holy shit this house is haunted

So as I was going to sleep I pushed the door sideways and as I started to lay on my bed I heard a cracking sound. I figured it was coming from door so I pushed it again and door started to sway back right in front of me. Ok I assured myself and layed on the bed. The suddenly after like 10 sec I heard sound of water flowing from my kitchen. I head for my phone to check what was going on and as I pressed the home button I saw hairs floating over the screen. Holy shit I said . I turned on the lights to feel safe. After five minutes I turned off l
The lights and started to sleep. I suddenly heard a bird making strange noises like I have never heard before. This night is getting scarier and scarier. God help me.
PS I saw paranormal activity 3 thiss afternoon and the ending was scary as shit. Oh sthit again I heard sound of someone whistling

 

Maybe he’s possessed and “speaking in tongues”. Lower standards of grammar in the spooky zone

>Incoming Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Master >Literally a problem, solve for both X and Y, please and thank you. >Hugh Myron: "Are there any guides on here for getting a top girlfriend? Think banker/lawyer/doctor. I really don't want to go mid-tier"
 

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