Good Looking males analysts in I-banking
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So I am a very attractive male (or at least people say I am, and girls literally threw themselves at me in college)
Will I be treated differently b/c of my looks in Investment Banking?
Will the other male analysts resent me or look up to me?
Will the straight MDs give me higher bonuses b/c subconsciously they have a crush on me? Or will I make them feel emasculated?
Will the gay MD's come on to me and make things uncomfortable?
So basically, I'm really worried that people will judge me on my looks rather than performance. Am I just being paranoid?






Mockery of the same thread
Mockery of the same thread posted by a female a few days ago??? Could have been stronger but I applaud the effort.
look i just want to know if
look
i just want to know if good looks in banking apply to males as well
like, will i get promoted to associate directly after 2 years?
Haha, good form. +1
Haha, good form. +1
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sadly, i think attractive
sadly, i think attractive people do get treated differently. nice post though
No one cares what you look
No one cares what you look like. They only care about cock size--girth, not length. Will you get treated better with a big one? Absolutely--where do you think 'big swinging dick' comes from?
The key is letting everyone know you're packing heat. Sure...you can be like every other guy and talk a big game, but the way forward is obvious: full-frontal nudity in the middle of the trading floor.
If HR catches on, you're fucked, but if you play your cards right, you'll be getting a BJ from an MD and a job at Moore Macro (as I hear it, they LOVE big swinging dicks over there).
^Very well put. Spot on.
^Very well put. Spot on.
brotherbear wrote: No one
No one cares what you look like. They only care about cock size--girth, not length. Will you get treated better with a big one? Absolutely--where do you think 'big swinging dick' comes from?
The key is letting everyone know you're packing heat. Sure...you can be like every other guy and talk a big game, but the way forward is obvious: full-frontal nudity in the middle of the trading floor.
If HR catches on, you're fucked, but if you play your cards right, you'll be getting a BJ from an MD and a job at Moore Macro (as I hear it, they LOVE big swinging dicks over there).
what about wearing tight cut european dress slacks to show off the bulge?
True story: I used to have a
True story: I used to have a boss who would ALWAYS prop his leg up on the desk when speaking with a female intern/analyst/associate. ALWAYS.
Why stop at tight trousers? Thrust your cock into co-workers' unwillingly, unsuspecting faces and see what happens. At the very least, they'll know you mean business.
Dear Brotherbear, 2 ingenius
Dear Brotherbear,
2 ingenius posts = +1 Silver Banana to you.
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what if the whole reason you
what if the whole reason you got an offer was because you slept with a female MD?
would be be treated differently than?
southernmonkey wrote: what if
what if the whole reason you got an offer was because you slept with a female MD?
would be be treated differently than?
i lost a job over this...true story... not MD but VP
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monty09 wrote: i lost a job
i lost a job over this...true story... not MD but VP
For the love of God... DETAILS...
PussInBoots wrote: monty09
i lost a job over this...true story... not MD but VP
For the love of God... DETAILS...
if 20 people ask I will tell story
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please tell was she a well
please tell
was she a well disguised trannie?
was it dennis kneale?
details please
details please
Details please, I make 4
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ya, I want details as well
Wow, monty, good story. So,
1. I was an intern 2. I did
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I was at said coffee with
Little pigs get fed, fat pigs get slaughtered
damn this story just made my
monty09 nothing to regret
I had a beatdown of a day
Monty, epic!
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props, +1 silver banana...
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Great story Monty... in my
props seconded--made my
how does IT even get their
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my favorite part is, You:"how
didnt think people would like
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hahaha what a great
so when do we get to hear
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this was awesome! you da man
There should be a series
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am i the only one who cannot
I have the exact same problem
i cant either hahah
Can't see it either.
See my WSO Blog
think he deleted his posts
boo self-censorship
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Hi, Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.
i did delete. lots of those
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damnit.
monty please??maybe PM?
Dont trust him monty, trust
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was it that good?
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Repost!