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6/26/11

So monkeys, its always a question that is gonna elicit different opinions so thought it would be good to post.

How do you approach hot women?

I'm from Sydney initially, so I always rely on personal characteristics (i.e. accent) to make an introduction and the rest is up to me. But curious to see how you approach them.

I've seen creative methods but also simple lame ones like telling her you think she is hot!

Your thoughts please (no trolls)

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7/1/11

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7/1/11

she must be a great dating columnist if she goes on dates with homeless people...

This is along the lines what I said above, women still fall for serial killers, psychopaths etc...

they do play the dating game better but at the end of the day they are still idiots, they cudnt estimate anyones networth or influence for shit tbh.

What really pisses me off about this black man case is that when a man lies about his job and they sleep with him they can afterwards charge rape and act all pissy.

Whilst if I sleep with a chick and later on realize she has no tits cuz she was wearing a massive push up bra and is ugly as fuck but was wearing lots of good make up, I cant claim rape.

the beauty of a post feminist world.

Anyone with me on making a male rights group :D?

7/1/11
7/1/11

Usually with my package out and winking my left eye

In reply to RexAlpha
7/1/11
RexAlpha:

http://youtu.be/-4gnLWoh3fM

No comment

I've seen that one, pathetic:P

In reply to shera
7/1/11
shera:

...oh and if women were so smart and instinctively able to pick winners, how do you explain the story of Hugues-Denver Akassy? A homeless man who slept with over 10 NYC women, some of them journalists and prosecutors, who after finding out he lived on rooftops and used gym bathrooms to clean up, claimed rape.

Here's the story: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10river...

only one is claiming rape, the rest are just saying he is a stalker and a creep. he didn't sleep with the 10 women, 10 women came forward to say they interacted with him in the past and offered a different picture of him than what the lawyer was trying to paint.
Are you twisting this article on purpose or are you really f-ing stupid and cannot read?

More is good, all is better

7/1/11

based on OP's previous thread(s), plz post ur results in this thread for hilarity LOL

In reply to Argonaut
7/1/11
Argonaut:
shera:

...oh and if women were so smart and instinctively able to pick winners, how do you explain the story of Hugues-Denver Akassy? A homeless man who slept with over 10 NYC women, some of them journalists and prosecutors, who after finding out he lived on rooftops and used gym bathrooms to clean up, claimed rape.

Here's the story: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10river...

only one is claiming rape, the rest are just saying he is a stalker and a creep. he didn't sleep with the 10 women, 10 women came forward to say they interacted with him in the past and offered a different picture of him than what the lawyer was trying to paint.
Are you twisting this article on purpose or are you really f-ing stupid and cannot read?

Drunk

That falls under stupid

I also never apply critical thinking, attention to detail, reasoning, proof reading to anything I post here. I spend all day at work doing that.

Oh and this too

shera:

...oh and if women were so smart and instinctively able to pick winners, how do you explain the story of Hugues-Denver Akassy? A homeless man who slept with over 10 NYC women

7/1/11

CWM, I don't know what you mean by "applying". I didn't realize that comprehending as you read (an article in plain English, not some convoluted document, may I add) would be that effort-intensive for someone who is not ESL

More is good, all is better

7/2/11

Go to her, and ask if she has a minute to talk

Simple. If she doesn't want that. Move on.

In reply to shorttheworld
7/2/11
shorttheworld:

chloroform and duct tape

this. the duct tape is key.

7/3/11
In reply to Blake Donaghy
7/3/11
Blake Donaghy:
alexpasch:

If you want to go truly elite as far as openers...do some mentalist shit hahaha.

I don't do it anymore, but they can make for some ridiculously good openers. All of that other chick crack shit can be great if done properly.

Nowadays, I usually just say hi and talk to them. A confidently delivered "hi" (both body language and tone), is much, much, much better than any pickup line that's delivered with a tone/body language of insecurity. (BTW, uber jealous of your Aussie accent...just say "hi" in a thick aussie accent hahaha...it's a conversation starter...she'll ask where you're from and no doubt you can make some interesting conversation out of that).

