For those in IBD: Dumbest things you've seen in a resume?
Here's one I came across this morning from a kid from an Ivy.
Why he put his major GPA if it still sux my left nut is beyond me. I was thinking of drafting him the following email:
"Dear [ ],
Thank you for your interest in [ ]. Unforunately, we will not be moving forward in the process with you. Our cafeteria is hiring, though. Can you make a mean panini? If so, I will be happy to forward your resume along.
ps. I hear Jefferies is hiring.
[ ] "