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cubechimp:
reddog23:
Morgan Joseph
"Since 2002, we have completed over 110 such transactions with an aggregate value in excess of $13 billion. " It's like they're proud of it. How quaint!

I guess after not getting those SA and FT offers you guys have to revert to trying to make another firm deal with the same stigma you fools gave UBS/Piper Jaffray. Trying to weed out all those more qualified applicants, are we?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Hmmm... Forecast is in and it looks cloudy with a chance of monkey shits...

"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 
SilvioBerlusconi:
Hmmm... Forecast is in and it looks cloudy with a chance of monkey shits...

Hahahha)) Silvio, stop it, important weekend for you, go have a thai massage or something...

"Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old"
 

Some of the worst spelling I have ever seen. Bravo, Mr. Hard Worker, bravo.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

prince of princeton, while a clever enough to elicit a chuckle name, for some reason smacks of Brokeback Mountain...

on the second thought, I'd say Rocky Horror Picture Show. amirite?!

More is good, all is better
 

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