If you just want to one night stand some random hottie, and you're not strapped for cash, but you don't want a hooker, the highest hit rate (for me at least) is the following:

Get a couple guy friends together that have decent game, and a couple of hot chicks that you're friends with (but have no romantic/sexual interest in). Go to a nice club that tends to fill up and get a good table and a couple bottles. Enjoy casual conversation with your friends, and just chill. Try to make (non-creepy) eye-contact with a girl (the target). Assuming you know body language, you can tell if she's interested or not really easily (and can generate interest by your body language). Go dance with one of the hot chicks you came with (presumably at the same time the other girl is on the dance floor), and when the timing is right, extend your hand to the other girl and switch dance partners. You can also go directly for the target and just grab her (gently) and start dancing with her. This is very alpha, IF you do it right. You can then dance a few songs, exchange basic intros while you dance. Then take her back to your table. Chat her up, build rapport. Then, take her back to the dance floor, dance close, caress her cheek, and when she smiles, slide your finger under her chin and lift your face up and kiss her. By this point, it's all smooth sailing, you continue to build rapport, mixed in with makeout sessions against the wall. You want to evac her away from her friends, because there will probably be cock blockers (but easy to defuse if you know what you're doing). Btw, this isn't foolproof, and I think even if you're very skilled with women, you'll have a tough time reaching a 50% hit rate (as in, one night standj per times you go out). You should be able to get at least one number every time you go out, and you'll be able to turn most of those into drinks/dinner dates, depending on your feel for it.

If you can't afford the bottles, then you can try a similar procedure at a bar/lounge. It is harder though (for a variety of reasons). Also depends on the type of girl you want.

When I go out by myself, I let women approach me (or give me indication they want me to approach). Yesterday I went to a charity event solo, just sat at the bar, and a chick sat down next to me and opened me. I danced with her, met her friends, and got her number. We'll see what happens, but this is the key, I couldn't care less what happens with her. Keep that in mind. Endless supply of chicks, view every encounter as a positive experience from which to learn and get better and your fear of "failure" will go away. I've gotten turned down by girls much uglier than some of the hot girls I've been with. Not everyone is made for everyone else and you won't always have your A game. Truly believe in what you have to offer and you'll be fine.

alexpasch:

Btw, as can be inferred by my above post...easiest way to lay attractive girls...is to befriend guys with game (as well as the attractive girls such guys tend to befriend). All of a sudden your social circle will consist of high quality people (socially, at least), which will lead to tons of opportunities to meet attractive girls in a casual, non-creepy way. i.e. one of your friends has a birthday party, your friends will bring friends who'll bring friends, and there will be guaranteed at least a few new girls you haven't met for you to hit on (plus you'll have a ton of social proof going in).

So pick your friends wisely...

These two posts are MONEY and are exactly how I've operated my game for the past few years. If your crew sucks, branch out a bit more and find some new hilarious wheelers to party with. The best vehicles for this are getting to know current "friends of friends" better, and meeting brand new people via sports, clubs, etc...

Not to say you should ditch your old friends - keep the close ones because close friendships are priceless - but for the purposes of meeting girls it is paramount to have a good team with you in social situations.

Have a decent group going, but how did you guys continue to find/make those connections

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In reply to FinancialNoviceII
7/3/11
FinancialNoviceII:

Put on a British accent, its gold.

In London a US/Canadian accent seems to work fine..

In reply to Status_Quo
7/3/11
Status_Quo:
Blake Donaghy:
alexpasch:

If you want to go truly elite as far as openers...do some mentalist shit hahaha.

I don't do it anymore, but they can make for some ridiculously good openers. All of that other chick crack shit can be great if done properly.

Nowadays, I usually just say hi and talk to them. A confidently delivered "hi" (both body language and tone), is much, much, much better than any pickup line that's delivered with a tone/body language of insecurity. (BTW, uber jealous of your Aussie accent...just say "hi" in a thick aussie accent hahaha...it's a conversation starter...she'll ask where you're from and no doubt you can make some interesting conversation out of that).

