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First Day Advice

by laxbanks32 (Senior Chimp, 19 Banana Points Points) on 5/27/08 at 12:49am

I start my SA Internship tomorrow... Any first day advice???

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jackofalltrades's picture

umm, yeahhh...

by jackofalltrades (Baboon, 164 Banana Points Points) on 5/27/08 at 9:31am

I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right

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TIP: make sure to put a

by joefish (Gorilla, 573 Banana Points Points) on 5/27/08 at 1:34pm

TIP: make sure to put a cover on your TPS reports. You see, we're putting covers on all the TPS reports now, or didn't you get that memo?

Also, if they have to just go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday, try not to sleep in...

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FUCK! I thought that was

by gdnimrod (Chimp, 14 Banana Points Points) on 5/27/08 at 1:51pm

FUCK! I thought that was just a joke-memo!

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Conjugal visits?

by MiddleMarketer (Senior Chimp, 24 Banana Points Points) on 5/27/08 at 5:05pm

Just work hard, but don't seem overanxious as work will definitely come your way and you don't want to be caught with your pants down.