11 that I'm sure of, maybe up to 14 depending on what transpired during blackouts.

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I've never fucked a ten before... but I fucked five twos in one night!

if you don't know what this is from then shame on you

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Pymp - respect. You should multiply that number by 1.5 since asian women are utter freaks.

My number shall remain secret because my GF stalks me on this site, but it is respectable.

Sheer numbers aren't enough unless you quantify them.

 

yeah I know plenty of guys who have a high number, but they'll screw anything with a vagina

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ANT:
Hop around like a bunny and point at women and they will bang out.

Go after nurses, school teachers and bank tellers. The level of hotness and DTF-ness is off the chart.

ANT for the next season of Jersey Shore. Heard they're shooting in Italy. Maybe you'd wanna this gig?

 

LOL. I seriously doubt all of these figures. I think the average for the American male is 7... and you're all trying to tell me that you're all a group of outlier Casanovas 10 standard deviations above the mean.

Should have expected this on the internet - fucking kisses don't count.

 
JamesCaesar:
LOL. I seriously doubt all of these figures. I think the average for the American male is 7... and you're all trying to tell me that you're all a group of outlier Casanovas 10 standard deviations above the mean.

Should have expected this on the internet - fucking kisses don't count.

Lol, totally agree. Inflated sense of self importance tends to distort reality after a while.I think a fair number for a guy in his mid twenties is 15 or so. Think that is where I am at.

 
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awm55:
JamesCaesar:
LOL. I seriously doubt all of these figures. I think the average for the American male is 7... and you're all trying to tell me that you're all a group of outlier Casanovas 10 standard deviations above the mean.

Should have expected this on the internet - fucking kisses don't count.

Lol, totally agree. Inflated sense of self importance tends to distort reality after a while.I think a fair number for a guy in his mid twenties is 15 or so. Think that is where I am at.

Yeah, I agree with the 15-20. I don't know for sure, but I'm somewhere in that range.

@JamesCaesar...while it is very very probable some of the numbers posted on this site are inflated, I don't think it's crazy. Granted I'm older (28) and I'm somewhere in the 15-20 range, but realistically almost all of those where done in about a year to a year and a half time period...and I didn't start until I graduated. So part of the reason I'm ONLY at 15-20 is be my religious parents felt the need to instill these Christian values in me (sometimes good, sometimes bad)...anyways, the point is, I'm at nearly 20 girls over a 10 year period which includes one short term relationship (a few months), basic training (lol), one 1.5 year relationship, one 4 year relationship...so literally, I was out of the game for 6 of the 10 years...then on top of that, I have been sulking over my ex (the 4 year relationship) for the last 2 years (kinda) and have been exceptionally unmotivated to do much...so unless a girl is literally throwing it at me and she is something really special to look at, I just pass.

Yes, I realize I'm being a bitch about my ex, but it is what it is...and that's not the point, lol. Additionally, you have to factor in that those relationships were while I was in college, so my number could be drastically higher if I was single and out smushing. Also consider that I have extremely high standards and my penis has never entered anything I would consider below a 7...where as I have friends that have numbers probably 2 or 3 times as high as mine but when asked what the girl he hooked up with last night looked like their initial responses are "dude, she had huge tits" or "I was fucking wasted"...which instantly imply she was a dog and he's embarrassed.

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awm55:
JamesCaesar:
LOL. I seriously doubt all of these figures. I think the average for the American male is 7... and you're all trying to tell me that you're all a group of outlier Casanovas 10 standard deviations above the mean.

Should have expected this on the internet - fucking kisses don't count.

Lol, totally agree. Inflated sense of self importance tends to distort reality after a while.I think a fair number for a guy in his mid twenties is 15 or so. Think that is where I am at.

15 is reasonable if you're 22, not 25+. For MOST guys, high school is pretty negligible. Sure, I hooked up with a decent number of girls given my age, but I only had sex with 2.

Through college, let's say you have one girl every TWO months... 6x4=24. Then, you graduate and you're in NY. The numbers ramps up... let's say one every month: 12x3=36. 2+24+36=62.

None of those assumptions are entirely unreasonable (long-term relationships would screw things up... but then again those are really conservative numbers) and he's already over 60. Now, if a guy is getting laid more frequently, his number can get up a lot higher.

15 for a guy in his mid 20s is hard for me to believe, unless he's been in a relationship for the vast majority of that time. That would mean one girl every SIX months (tiny bit more frequently). That's far from 'reasonable' to me.

 
JamesCaesar:
LOL. I seriously doubt all of these figures. I think the average for the American male is 7... and you're all trying to tell me that you're all a group of outlier Casanovas 10 standard deviations above the mean. .

Hahaha.

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JamesCaesar:
LOL. I seriously doubt all of these figures. I think the average for the American male is 7... and you're all trying to tell me that you're all a group of outlier Casanovas 10 standard deviations above the mean.

