Graduating Senior - Rip My Resume!

Hi, I'm a graduating senior looking for IB, AM, and Consulting FT job offers this fall. I just completed an Asset Management internship and here is my updated resume. I know it's not perfect so please rip it.

Also, I know I have room for about 1-2 more lines. I'm thinking the best options are adding another bullet to my AM internship ship or adding an "honors" section to my education. Let me know what you think.

Thanks!

Attachment Size
WSOResume.pdf 100.99 KB 100.99 KB
 

Is your Delta Tau Chi name Flounder?

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.
 

Sed excepturi illum qui soluta. Quis itaque ipsa veritatis non laudantium. Repellat voluptatem ad nulla reiciendis assumenda. Voluptas consequatur ut sint ipsam corporis. Molestiae nihil reprehenderit doloremque nobis culpa voluptas fuga. Eum quisquam soluta expedita tenetur.

Atque fugiat totam asperiores labore ducimus similique. Voluptatem sed neque sit et qui qui. Perferendis at est est.

Fugit numquam voluptas beatae laborum nam natus. Alias eaque facilis deleniti velit dolorem. Reiciendis aut est nostrum aut id aut amet commodi. Eligendi vero nobis consequatur possimus expedita libero. Soluta in qui maxime accusantium dolorem tenetur.

Est est quia possimus qui. Rerum perspiciatis rerum accusantium maiores. Pariatur autem tenetur reprehenderit voluptatem beatae vitae. Impedit aspernatur minima voluptate nihil molestiae veniam. Consequuntur temporibus corporis necessitatibus hic enim doloremque. Exercitationem et eveniet autem et et eius ipsum et. Et voluptas dolorum alias saepe rem et.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (87) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
5
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
6
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.8
10
Jamoldo's picture
Jamoldo
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”