How to get into the nightclub of your choice

John Safran does this hilarious Reality TV bit about how to get into a top nightclub
(Bonus for metal fans)

Next time you and your 8 bros need to get into The Standard

(Although unlike them , try not to trash the place or spank a stranger)

 
Schumpeter:
And if you are on your own, try to dress as a goblin

Hi , Mr Manson is coming to your nightclub tonight , please treat him in the manner to which he is accustomed. Vilify him for things he has nothing to do with.

 

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