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I keep hearing the phrase models and bottles, and basically, if a guy has the cash to bottle service girls, he gets laid. But, I've never actually understood how the entire mating ritual known as models and bottles works.

Now, where do these girls come from? Are they just randoms you find at the club? Do I just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service? What does bottle service entail? Will girls really put out for bottle service with anyone?

These are serious questions, and I am hoping for some answers.

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Comments (129)

  • JackDonaghy's picture

    I live in Delaware and I know what "models and bottles" means...

  • tinybanana's picture

    i know what it means, but how do you do it?

  • Jamie Dimon's picture

    first you get the money
    then you get the bottles
    and thennn you get the models

  • d52strick9's picture

    even R. Kelly rapped about it, so I am sure you should know what it means.

  • junkbondswap's picture

    Clearly, none have you have ever bought bottles or slayed models but essentially what happens is the following:

    1) Often times when you get a table and a few bottles the manager will seat you with or occassionally send girls over to your table to "mingle"
    Tables are ideally siuated in prime locations of the club and random girls just kind of wander into the vicinty and you club them with the bottle and carry them home

    This is a ridiculous post...there is no guarantee that if you get bottle service you will get laid, you still need to seal the deal, money (or at least the facade of having enough money to blow on bottles) will only get you so far

  • MDR's picture

    tinybanana:
    Do I just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service?

    Haha this one actually made me laugh out loud.

    In all seriousness, it's not automatic. People get bottle service all the time without any girls. In fact, at most clubs you see sparklers going to tables full of guys--especially when they are young guys (more guys=more people to split the bill with). In the US at least, models go to clubs with promoters. Promoters (usually ex-male models, sometimes just really hooked up guys) get paid by the club to bring models on a given night and have them prance around, being their model selves. The promoters have a table, where their bottles are comped--for the models you can see how this is great: 1)they go to the best clubs 2)they drink for free and 3)they don't have to deal with sleazy rich dudes, they get to hang out with the rest of their model friends. It's good for the club because it makes the crowd look better. If the table full of arab dudes sees 15 models dancing in front of them, they're going to want to lure them over via sparklers and spraying so they spend more.

    That being said, it is obviously easier to pull girls (or at least get girls to go to the club with you) when you get bottle service. You don't deal with lines at the door, you aren't fighting your way through the bar to get drinks all night, and they have somewhere to put their purse/coats as well as sit down occasionally. Club girls are also (obviously) attracted to guys who are taken care of by other people. Girls like to be taken care of, and guys with tables can probably take care of them (at least for the night) better than the guy shouting to get the bartender's attention.

    Frankly though, most of the girls that will go onto a random guy's table are probably just looking for free drinks and nothing more. At the end of the day, if you want to close the deal you still need game.

  • endlessrain's picture

    tinybanana:

    These are serious questions, and I am hoping for some answers.

    Hahaha

  • aloki's picture

    I didn't notice that line until now. But... HILARIOUS.

  • tinybanana's picture

    for those that answered, thanks. Let's be real: I'm sure half the other college kids probably had no idea what bottle service entails either

  • dealz's picture

    Worst post in the league...

    Do you need a tutorial on how to talk to girls too?

  • Marcus_Halberstram's picture

    To his credit, I'm sure barely any of you did before you graduated. You didn't get into top schools and graduate near the top of your class by partying like bankers(read: BSC Operations) every night.

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  • MoneyKingdom's picture

    This is the best post ever. Dude you should have posted this one on Christmas or New Years. Oh well.

    I'll be honest, bottle service is definetly worth it if you do it once a month or once every other month. If you have 3 other guys with you you'll probably spend 100-200 each which really is not bad considering drinks on this fuckin island are 10 bucks plus...

    Getting the models is also much easier and convinient when you have a place to sit and mingle. Some clubs have "runners". The sole purpose of these peons is to go grab hoes and bring them to your table. You just point and watch. Really amazing actually.

    To the OP- I wish I could take you out for your first model/bottle experience

  • endlessrain's picture

    I'm not too sure that all those models will be loving that Skol Vodka bottle service..

  • trade4size's picture

    Do you have to go to a target school to do models and bottles?
    What is the minimum GPA to do Models & Bottles?
    How is the culture of front office models different from back office models?
    What type suit should I wear to models & bottles?
    How technical are the questions that the models will be asking you?
    What are the best clubs to do models & bottles in?
    What is the best type of model? best type of bottle?

