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I keep hearing the phrase models and bottles, and basically, if a guy has the cash to bottle service girls, he gets laid. But, I've never actually understood how the entire mating ritual known as models and bottles works.

Now, where do these girls come from? Are they just randoms you find at the club? Do I just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service? What does bottle service entail? Will girls really put out for bottle service with anyone?

These are serious questions, and I am hoping for some answers.

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  • junkbondswap's picture

    Clearly, none have you have ever bought bottles or slayed models but essentially what happens is the following:

    1) Often times when you get a table and a few bottles the manager will seat you with or occassionally send girls over to your table to "mingle"
    Tables are ideally siuated in prime locations of the club and random girls just kind of wander into the vicinty and you club them with the bottle and carry them home

    This is a ridiculous post...there is no guarantee that if you get bottle service you will get laid, you still need to seal the deal, money (or at least the facade of having enough money to blow on bottles) will only get you so far

  • MDR's picture

    tinybanana wrote:
    Do I just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service?

    Haha this one actually made me laugh out loud.

    In all seriousness, it's not automatic. People get bottle service all the time without any girls. In fact, at most clubs you see sparklers going to tables full of guys--especially when they are young guys (more guys=more people to split the bill with). In the US at least, models go to clubs with promoters. Promoters (usually ex-male models, sometimes just really hooked up guys) get paid by the club to bring models on a given night and have them prance around, being their model selves. The promoters have a table, where their bottles are comped--for the models you can see how this is great: 1)they go to the best clubs 2)they drink for free and 3)they don't have to deal with sleazy rich dudes, they get to hang out with the rest of their model friends. It's good for the club because it makes the crowd look better. If the table full of arab dudes sees 15 models dancing in front of them, they're going to want to lure them over via sparklers and spraying so they spend more.

    That being said, it is obviously easier to pull girls (or at least get girls to go to the club with you) when you get bottle service. You don't deal with lines at the door, you aren't fighting your way through the bar to get drinks all night, and they have somewhere to put their purse/coats as well as sit down occasionally. Club girls are also (obviously) attracted to guys who are taken care of by other people. Girls like to be taken care of, and guys with tables can probably take care of them (at least for the night) better than the guy shouting to get the bartender's attention.

    Frankly though, most of the girls that will go onto a random guy's table are probably just looking for free drinks and nothing more. At the end of the day, if you want to close the deal you still need game.

  • MoneyKingdom's picture

    This is the best post ever. Dude you should have posted this one on Christmas or New Years. Oh well.

    I'll be honest, bottle service is definetly worth it if you do it once a month or once every other month. If you have 3 other guys with you you'll probably spend 100-200 each which really is not bad considering drinks on this fuckin island are 10 bucks plus...

    Getting the models is also much easier and convinient when you have a place to sit and mingle. Some clubs have "runners". The sole purpose of these peons is to go grab hoes and bring them to your table. You just point and watch. Really amazing actually.

    To the OP- I wish I could take you out for your first model/bottle experience

  • trade4size's picture

    Do you have to go to a target school to do models and bottles?
    What is the minimum GPA to do Models & Bottles?
    How is the culture of front office models different from back office models?
    What type suit should I wear to models & bottles?
    How technical are the questions that the models will be asking you?
    What are the best clubs to do models & bottles in?
    What is the best type of model? best type of bottle?

    Can someone write a wikiFAQ for the wso members on this. This would sure beat that crappy vault guide to Sales & Trading.

    EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

    "Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.

  • nygiants's picture

    if someone is asking what models and bottles is and how it leads to getting laid, we could hand this kid the keys to the bar and put a $100 bill hanging out of his zipper and it wouldnt make a difference. Bottles has nothing do to with getting girls, sure if you do it once a month or a summer whatever its help because you have a place to bring the girls you meet at the bar or dance floor whatever but you still have to be able to talk to them and present yourself as a normal dude, you dont just motion them to your table and point at the bottles and expect them to just drop and schwap

  • CompBanker's picture

    Great post indeed. For all of you out there thinking high finance is your easy ticket to getting hot chicks all the time, think again.

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    CompBanker

    CompBanker

  • In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
    MoneyKingdom's picture

    Marcus_Halberstram wrote:
    MoneyKingdom wrote:
    If you have 3 other guys with you you'll probably spend 100-200 each which really is not bad considering drinks on this fuckin island are 10 bucks plus...

    What club do you go to where you get bottles/bottle service for 300-600 bucks?

    Perhaps you are somewhat illiterate or have subpar arithmetic abilities, but I said 3 other guys (total of 4 people) at 100 to 200 a person which equals (drumroll...) 400-800 bucks.

    The real question is where do YOU go that is more than 800 bucks for a bottle?!

  • In reply to MoneyKingdom
    Marcus_Halberstram's picture

    MoneyKingdom wrote:
    Marcus_Halberstram wrote:
    MoneyKingdom wrote:
    If you have 3 other guys with you you'll probably spend 100-200 each which really is not bad considering drinks on this fuckin island are 10 bucks plus...

    What club do you go to where you get bottles/bottle service for 300-600 bucks?

    Perhaps you are somewhat illiterate or have subpar arithmetic abilities, but I said 3 other guys (total of 4 people) at 100 to 200 a person which equals (drumroll...) 400-800 bucks.

    The real question is where do YOU go that is more than 800 bucks for a bottle?!

    Let me get this straight....

    You are going to a club with yourself and 3 other dudes, buying ONE bottle... obviously you and your 3 lovers are the only ones at your table... and then you're coming on here and bragging about it?

    Classic.

  • In reply to Edmundo Braverman
    Soy's picture

    1. Buy a lot of bottles.
    2. Women are attracted by the sheer ballerness of 9 bottles of krug.
    3. They will come to you like bees to a flower.
    4. Initiate bottle service
    5. The women sniff the air to test the chemistry. She then howls like a she-wolf
    6. The banker will howl back,
    7. If the woman views the howl as weak, she will move on. If she thinks the howl is manly and strong, she will go into the backseat of his car
    8. The next day, the man and the woman are frightened when they realized they used a mars bar wrapper instead of a condom

  • In reply to philosophical monkey
    stk123's picture

    philosophical monkey wrote:

    Let's be real: while most kids here prob. had no idea, they did have the common sense to avoid asking such a stupid question. Are you retarded?

    Given his previous great posts, can we ban this dude? Pretty please...

    http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/image/youre-fired

    http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-proce...

    Since this guy has no idea how it works, then it is not a stupid question; how else is he supposed to find out? That's what forums are for. I bet you that more than half the people rippin' the OP in this thread have no idea how it works either.

    I am glad you are not a moderator here, because there wouldn't be anyone left on this forum if you started banning people for no reason.

    I got an idea: How about we ban you for insinuating that the OP is retarded, or better yet for unjustifiably recommending to ban tinybanana? Just so you can get a taste of your own medicine.

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