I have to take down my WSO account - good bye 
(Orangutan, 308 
Points) on 4/14/09 at 2:09pm
It's been great. My posts were meant to be just for shits and giggles. Obviously, some of you were deeply offended. So I decided to take down my account for good. Obviously, whatever I express here are strictly my own opinion and not anyone else's and certaintly not that of my potential employer. I apologize to all of you non-target students, those who work for chop shops and retail banks as well as those of you with no offers. Indeed, my words have caused much havoc amongst you. I wish you all luck finding your dream company.
Good bye
BTW I suck dick at your dream company
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Well isn't this convenient
by MillhouseWell isn't this convenient now that you learn you can be identified...
how can you identify him?
by IBnutzhow can you identify him?
When I was in high school,
by Marcus_HalberstramWhen I was in high school, on a hot day I would prepare my hand and as I would walk by a random person, I'd wipe my hand on their face, beginning with the butt of my hand on their forehead, and ending with the tip of my fingers pulling down their lower lip. When they would push away and look at me in bewilderment, I'd utter 2 words: ball sweat.
My point is, when you're young you do a lot of stupid things without realizing the consequences until much later. Now that I'm older, wiser, and arguably more mature, I understand the consequence of repeatedly wiping your ball sweat on another man's face.... LondonE1.
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Take some screenshots and
by DontMakeMeShortYouTake some screenshots and send them to HR :)
So...some champ league
by h.e.pennypackerSo...some champ league soccer on today. Is it the day for the home teams? My wallet hopes so...Munich has something to prove after their last meeting with Barca.
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F*ck, Liverpool scored.
by h.e.pennypackerF*ck, Liverpool scored.
It's been real, London. Glad
by jimbrowngoUIt's been real, London. Glad to see you're smart enough to get off the forums. But in two weeks when some anonymous fool returns with the same bullshit you spewed all over the place, we'll know who it is. I can't speak for everyone else here, but I certainly look forward to your return. Adios.
I also have some advice for your internship. Be sure to continue to put down non-targets throughout your time with BX Restructuring, as the only people that work there are from Ivies. Specifically, make sure you knock those shitty, undeserving undergrads to senior MD's like Tim Coleman, Mike Genereux, Marty Gudgeon, Art Newman, and Pam Zilly. MDs Peter Laurinaitis, Dave Riddell, and Pete Rose may enjoy your elitist attitude as well. This will ensure that your dream internship becomes your dream job. Best of luck.
PS - Are you sure you can work at Blackstone? About 75% of your seniors are from non-targets. I wouldn't think that someone as intelligent as you would take orders from such an ordinary group of people. You can do much better.
Who is this guy? Did he get
by numiWho is this guy? Did he get sniffed out? PM me if better...am curious
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how has anyone been able to
by IBnutzhow has anyone been able to ID this guy???? Is there a way to ID other people?
Well, he has been spewing
by jimbrowngoUWell, he has been spewing shit all over the forums and he has let everyone know that he is interning at Blackstone Restructuring, the date he received his offer, that he was supposed to be interning for Citi in London, and where he goes to school. If someone at BX read this forum (and I would not be surprised at all if someone does) and saw how bad he was making BX look, it's definitely probable that HR could have contacted him and asked him to end his WSO run.
"I have to take down my WSO
by bhahaha"I have to take down my WSO account - good bye"
http://tinyurl.com/6ly45a
Why?
by stk123how has anyone been able to ID this guy???? Is there a way to ID other people?
Scared?
So who is this kid. Someone
by SACSo who is this kid. Someone PM me if they know.
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Haha...he's taking his
by Devils AdvocateHaha...he's taking his account down because he's been identified.
How convenient. Blackstone would love to know about the type of tool they hired.
It's not smart to be a tool when people
A) Know when you got your offer.
B) Where you got your offer.
C) Where you were initially supposed to work (Citi London).
D) The school you attend.
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Dont let the door hit you on
by trade4sizeDont let the door hit you on the way out.
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
i want to find out how to ID
by IBnutzi want to find out how to ID this bitch affluenza
huh
by confusedpersoni thought it was UBS london
LondonE1 Greatest Hits
by DaCarezRestructuring Fees
Official:
Ex. $YourDreamDealSize
-a monthly retainer & success fees: 99% goes to your dream MD I work for, .9% goes to your dream associates who are my colleagues, the rest goes to pay for your mom and your dream condos and cars I own.
-the premium fee=20%x$YourDreamDealSize for your dream company
I hope this helps.