    Can someone write a wikiFAQ for the wso members on this. This would sure beat that crappy vault guide to Sales & Trading.

    EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

    "Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.

  • nygiants's picture

    if someone is asking what models and bottles is and how it leads to getting laid, we could hand this kid the keys to the bar and put a $100 bill hanging out of his zipper and it wouldnt make a difference. Bottles has nothing do to with getting girls, sure if you do it once a month or a summer whatever its help because you have a place to bring the girls you meet at the bar or dance floor whatever but you still have to be able to talk to them and present yourself as a normal dude, you dont just motion them to your table and point at the bottles and expect them to just drop and schwap

  • 4u2bnvs's picture

    nygiants, dropping and schwapping, well played sir, well played. the reality of the situation is that if you depend on bottles to conversate with ladies, then you're a tool and need to reevaluate your entire approach to life.

  • CompBanker's picture

    Great post indeed. For all of you out there thinking high finance is your easy ticket to getting hot chicks all the time, think again.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~
    CompBanker

    CompBanker

  • In reply to CompBanker
    Devils Advocate's picture

    CompBanker:
    Great post indeed. For all of you out there thinking high finance is your easy ticket to getting hot chicks all the time, think again.

    Fuck...

  • In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
    girthbrooks's picture

    Marcus_Halberstram:
    MoneyKingdom:
    If you have 3 other guys with you you'll probably spend 100-200 each which really is not bad considering drinks on this fuckin island are 10 bucks plus...

    What club do you go to where you get bottles/bottle service for 300-600 bucks?

    1. get hot friends
    2. have hot friends help you befriend their promoters
    3. use promoters for discounts (bottles<$100)
    4. realize you didn't need bottles cause you already have hot friends... oops.

  • MDR's picture

    Never met a promoter who gave "discounts." Maybe they'll give you drink cards, but discounts? This isn't walmart buddy.

  • In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
    MoneyKingdom's picture

    Marcus_Halberstram:
    MoneyKingdom:
    If you have 3 other guys with you you'll probably spend 100-200 each which really is not bad considering drinks on this fuckin island are 10 bucks plus...

    What club do you go to where you get bottles/bottle service for 300-600 bucks?

    Perhaps you are somewhat illiterate or have subpar arithmetic abilities, but I said 3 other guys (total of 4 people) at 100 to 200 a person which equals (drumroll...) 400-800 bucks.

    The real question is where do YOU go that is more than 800 bucks for a bottle?!

  • In reply to 4u2bnvs
    Edmundo Braverman's picture

    4u2bnvs:
    nygiants, dropping and schwapping, well played sir, well played. the reality of the situation is that if you depend on bottles to conversate with ladies, then you're a tool and need to reevaluate your entire approach to life.

    I depend on bottles to make conversations with women tolerable.

  • In reply to MoneyKingdom
    Marcus_Halberstram's picture

    MoneyKingdom:
    Marcus_Halberstram:
    MoneyKingdom:
    If you have 3 other guys with you you'll probably spend 100-200 each which really is not bad considering drinks on this fuckin island are 10 bucks plus...

    What club do you go to where you get bottles/bottle service for 300-600 bucks?

    Perhaps you are somewhat illiterate or have subpar arithmetic abilities, but I said 3 other guys (total of 4 people) at 100 to 200 a person which equals (drumroll...) 400-800 bucks.

    The real question is where do YOU go that is more than 800 bucks for a bottle?!

    Let me get this straight....

    You are going to a club with yourself and 3 other dudes, buying ONE bottle... obviously you and your 3 lovers are the only ones at your table... and then you're coming on here and bragging about it?

    Classic.

  • chifin's picture

    tinybanana your username and picture are just too perfect for this post

  • In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
    Colonel_Sanders's picture

    Marcus_Halberstram:
    Maybe you should save your 800 bucks, skip the foreplay and get straight to the circle jerk in your china town studio.

    LOL.

    FYI... a bottle of vodka serves about 15 drinks(men's drinks).

  • Edmundo Braverman's picture

    At the big New Year's Eve bash in Paris this year at the VIP Club Theatre, they're getting 400 Euros per bottle of rotgut, which works out to about $560 US after this week's blood bath. For the good stuff they're getting 500 Euros ($700 US). Oh, and they're limiting the number of people per bottle to 4. And that's after the 100 Euro cover charge to get in in the first place (200 Euros with dinner).

