hot car but no hot girl - HELP!
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okay guys, i am in a very difficult situation. I have a very nice car, 2006 bmw z4, that gets me compliments all the time. there is this incredibly hot girl at work that i like but i've never talked to her before since i have nothing to talk to her about. i figured that i could use my car as an ice breaker since all girls love guys in nice cars.
so anyways, my problem is that there isn't a lot of parking near my work and also that its hard to time it so that the girl can see me getting out of my car in the morning. ive tried driving to work a little bit early so that i can secure a parking spot but then i wait for the girl to walk by so that she can see me getting out of my car, but i always miss her,
maybe she goes in a different way or something lol but this has made me late for work a couple of times which is getting me in trouble. also, sometimes when i try this, the parking spots are all taken which means that i have to park really far away and then walk to work which makes me late too. i dont think i can be late anymore so i thought i should try to do this outside of work. i know that this girl does yoga sometimes at a nearby plaza which has plenty of parking and would give me a good opportuntiy to bump into her in my car. there is an ice cream shop next to the yoga place and i can say that i was getting some ice cream. i dont like to eat stuff in my car tho, so would it be weird if i didnt actually get any ice cream - would the story still be believable? also, would it be really sketchy if i bumped into her randomly at the yoga place?






IS this serious?
Dude, that's just creepy. You'll never impress a girl for more than 30 seconds with any car, and if you do, she isn't a girl worth impressing. I'd suggest you just talk to her.
ps Z4 is a chick car, she'd probably just think you're gay if she saw it
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Thats quite a
Thats quite a conundrum.
Might I suggest you park in the opposite corner of the Yoga shopping center until you see her walking out, then drive by while shes crossing the street in front of you and look down as if you're looking at your phone. And just keep going. Thats right, keep going. Run right into her. There is no way she will miss you or your sweet ride. If all goes as planned you'll just nudge her, afterward you guys can joke around about it. Hopefully within 6 months you can impregnate her and then she will always be with you. Another good idea is to break into her car while she's in yoga and steal some items out of her car. This is a great opportunity to smell her seat. You may even find a sweaty tshirt or something... jackpot. When you see her, return the items to her. Act like you found them in the parking lot, she wont suspect a thing. Hopefully within 6 months you can impregnate her and then she will always be with you.
In all seriousness, just talk to the girl. Why the hell do you think she would give a shit what kind of car you drive. You can impress some random grl you drive by with a car because you dont have anything to talk to her about. If you work with this chick, you should start warming up to her. And no, that doesn't mean sneaking up behind her and pressing your body against her.
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Here's what you do:
you ready....
ok get into your z4
drive it to the palisades
drive it off the palisades
kill yourself
hope this helps
Is this a fucking joke? I
Is this a fucking joke?
I agree with drex, she probably thinks you're either a flamer or driving your mom's car and so she tries to stay away from you.
hahahaha
I chuckled reading the first few sentences then I read further and realized that you are a stalker with a possibility of being a closet pedophile.
blumie, you just made my
blumie, you just made my day. Thank you for the post.
If you think very carefully about what you wrote in your post then you should realize why you don't have a hot girlfriend.
I drove a 160K car while I
I drove a 160K car while I was in HS.
Every now and then I'd get some random ho complimenting my car. Thats about all it will do, get them to approach you. And thats if they're flaky enough to be impressed by your car.
Your car isn't going to do shit for you, its all about the swag.
FYI... black guys love expensive cars more than chicks do. I probably could have banged a bunch of black dudes, if I felt so inclined.
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HAHAHA
FYI... black guys love expensive cars more than chicks do. I probably could have banged a bunch of black dudes, if I felt so inclined.
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Great post...very
Great post...very entertaining and I will assume like everyone else that it was posted as a joke
I dunno about best comment ever but the kids on fire...I also like the go kill yourself reco
why do i feel like this is a serious post
bro i used to drive a broke down hoopty (japanese of course) and still got hot girls. like marcus said, its all about the swag.
please study the banker method.
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I think you just simply need
I think you just simply need to upgrade your car to a 2008 or 2009 model, whatever the latest version is. That will most probably work a lot better than the 2006 model. Good luck!
there is this
there is this formula
Banker's formula to get a girl with a car:
% of success = cost of car + (number of doors - 4)^2 - the girl's hotness + your game
sounds like you would need something better than an audi R8 to get this girl
haha. loved the post. thank
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actual formula
there is this formula
Banker's formula to get a girl with a car:
% of success = cost of car + (number of doors - 4)^2 - the girl's hotness + your game
sounds like you would need something better than an audi R8 to get this girl
My formula to get a girl with or without a car:
1 - (% chance of creating a banker formula to get a girl with a car)
also
My formula to get a girl with or without a car:
1 - (% chance of creating a banker formula to get a girl with a car)
u must also apply a leveraging/deleveraging variable into the equation, some sort of beta to define risk or a (1 + (1-t)*D/E) to incorporate the after-tax cost of debt for the girl and the car.
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hi guys - i reread my post
This has to be a joke
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Cars are dick magnets
BLUMIE you most definitely
the z4 costs as much as a
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1) I'm moving this. and 2)
Let alone the fact that you
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You are a pathetic worm.
Cant believe I'm reading this...
hahahaha
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drexelalum11 wrote: Dude,
aww hahaha Is this hotchick a
Dude, Z4 is a sick car, but a
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I think I will bump this so
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So did you get the girl?
lol z4 lol waiting in the
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