Let's try this with another example:
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a top restructuring group in NYC (think HLHZ, Blackstone), early june to early august. $60,000 prorated, no signing bonus (wth?).......
$60k prorated:
- 99% goes to feeding your ego
- 0.9% goes to paying for food/necessities
- The rest goes to strip clubs b/c you can't get any tail
- 100% gets threatened by HR telling you to cut your WSO antics!
It's not that I'm bitter; I will be at my dream firm/group this summer (and no, it's not BX). I just find your presupposition that everyone should want to be you quite unnerving. That said, you follow a long line of WSO comic relief posters, so I await your reincarnation in another name.
The easist person here to ID
by joemontanaThe easist person here to ID is Dipset. He has informed others that he:
Goes to Columbia
Plays Football there
Is probably from New ENgland (probably MA)judging by his NE Patriots worship
Is about 6-1, 205, making him a D-Back, Wideout or, at the ivy level, an outside LB/ Whip
Majors in economics
Is a rising senior
Can't be hard.
Hahahahaha this is hilarious
by 32465454373446Hahahahaha this is hilarious
only
by WallStreetOasis.comhow has anyone been able to ID this guy???? Is there a way to ID other people?
only when you give out detailed information about yourself and then are obnoxious enough to give people a reason to care. we have never and we will never give out any ID info.
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It is really easy to ID
by stk123It is really easy to ID people here if you know them.
I have ID'd one person here (on his first post), and at least one other person has ID'd me before and PM'd me to say hi.
People who have no friends
by joemontanaPeople who have no friends need to share their personal accomplishments and goals on online forums because no one in the real world gives a shit about them. These losers have no one to talk to, and thus must resort to divulging personal info on public forums in order to get some sort of personal connection. Its not a problem if you're nice or somewhat cool, but if you're a dick, it will probably come back to haunt you. Finance is a pretty small world.
Joemontana.... What you did
by trade4sizeJoemontana.... What you did in the above post is incredibly wrong. Someone remove his post please. I dont even like dipset but he has the right to anonymity. London however waived his right when he began harassing others.
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
It's all out there
by joemontanaJoemontana.... What you did in the above post is incredibly wrong. Someone remove his post please. I dont even like dipset but he has the right to anonymity. London however waived his right when he began harassing others.
That’s all his stuff, dude. I’ve never even looked at his profile. If he didn’t want it out there, he shouldn’t have posted it. You forego your right to anonymity when you post private info.
Outting a colleague is one thing; summarizing someone’s posts is another.
dude come on you didnt have
by trade4sizedude come on you didnt have to compile all that information. Sometimes people post bits and pieces assuming no one is going to get bored and put the puzzle together. Just have some class. You woudlnt want someone doing it to you.
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
well if dipset doesn't wanna
by FLICK_OFFwell if dipset doesn't wanna get ID'd he shouldn't brag about his "accomplishments" to random strangers on an internet forum, that's what friends are for. if some people on this site brag THIS much to anonymous strangers, imagine how annoying they are to people they ACTUALLY KNOW. plus, i doubt that londonE1 works at blackstone, judging by the dumbassness of some of his posts. if one actually worked for a place like BX, im sure they'd be WAY more careful about it.
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Nice sleuthing there joemontana
by bhahahaThe easist person here to ID is Dipset. He has informed others that he:
Goes to Columbia
Plays Football there
Is probably from New ENgland (probably MA)judging by his NE Patriots worship
Is about 6-1, 205, making him a D-Back, Wideout or, at the ivy level, an outside LB/ Whip
Majors in economics
Is a rising senior
Can't be hard.
http://www.gocolumbialions.com/SportSelect.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=9600&SPID=3885...
Found 3 seniors (09-10 roster above) in economics who match his build.
The following one is the only from from Massachusetts.
http://www.gocolumbialions.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=43658&SPID=3885&DB...
Wow
by AlphaholicUber-sad, all around. But interesting. Guess analyst skills are good for something...all that time ctrl-Fing through 10-Ks, formatting slides, and catching mistakes in models at 3:46am finally have paid off.
Great detective work Joe,
by Marcus_HalberstramGreat detective work Joe, except I recently figured out I know Dipset from a PM exchange we had, Dipset very vaguely resembles a few of the above mentioned traits.
Not exactly an FBI profiler, are you?
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And LOL at "must be from MA
by Marcus_HalberstramAnd LOL at "must be from MA since hes a Pats fan," I wonder how many New Yorkers we can flag because they are Yankee fans.
