: I had sex with one of my female co-workers over at her place and it sucked. Now before I tell you what occurred I would like to put this in context. I have been told I am sexually proficient -actually I have been told I was great many times, but for the sake of modesty we will say proficient. This female compatriot is rather hot. When I say hot, I am distinguishing between cute and hot; that said, she was hot. So we get down to it and she just lie abed. She just lied there expecting me to do all the work. I did do all the work and when it was over she proclaims 'that was awesome' and proceeds to smoke a cigarette. Now what the fuck. I have worked with this analyst-ette many times over and I know how to gauge her level of sincerity. She was sincere, for I hope she was since she came, as it were. Now, normally I would just cast this episode aside and lapel it an unfortunate experience. I would also cast her aside, sexually that is, and probably call her a sexual miser -that is a sexual cheapskate. Indeed I have already done that. However, what engenders this post is not this one experience, but rather a history of them. Yes that is correct, a history, or many experiences akin to the aforementioned. It is this observation, and two others that force me to label IBD Analyst-ettes as sexual misers.





don't dip your pen in company ink
don't dip your pen in company ink, I think this phrase is very relevant in ibanking, because most of these women are overworked and exhausted. I mean yesterday was a workday, so most likely you did it after work, so both of you were exhausted.
I am not sure I understand
I am not sure I understand your ink/pen example. Anyway, you bring up a relevant point. I would agree with it, however, this has occured before.
-Just judging from that past. What am I to conclude?
nobody cares, man. Posting
nobody cares, man. Posting about yourself being "sexually proficient" just makes you seem like a douchebag. Find a friend and tell your stupid story to them instead.
ink pen example
it means you don't fuck people from work because it causes nothing but drama.
RogueBanker: i'm assuming
RogueBanker: i'm assuming you're young and think that pounding a motionless girl is fun. And it is, of course, but it does get fucking lame and boring when she's just lying there.
"Anyway, you bring up a relevant point. I would agree with it, however, this has occured before.
-Just judging from that past. What am I to conclude?"
Dan, that guy is an idiot and his one-sided point sucks. Of COURSE the girl is exhausted, but SO ARE YOU. You, too, are in IBD and work insane hours. What the fuck is that about? It's no excuse.
And the fact that it has happened in the past multiple times does, IMO, give you the right to make this conclusion.
"it means you don't fuck people from work because it causes nothing but drama."
Shut up you New Jersey fuckhead. Drama has nothing to do with this.
I'd take you seriosly
zala why don't you go back to writing your interviewer rape/murder stories, and leave intelligent conversation to the rest of us?
HAHA
Njandrewg, if you are seriously arguing that your post was more on-topic and logical than mine, go ahead.
are there any
female ibankers around here to counter/confirm (!?) Dan's argument? :-)
yes
I'm going to have to say yes.
"Shut up you New Jersey fuckhead.
I don't see why you needed to use profanity. And whats wrong with New Jersey?
My use of profanity has
My use of profanity has nothing to do with it, NJandrew. I was on-topic, I didn't try to derail the thread by bringing up the drama caused by coworker dating (which is irrelevant to the thread and Dan's question), and I addressed your thread to try to keep YOU on topic.
I didn't bring it up
Dan asked for an explanation of what the dipping pen in company ink meant..I gave it to him
all of them
here is a better list rogue :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sex_positions
"don't dip your pen in
"don't dip your pen in company ink, I think this phrase is very relevant in ibanking, because most of these women are overworked and exhausted."
Honestly, what the fuck does this mean? This is terrible writing. Dipping your pen in the company ink has NOTHING to do with the women being overworked and exhausted. You shouldn't have brought it up in the first place. Shut. Up.
[here is a better list rogue
[here is a better list rogue :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sex_positions]
Yeah, but I was just looking for something quick that aims for the G-spot.
wtf does it mean?
Its like an old phrase...kinda like "catch more bees with honey" or "can't catch 2 birds with 1 stone". And its not IB specific, its universal, you don't fuck another IBanker,just like at Mcdonalds you don't fuck another window server or whatever they are called.
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