Has anyone seen this?

Has anyone seen the resume posted on deal breaker.com? That shit is out of control! Whoever did this guy's resume put him in the hurt locker for a long time:

http://dealbreaker.com/2014/03/would-be-investment-banking-intern-destr…

 

It's pretty sad but doesn't pack the punch of a Vayner type idiot. This guy tried to go full retard and even failed at that. It's so pathetic, it took a while to show up here.

They're not making 'em like they used to.

Get busy living
 
UFOinsider:

It's pretty sad but doesn't pack the punch of a Vayner type idiot. This guy tried to go full retard and even failed at that. It's so pathetic, it took a while to show up here.

They're not making 'em like they used to.

full retard comments always get me happy :)

speed boost blaze
 

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