If the borrow on Miley is too high, you might still be able to short Amanda Bynes as a skank proxy and buy long dated way out of the money puts for an early bet on Selena Gomez as a levered bet on Disney kid stars turned coke whores.

 
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SirTradesaLot:

If the borrow on Miley is too high, you might still be able to short Amanda Bynes as a skank proxy and buy long dated way out of the money puts for an early bet on Selena Gomez as a levered bet on Disney kid stars turned coke whores.

The Amanda Bynes trade is over. Her stock might still go to zero but there isn't enough market cap left to make it a worthwhile trade.

LEAP puts on Gomez though, that sounds promising.

There's also a possible long trade in the distressed assets of Britney Spears. It's still pretty early but there might be a turnaround in progress.

You could also play the dying industry liquidation play in shares of Teri Hatcher and Demi Moore. I'm not a big fan of the sunset trade, but to each their own.

 

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Short: short bleached hair

GET IT!!!

Seriously:

Short: DIS

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She was probably trying to get everyone on board before going massively short on DIS. It reminds me of South Park Satin vs. Jesus. Does anyone remember this?

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/petition-to-make-party-in-the-usa…

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WalMartShopper:
Xepa:

All the publicity 1 week before her new album drops?

Forget that, I'm going long! In more ways than one!

exactly

bruh bruh All publicity is not good publicity. Miley does not do the bad girl thing well. It will be a net negative.

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 
West Coast rainmaker:

Cyrus / Rehab convergence trade.

Pre-rehab: Short DIS

Post-rehab: Long DIS

She will probably use some sort of "Mel Gibson Defense."

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