If you just want to one night stand some random hottie, and you're not strapped for cash, but you don't want a hooker, the highest hit rate (for me at least) is the following:

Get a couple guy friends together that have decent game, and a couple of hot chicks that you're friends with (but have no romantic/sexual interest in). Go to a nice club that tends to fill up and get a good table and a couple bottles. Enjoy casual conversation with your friends, and just chill. Try to make (non-creepy) eye-contact with a girl (the target). Assuming you know body language, you can tell if she's interested or not really easily (and can generate interest by your body language). Go dance with one of the hot chicks you came with (presumably at the same time the other girl is on the dance floor), and when the timing is right, extend your hand to the other girl and switch dance partners. You can also go directly for the target and just grab her (gently) and start dancing with her. This is very alpha, IF you do it right. You can then dance a few songs, exchange basic intros while you dance. Then take her back to your table. Chat her up, build rapport. Then, take her back to the dance floor, dance close, caress her cheek, and when she smiles, slide your finger under her chin and lift your face up and kiss her. By this point, it's all smooth sailing, you continue to build rapport, mixed in with makeout sessions against the wall. You want to evac her away from her friends, because there will probably be cock blockers (but easy to defuse if you know what you're doing). Btw, this isn't foolproof, and I think even if you're very skilled with women, you'll have a tough time reaching a 50% hit rate (as in, one night standj per times you go out). You should be able to get at least one number every time you go out, and you'll be able to turn most of those into drinks/dinner dates, depending on your feel for it.

If you can't afford the bottles, then you can try a similar procedure at a bar/lounge. It is harder though (for a variety of reasons). Also depends on the type of girl you want.

When I go out by myself, I let women approach me (or give me indication they want me to approach). Yesterday I went to a charity event solo, just sat at the bar, and a chick sat down next to me and opened me. I danced with her, met her friends, and got her number. We'll see what happens, but this is the key, I couldn't care less what happens with her. Keep that in mind. Endless supply of chicks, view every encounter as a positive experience from which to learn and get better and your fear of "failure" will go away. I've gotten turned down by girls much uglier than some of the hot girls I've been with. Not everyone is made for everyone else and you won't always have your A game. Truly believe in what you have to offer and you'll be fine.

alexpasch:

Btw, as can be inferred by my above post...easiest way to lay attractive girls...is to befriend guys with game (as well as the attractive girls such guys tend to befriend). All of a sudden your social circle will consist of high quality people (socially, at least), which will lead to tons of opportunities to meet attractive girls in a casual, non-creepy way. i.e. one of your friends has a birthday party, your friends will bring friends who'll bring friends, and there will be guaranteed at least a few new girls you haven't met for you to hit on (plus you'll have a ton of social proof going in).

So pick your friends wisely...

These two posts are MONEY and are exactly how I've operated my game for the past few years. If your crew sucks, branch out a bit more and find some new hilarious wheelers to party with. The best vehicles for this are getting to know current "friends of friends" better, and meeting brand new people via sports, clubs, etc...

Not to say you should ditch your old friends - keep the close ones because close friendships are priceless - but for the purposes of meeting girls it is paramount to have a good team with you in social situations.

Have a decent group going, but how did you guys continue to find/make those connections

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+win+friends+and+influe...

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7/3/11

us accent in london has nowhere near the same effect that non us accent has in the states. that shit is crazy, god knows why haha

7/3/11

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7/6/11

Remember the kiss formula:Keep it simple and straight! start with normal his and name exchange..if she seems fine, indulge in a nice chat..

In reply to leveredarb
7/6/11
leveredarb:

us accent in london has nowhere near the same effect that non us accent has in the states. that shit is crazy, god knows why haha

COMPLETELY agree with this. Non US accents (British, Australian, IRISH--ugh) are a HUGE turn on... I don't know of many guys that have the same kind of luck with US accents overseas.

In reply to leveredarb
7/6/11
leveredarb:

us accent in london has nowhere near the same effect that non us accent has in the states. that shit is crazy, god knows why haha

Glad to hear it!!

7/11/11

my husband just looked into my eyes and simply said...you are so sweet! I would say that the way he said that and the look in his eyes hypnotised me for good and here I am..married for 6 years!

In reply to etsuko23
7/11/11
etsuko23:

my husband just looked into my eyes and simply said...you are so sweet! I would say that the way he said that and the look in his eyes hypnotised me for good and here I am..married for 6 years!

Why are you on WSO? Does your husband not love you anymore? Did he stop supporting you, and now you are looking for a job?

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7/12/11

A simple hi would do the trick most of the times. Remember that not every day is your day...however, most of the times, such casual encounter would work just fine!

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Read through this thread again as it was referenced in that caption contest...aside from Cookies and CompBanker, all of the other comments are pretty bad. Though that video on "Getting Bitches" was unreal HAHAHA...I'd be willing to bet all the money in my bank account that that guy has been charged with sexual assault.

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