  • PrettySweet's picture

    no sir. you don't just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service. you approach her and ask her if she wants tinybanana service........ in her mouth.

  • In reply to Edmundo Braverman
    peterg's picture

    by Edmundo Braverman
    "I depend on bottles to make conversations with women tolerable."

    Especially those models. They're dumb as fuck....I've heard.

  • In reply to PrettySweet
    nygiants's picture

    PrettySweet:
    no sir. you don't just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service. you approach her and ask her if she wants tinybanana service........ in her mouth.

    This is the best comment ever we should just end the thread right here

  • In reply to Edmundo Braverman
    Soy's picture

    1. Buy a lot of bottles.
    2. Women are attracted by the sheer ballerness of 9 bottles of krug.
    3. They will come to you like bees to a flower.
    4. Initiate bottle service
    5. The women sniff the air to test the chemistry. She then howls like a she-wolf
    6. The banker will howl back,
    7. If the woman views the howl as weak, she will move on. If she thinks the howl is manly and strong, she will go into the backseat of his car
    8. The next day, the man and the woman are frightened when they realized they used a mars bar wrapper instead of a condom

  • MDR's picture

    Let's all keep in mind that there is a significant difference between going to a club and getting a couple of bottles of vodka and making it rain with champagne. Girls go crazy for champagne, not kettle one. I think the term "models and bottles" should be changed to "champagne bottles and models"

  • LongShotTrader's picture

    I just want to be part of the epic thread....nothing to contribute.

    kthxbai

  • In reply to tinybanana
    PBateman's picture

    tinybanana:
    for those that answered, thanks. Let's be real: I'm sure half the other college kids probably had no idea what bottle service entails either

    Surely you jest.

  • In reply to Colonel_Sanders
    Edmundo Braverman's picture

    Colonel_Sanders:
    Marcus_Halberstram:
    Maybe you should save your 800 bucks, skip the foreplay and get straight to the circle jerk in your china town studio.

    LOL.

    FYI... a bottle of vodka serves about 15 drinks(men's drinks).

    Dude, what kind of "man's" drinks are you pouring? I just did the math and figured out that I get 6 (maybe 7, tops) drinks out of a 750ml bottle. I could see a bartender stretching 15 drinks out of a bottle, but c'mon. If you hate the taste of liquor so much, you might want to go back to wine coolers.

  • Frank Slaughtery's picture

    most clubs bring out liters of alcohol, 2 shots per drink=15 drinks

    plus when you pour drinks for the girls you give them a shot at most.

  • In reply to Frank Slaughtery
    LongShotTrader's picture

    When you have girls, you order cheap shots of the cheapest brand of liquor they like, then you call it by the "top shelf" name (girls, or most guys can hardly every tell the difference) and thats how you get them drunk! Then I agree with bateman and you pour them light drinks

  • IBchimp's picture

    I love the 40 year old virgin shot up top...very fitting

  • Sterling Archer's picture

    I love how his user name is "tiny banana." No kidding, bud.

  • philosophical monkey's picture

    Dude, you just find a girl you like, yes, and tell her "you look like a model wanna share my bottle? She may even drop her panties at that point--unless you drop yours first.

    Let's be real: while most kids here prob. had no idea, they did have the common sense to avoid asking such a stupid question. Are you retarded?

    Given his previous great posts, can we ban this dude? Pretty please...
    http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/image/youre-fired
    http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-proce...

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  • In reply to philosophical monkey
    stk123's picture

    philosophical monkey:

    Let's be real: while most kids here prob. had no idea, they did have the common sense to avoid asking such a stupid question. Are you retarded?

    Given his previous great posts, can we ban this dude? Pretty please...
    http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/image/youre-fired
    http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-proce...

    Since this guy has no idea how it works, then it is not a stupid question; how else is he supposed to find out? That's what forums are for. I bet you that more than half the people rippin' the OP in this thread have no idea how it works either.

    I am glad you are not a moderator here, because there wouldn't be anyone left on this forum if you started banning people for no reason.

    I got an idea: How about we ban you for insinuating that the OP is retarded, or better yet for unjustifiably recommending to ban tinybanana? Just so you can get a taste of your own medicine.

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