They don't get much dumber.
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Just checked his profile -
by joemontanaJust checked his profile - it says he's from MA.
Since When
by RicketsJoemontana.... What you did in the above post is incredibly wrong. Someone remove his post please. I dont even like dipset but he has the right to anonymity. London however waived his right when he began harassing others.
Since when does a person's right to anonymity depend on their attitude and behavior? It's a good thing actual laws aren't crafted this way.
Can you give us a list of other users who have also lost their right to anonymity, based on your opinion of them?
Stop
by drexelalum11dude come on you didnt have to compile all that information. Sometimes people post bits and pieces assuming no one is going to get bored and put the puzzle together. Just have some class. You woudlnt want someone doing it to you.
Stop sweating, Jim Brown f-ed up at least one major element of dipset's profile that I didn't even have to go through his past posts to realize was wrong.
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he keeps mentioning about
by robot9956he keeps mentioning about "non-targets"..so which school does london go to??? im curious
learn
by drexelalum11he keeps mentioning about "non-targets"..so which school does london go to??? im curious
learn to use user's history. he mentioned it at least once in public, and hinted at it other times
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You guys relax. I've toned
by dipset1011You guys relax. I've toned it down please.
Oh, so I'm suppose to look
by robot9956Oh, so I'm suppose to look for 1 post out of his 290 annoying comments.
So what actually happened to
by FuturaSo what actually happened to London?
Did anyone from here publicize his identity? Did anyone from his office find out about his crap?
Rickets hmmm thats a good
by trade4sizeRickets hmmm thats a good question. London is by far the most obnoxious wso member ever and even he has that right of anonymity after thinking about it. I wont be the one that calls BX.
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
bx used my dream private
by tacwnoff99bx used my dream private investigator and knows who london is, uhh ohh
agree
by drexelalum11Rickets hmmm thats a good question. London is by far the most obnoxious wso member ever and even he has that right of anonymity after thinking about it. I wont be the one that calls BX.
I agree, and I honestly don't find london that annoying, I'm pretty sure he's been going for sarcasm and just wasn't that great at channeling LSO. maybe people would've laughed if the economy was better...
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Too funny
by Edmundo BravermanJust a word of caution, fellas.
Outing anonymous colleagues will have a deleterious effect on the quality of the information on the site.
Consider your self-interest. Outing a college douchebag here or there isn't the end of the world for anyone, but if one senior guy with major scoop to share hesitates for a minute because a couple of nobodies have been outed, we've all lost something pretty valuable.
Just something to think about.
Oh, and if your claim to fame is one tackle against Princeton, I'd probably want to keep that to myself too.
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ha
by Marcus_HalberstramOh, and if your claim to fame is one tackle against Princeton, I'd probably want to keep that to myself too.
Ha, exactly what I thought when I read that kid's profile. I don't even think you have to tackle anyone from Princeton, you just run towards him until you hear a high pitched scream and see the ball pop up in the air.
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Ugh
by petergOh, and if your claim to fame is one tackle against Princeton, I'd probably want to keep that to myself too.
Ha, exactly what I thought when I read that kid's profile. I don't even think you have to tackle anyone from Princeton, you just run towards him until you hear a high pitched scream and see the ball pop up in the air.
Come on guys, the Tigers are a real powerhouse despite their 4-6 '08 record. They should have a good squad this year and just have a look at this rigorous schedule.
http://www.princeton.edu/~gleeclub/schedule.shtml
Dude.
by jimbrowngoUdude come on you didnt have to compile all that information. Sometimes people post bits and pieces assuming no one is going to get bored and put the puzzle together. Just have some class. You woudlnt want someone doing it to you.
Stop sweating, Jim Brown f-ed up at least one major element of dipset's profile that I didn't even have to go through his past posts to realize was wrong.
Dude, c'mon. It was Joe Montana who fucked up, not Jim Brown. Attention to detail my friend.
It's a sad day to see London go, but I'm sure he'll be back.
Well the main character in
by trade4sizeWell the main character in Ugly Americans written by Ben Mezrich (Bringing Down the House) played Wide Reciever at Princeton and set a NCAA D3 record for receiving yards in a game. Guy turned out to be a badass index arb trader at Kidder Peabody trading in Japan in the 90s and later did one of the greatest single trades in the history of the world. Very entertaining read you should check it out.
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Am I missing something...
by Marcus_HalberstramAm I missing something... Princeton = D3?
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this is hilarious, kudos
by nygiantsthis is hilarious, kudos