How does models and bottles work?
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on 12/18/08 at 2:54pm
I keep hearing the phrase models and bottles, and basically, if a guy has the cash to bottle service girls, he gets laid. But, I've never actually understood how the entire mating ritual known as models and bottles works.
Now, where do these girls come from? Are they just randoms you find at the club? Do I just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service? What does bottle service entail? Will girls really put out for bottle service with anyone?
These are serious questions, and I am hoping for some answers.






cant believe this is a
cant believe this is a serious post
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I live in Delaware and I
I live in Delaware and I know what "models and bottles" means...
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i know what it means, but how do you do it?
first you get the money then
first you get the money
then you get the bottles
and thennn you get the models
Cmon TinyBananas,
even R. Kelly rapped about it, so I am sure you should know what it means.
Clearly, none have you have
Clearly, none have you have ever bought bottles or slayed models but essentially what happens is the following:
1) Often times when you get a table and a few bottles the manager will seat you with or occassionally send girls over to your table to "mingle"
Tables are ideally siuated in prime locations of the club and random girls just kind of wander into the vicinty and you club them with the bottle and carry them home
This is a ridiculous post...there is no guarantee that if you get bottle service you will get laid, you still need to seal the deal, money (or at least the facade of having enough money to blow on bottles) will only get you so far
tinybanana wrote: Do I just
Do I just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service?
Haha this one actually made me laugh out loud.
In all seriousness, it's not automatic. People get bottle service all the time without any girls. In fact, at most clubs you see sparklers going to tables full of guys--especially when they are young guys (more guys=more people to split the bill with). In the US at least, models go to clubs with promoters. Promoters (usually ex-male models, sometimes just really hooked up guys) get paid by the club to bring models on a given night and have them prance around, being their model selves. The promoters have a table, where their bottles are comped--for the models you can see how this is great: 1)they go to the best clubs 2)they drink for free and 3)they don't have to deal with sleazy rich dudes, they get to hang out with the rest of their model friends. It's good for the club because it makes the crowd look better. If the table full of arab dudes sees 15 models dancing in front of them, they're going to want to lure them over via sparklers and spraying so they spend more.
That being said, it is obviously easier to pull girls (or at least get girls to go to the club with you) when you get bottle service. You don't deal with lines at the door, you aren't fighting your way through the bar to get drinks all night, and they have somewhere to put their purse/coats as well as sit down occasionally. Club girls are also (obviously) attracted to guys who are taken care of by other people. Girls like to be taken care of, and guys with tables can probably take care of them (at least for the night) better than the guy shouting to get the bartender's attention.
Frankly though, most of the girls that will go onto a random guy's table are probably just looking for free drinks and nothing more. At the end of the day, if you want to close the deal you still need game.
Its not that easy. You
Its not that easy. You don't just buy bottles and bang models.
Typically you have to buy the bottles and ask the models "do you want to f*ck" before they give it up.
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Epic post
Epic post
tinybanana wrote: These are
These are serious questions, and I am hoping for some answers.
Hahaha
I didn't notice that line
I didn't notice that line until now. But... HILARIOUS.
thanks
for those that answered, thanks. Let's be real: I'm sure half the other college kids probably had no idea what bottle service entails either
Worst post in the
Worst post in the league...
Do you need a tutorial on how to talk to girls too?
To his credit, I'm sure
To his credit, I'm sure barely any of you did before you graduated. You didn't get into top schools and graduate near the top of your class by partying like bankers(read: BSC Operations) every night.
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Hahaha Not Real
This is the best post ever. Dude you should have posted this one on Christmas or New Years. Oh well.
I'll be honest, bottle service is definetly worth it if you do it once a month or once every other month. If you have 3 other guys with you you'll probably spend 100-200 each which really is not bad considering drinks on this fuckin island are 10 bucks plus...
Getting the models is also much easier and convinient when you have a place to sit and mingle. Some clubs have "runners". The sole purpose of these peons is to go grab hoes and bring them to your table. You just point and watch. Really amazing actually.
To the OP- I wish I could take you out for your first model/bottle experience
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Do you have to go to a
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
lets be real
brains so good could've sworn you went to college
Great post indeed. For all
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Maybe you should save your
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no sir. you don't just
Especially those models.
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this is one of the greatest
1. Buy a lot of bottles. 2.
Let's all keep in mind that
I just want to be part of
Let's be real...
I just did the math on this...
most clubs bring out liters
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