Should have expected this on the internet - fucking kisses don't count.

i agree with this and dont agree with this at the same time realistically you smash 1 girl a weekend or every two weeks since you were 18? your mid-20s now thats 20+ easily.

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blackfinancier:
JamesCaesar:
LOL. I seriously doubt all of these figures. I think the average for the American male is 7... and you're all trying to tell me that you're all a group of outlier Casanovas 10 standard deviations above the mean.

Should have expected this on the internet - fucking kisses don't count.

i agree with this and dont agree with this at the same time realistically you smash 1 girl a weekend or every two weeks since you were 18? your mid-20s now thats 20+ easily.

you are bad at math. 1 girl every 2 weeks from 18 to mid-20s...that's 100+ easily

realistically, dudes "smashing" 1-2 girls every two weeks are few and far between

 
JamesCaesar:
LOL. I seriously doubt all of these figures. I think the average for the American male is 7... and you're all trying to tell me that you're all a group of outlier Casanovas 10 standard deviations above the mean.

Should have expected this on the internet - fucking kisses don't count.

...

 

I really wish I was in the triple digits. Thank God I am still young.

PS- I don't believe in God, but you know what I mean.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

The average man has slept with about 5-7 females in his life. Playboy and McKinsey I think have studied this.

Sleeping with women is something you do because you enjoy it, not a bragging right. Random one night stands suck more times than not. Drunk women are not always the best. Many refuse to do common things your GF would happily do. The single scene is not what you see on TV. I could tell you countless nightmares.

Also, before you commit to a life of sloring, get comfortable getting testedfor shit. Going to clinics to get free tests. Like a responsible adult, brings whoring into perspective. Condoms might reduce the risk of HiV, but herpes and shit like that is a life sentence. You bang a chick with herpes and don't tell her that's called assault buddy.

@ Pymp- I bow to you sir. Asian women are in a whole other league. Mad props. White bread is fine, but after a while you need yo expand the diet in order to keep it fresh.

 
Kanon:
@ Pymp- I bow to you sir. Asian women are in a whole other league. Mad props. White bread is fine, but after a while you need yo expand the diet in order to keep it fresh.

I had a friend (white guy) who learned mandarin (out of interest, but also for yellow fever reasons) who picked up too...

I have a buddy who did a semester abroad (in his 5th year, no less) just because he has an Asian fetish

 

Here's a more interesting question, what's the average number of times you've slept with each girl? If they're all one night stands, then you guys have only had sex like 50-60 (or whatever your number of girls is) times in your life, and if half of them sucked, those are some pretty sad stats...

EDIT: Even if none of them sucked, that's still very infrequent sex...

-MBP
 
manbearpig:
Here's a more interesting question, what's the average number of times you've slept with each girl? If they're all one night stands, then you guys have only had sex like 50-60 (or whatever your number of girls is) times in your life, and if half of them sucked, those are some pretty sad stats...

EDIT: Even if none of them sucked, that's still very infrequent sex...

With many of the girls you're only sleeping with them once, but some of the time one hookup can lead to several (for me, it tends to be a few weeks of hooking up). Plus, most guys have had at least one girlfriend at some point. The total number of times one has had sex is probably highest with someone who's had a healthy long-term relationship. When I'm single I'm DEFINITELY not getting laid as much as a normal couple my age.

 

I am 21 and have only been single for 1 year out of the five years i have been sexually active. One 3 year relationship and currently in a 1+ one now. When I was a sophomore in college, my only year single, I went from 1 to 25. Anyone who thinks these numbers are out of line obviously has never gone to state school, or has no game. Stop trashing ant and pymp for telling it how it is.

 

I am 22 and have slept with 25-30, only about 2 were hookers and one was a stripper. Got my first bj when i was going into my summer between 7th and 8th grad, the bitches mom called my mom crying and when my mom attempted to ground me i said "mom, amber knocked on the door and asked to suck it to get better for a guy she like, what was i gonna do? She literally knocked on my door mom" . I ended up not getting in any trouble at all and was a legend for all of 8th grade (which is when i pretty much peaked in coolness).

 

This thread is pretty entertaining. I'd wager that I've turned down more women than most people on this board have slept with. That said I've been in a relationship for 5+ years so my diversity is hugely lacking.

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CompBanker:
This thread is pretty entertaining. I'd wager that I've turned down more women than most people on this board have slept with. That said I've been in a relationship for 5+ years so my diversity is hugely lacking.

hahaha well thats what happens when your essentially married

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Anybody read Gene Simmons autobiography where he claims to have slept with 10,000 women? He said he was averaging 2 a day for a couple years and that women would just get naked and show up in places he was going to be.

 

and herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, and aids

I may be exaggerating, but I think the chances of him having at least 2 of these is pretty high

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

why are you guys arguing over numbers anyone can make up on an internet board o0?

