HELP! Non-targets refuse to walk three ft. behind me at all times out in public. What should I do?

HELP! I graduated from a prestigious target school and recently went to a Bank of Ameria social mixer for all us twenty-ten full-time analysts. Being at a top target, I am clearly entitled to certain rights, many of which were non-chalantly violated by some non-target scrubs.

Obviously, I am ecstatic to be working with such bright and clearly qualified individuals from these "other" state accredited institutions in the office but I did not see them respect the universal non-target rule of walking three feet at all times behind my ELITE target school kid status in public. Can you believe that as I was walking to the bathroom in the hotel lobby, they had the audacity to cut IN FRONT OF ME and hog all the stalls?! I can't use the urinals because my gigantic wang would explode out of my pants and make other men unable to pee from insecurity.

Anyone have experience with this problem. I am deeply offended by this and wish to seek recourse; how can train these scrubs come summer 2010. They don't seem to respond to animal crackers. Do you think a cat-o-nine tails is a good buy, I hear it's 5stars on Amazon?

 

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this is/you are not even...funny. just really irritating. could you please stop this?

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PiperJaffrayChiang:
Do you think a cat-o-nine tails is a good buy, I hear it's 5stars on Amazon?

Don't know about that, but try this product http://www.amazon.com/Retardation-Developmental-Disability-Treatment-Pl…. This is also 5 STARS. It's called, The Mental Retardation and Developmental Disability Treatment Planner (Paperback).

I promise you that they would be 20 feet back once you grab this and walk in public.

 

when i read comments like these, i really wish i could drag you to the gym and punch you like the punching bag i do daily for 30 min and then see who wants to walk behind you and who in front

really do you have this much time on your hands?

 
excel_monkey:
when i read comments like these, i really wish i could drag you to the gym and punch you like the punching bag i do daily for 30 min and then see who wants to walk behind you and who in front

really do you have this much time on your hands?

much anger and violence in this kid. do you also drive a hummer to show off your masculinity besides mentioning that you punch a bag daily for 30 minutes at the GYM?

also mr. 88, how has that book worked out for you? Wouldn't want to buy it until I have some first hand experiences.

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PiperJaffrayChiang:
excel_monkey:
when i read comments like these, i really wish i could drag you to the gym and punch you like the punching bag i do daily for 30 min and then see who wants to walk behind you and who in front

really do you have this much time on your hands?

much anger and violence in this kid. do you also drive a hummer to show off your masculinity besides mentioning that you punch a bag daily for 30 minutes at the GYM?

also mr. 88, how has that book worked out for you? Wouldn't want to buy it until I have some first hand experiences.

You just broke troll rule #1 don't get more upset by response posts than they do by your troll post.

 
PiperJaffrayChiang:
excel_monkey:
when i read comments like these, i really wish i could drag you to the gym and punch you like the punching bag i do daily for 30 min and then see who wants to walk behind you and who in front

really do you have this much time on your hands?

much anger and violence in this kid. do you also drive a hummer to show off your masculinity besides mentioning that you punch a bag daily for 30 minutes at the GYM?

also mr. 88, how has that book worked out for you? Wouldn't want to buy it until I have some first hand experiences.

Worked out great. Had a retard like you in the neighborhood, who became somewhat normal. Be sure to post your review on Amazon after the purchase. Use the discount code "I wish to be Jeff Chiang some day".

 

trust me they know your smarter but they also know your human and your poop smells. They want to get you to come down to their level but so long as they can verbally acknowleged your superior intellect than the hiearchy is intact unless they can prove their intellect as being equal or dare I say superior stay cool sheldon cooper and get those howard wolowitz to verbally acknowledge your superior intelect and after that continue to work and social with each other if need be you do need to know how to check them not just for prestige but in the business environment dont let a dummy spoil an assignment and jeopardize you job security come on your on WSO if your team captain behave that way.

 

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