This thread is not only pointless but reporting suffers from massive self selection bias. Whilst the average for a male maybe 7 lifetime, this distribution is very skewed, with few men sleeping with ALOT of women, and most men sleeping with hardly any.

 

zero and let's hope it stays that way...

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 

"How many girls 7 and above have you slept with " would be a more interesting question. Slaughtering cows, pigs, and other farm animals doesn't really make you a slayer.

More is good, all is better
 

You guys know that each time you jack off just cuz you name your hand something different doesnt count as a different girl...

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serial monkey:
it's getting interesting half of the Street has an Asian girlfriend or wife why?
because they have small dicks and small stature and are afraid of getting mocked by women who are taller than 5'1?
More is good, all is better
 

[quote=serial monkey]it's getting interesting half of the Street has an Asian girlfriend or wife why?

Probably it's because Asian women are obsessed with white guys. I heard it's a culture thing look it up.

 
serial monkey:
it's getting interesting half of the Street has an Asian girlfriend or wife why? yes, it's because of the after-sales service and they know their DCF

You didn't actually suggest that girls from China do cooking or laundry did you? I've dreamt of such things, heard tales of this rare species of Chinese girl you speak of...could they really be out there, somewhere? Somewhere beyond an ocean of gold in a land rainbows...FAIRYTALES ARE REAL!

 
rebelcross:
serial monkey:
it's getting interesting half of the Street has an Asian girlfriend or wife why? yes, it's because of the after-sales service and they know their DCF

You didn't actually suggest that girls from China do cooking or laundry did you? I've dreamt of such things, heard tales of this rare species of Chinese girl you speak of...could they really be out there, somewhere? Somewhere beyond an ocean of gold in a land rainbows...FAIRYTALES ARE REAL!

i've heard/received (less of) of these things from every single asian country except Chinese girls. i guess i don't speak that language.

cartman:
im just gonna say this. do not get long term involved with a (fob) korean girl. they are fucking nuts.

definitely seconded. one of my good mates got hooked up long-term with a korean and didn't have sex with her for months. when they finally did she fucking complained about his personality, having a mature conversation about STDs, his wanting to use a condom, and she complained to her parents that he was stupid. fucking crazy. if she was a 10 i understand but she was a solid 3.5 korean. as in i'd even have difficulty going there. he's now in an exotic asian country probably dining on the locals. i feel good for him.

serial monkey:
not the ones that grew up here, you have to get them FOB

yes, I know, it's a model that they no longer make here, they stop production 50 yrs ago

i don't get why you got -1 for this. it was pretty funny. it was probably from that chick who posted that i'm-probably-a-bitter-fatty-that-gets-constantly-rejected-and-haven't-convinced-any-men-to-fuck-me article.

shit i think i'm probably going to get shit. but it was worth it saying that. some of you fucking 3s need to earn your place if you want to fuck more attractive men. learn to cook (we can), go to the gym (we do), stop saying you want Chanel handbags ($2000 is 100 hours of slave labour in a bank on average, we're not slaving to that unless you're at least a 7.5, and no you don't necessarily need a personality at that point, us men are simple animals and aren't that demanding)

Banker88:
For those in NYC, in which venues have you had the most success in picking up chicks?
bump for this. also interested.
 

hey... i think we're over-generalizing a bit here.....

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 
serial monkey:
I don't know anything, I'm virgin, it's true, Argonaut said so I'll let my past be written by a 17 yrs old college student with $17

I don't care about personal attacks, just don't steal my bananas

lol...I feel your pain, man

 
serial monkey:
I don't know anything, I'm virgin, it's true, Argonaut said so I'll let my past be written by a 17 yrs old college student with $17

I don't care about personal attacks, just don't steal my bananas

  1. I never said you were a virgin, but you just did
  2. Did you just try to be racist by implying a black kid would steal your bananas?
  3. You are a fucking dumbass for seriously trying to mock an Internet legend XD
More is good, all is better
 
serial monkey:
not the ones that grew up here, you have to get them FOB

yes, I know, it's a model that they no longer make here, they stop production 50 yrs ago

Around the time when the red flags went up, they stopped production in China as well.

 
cartman:
im just gonna say this. do not get long term involved with a (fob) korean girl. they are fucking nuts.
so true, Hey Argonaut, that's a guy who knows what he is talking about
 
serial monkey:
cartman:
im just gonna say this. do not get long term involved with a (fob) korean girl. they are fucking nuts.
so true, Hey Argonaut, that's a guy who knows what he is talking about

That's the general description I am aware of as well, not the "cooking and cleaning after-sex-sandwich-bringing fairytale land" our resident fairy is describing

More is good, all is better
 

Get a bunch of investment bankers and have them talk about sex and the conversation will soon turn into a numerical argument...;) classic I agree with JamesCaesar, I guess that the median is about 2.

Post your stats: Normal / Asian /Milf /Black /Total

 

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