i so want to do a facemash with this woman

The Pro

This dude has this chick wrapped around his pinkie (talking two threads wrapped) and he hasn't even laid pipe yet.

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sercaha

Senior Chimp

wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

brooj14

Gorilla

I would love to be the judge of who is better looking...but keep in mind that having a life with vs sex is more of a matter of personality than attractiveness

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Baboon

brooj14:

I would love to be the judge of who is better looking...but keep in mind that having a life with vs sex is more of a matter of personality than attractiveness

I know, I know. so that means I will have to suffer my whole love life by being an aggressive, competitive and strong willed one and beated up by some nothing spectacular mediocre women?

Anyways, this man is way beta or worse. I wonder if his taste is on the same page with yours. If it is, I will surrender.

The Pro

lonesurvivor:

brooj14:

I would love to be the judge of who is better looking...but keep in mind that having a life with vs sex is more of a matter of personality than attractiveness

I know, I know. so that means I will have to suffer my whole love life by being an aggressive, competitive and strong willed one and beated up by some nothing spectacular mediocre women?

Anyways, this man is way beta or worse. I wonder if his taste is on the same page with yours. If it is, I will surrender.

female elliot roger pls go

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GanciniBelt

Baboon

Are you this desperate for this guy?

If you are a charming and attractive woman, you should not have trouble finding a decent male.

Difference Between Quarter on Quarter and Quarter Over Quarter

Baboon

GanciniBelt:

Are you this desperate for this guy?

If you are a charming and attractive woman, you should not have trouble finding a decent male.

He has certain qualities most other men I dated don't have. Such as honesty. I found what he told me 99% true. This is very important to me. And he knows how to get to the deep inside me.

The Pro

lonesurvivor:

GanciniBelt:

Are you this desperate for this guy?

If you are a charming and attractive woman, you should not have trouble finding a decent male.

He has certain qualities most other men I dated don't have. he knows how to get to the deep inside me.

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Orkid

Best Response

Classic case of the mis-pricing phenomenon called 'jelly', which tends to cause a lot of confusion, but also creates room for arbitrage given the right analysis. Let's dissect and disseminate, and see if we can make some sense of this tragic crime against modern-day vanity.

Let's assume your hotness is a 9/10 (sorry doll face, ain't no such thing as a 10). Add a jelly discount factor of 20%. This makes you an effective 7,2/10. Coupled with the industry standard 'bitterness' and 'ghetto talk' discount factors (10% and 5% respectively), this makes you an intrinsic 6,156 (6,2 rounded, but in these cases it's safer to round down, so 6,0/10).

This plain looking devil-like monstrosity is, let's assume a 3/10. If the 'good and kind personality' premium of 150% is applied, this makes her a 7,5/10. Add to that the 'interesting' and 'fun' premiums of 10% and 10% respectively, the former monstrosity turns into the swan he chose to introduce to his family, at a valuation of 9,075, rounded up to 10/10.

Hence, given the choice between a 6/10 and a 10/10, this man appears to have made a solid decision. If you require additional valuation services, or care to lodge a complaint, please take a selfie with your phone and upload to www.valuemysnatch.com.

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige

The Pro

Orkid:

Classic case of the mis-pricing phenomenon called 'jelly', which tends to cause a lot of confusion, but also creates room for arbitrage given the right analysis. Let's dissect and disseminate, and see if we can make some sense of this tragic crime against modern-day vanity.

Let's assume your hotness is a 9/10 (sorry doll face, ain't no such thing as a 10). Add a jelly discount factor of 20%. This makes you an effective 7,2/10. Coupled with the industry standard 'bitterness' and 'ghetto talk' discount factors (10% and 5% respectively), this makes you an intrinsic 6,156 (6,2 rounded, but in these cases it's safer to round down, so 6,0/10).

This plain looking devil-like monstrosity is, let's assume a 3/10. If the 'good and kind personality' premium of 150% is applied, this makes her a 7,5/10. Add to that the 'interesting' and 'fun' premiums of 10% and 10% respectively, the former monstrosity turns into the swan he chose to introduce to his family, at a rating of 9,075, rounded up to 10/10.

Hence, given the choice between a 6/10 and a 10/10, this man appears to have made a solid decision. If you require additional valuation services, or care to lodge a complaint, please take a selfie with your phone and upload to www.valuemysnatch.com.

I wanna click that real bad..

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Baboon

GoldenCinderblock:

Orkid:

Classic case of the mis-pricing phenomenon called 'jelly', which tends to cause a lot of confusion, but also creates room for arbitrage given the right analysis. Let's dissect and disseminate, and see if we can make some sense of this tragic crime against modern-day vanity.

Let's assume your hotness is a 9/10 (sorry doll face, ain't no such thing as a 10). Add a jelly discount factor of 20%. This makes you an effective 7,2/10. Coupled with the industry standard 'bitterness' and 'ghetto talk' discount factors (10% and 5% respectively), this makes you an intrinsic 6,156 (6,2 rounded, but in these cases it's safer to round down, so 6,0/10).

This plain looking devil-like monstrosity is, let's assume a 3/10. If the 'good and kind personality' premium of 150% is applied, this makes her a 7,5/10. Add to that the 'interesting' and 'fun' premiums of 10% and 10% respectively, the former monstrosity turns into the swan he chose to introduce to his family, at a rating of 9,075, rounded up to 10/10.

Hence, given the choice between a 6/10 and a 10/10, this man appears to have made a solid decision. If you require additional valuation services, or care to lodge a complaint, please take a selfie with your phone and upload to www.valuemysnatch.com.

I wanna click that real bad..

Oh, just noticed, the "interesting" and "fun" premiums you put in the wrong place. Those should belong to mine. He said I'm very interesting and funny that's why he enjoys my company. Guess a new analysis should be made. Appreicate the effort though.

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thebrofessor

The Pro

I'm on a conference call, I almost lol'd at this hahahahaha.

made my week

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Baboon

thebrofessor:

I'm on a conference call, I almost lol'd at this hahahahaha.

made my week

Glad my misery made your week. At least I created value

2 replies

Baboon

Orkid:

Classic case of the mis-pricing phenomenon called 'jelly', which tends to cause a lot of confusion, but also creates room for arbitrage given the right analysis. Let's dissect and disseminate, and see if we can make some sense of this tragic crime against modern-day vanity.

Let's assume your hotness is a 9/10 (sorry doll face, ain't no such thing as a 10). Add a jelly discount factor of 20%. This makes you an effective 7,2/10. Coupled with the industry standard 'bitterness' and 'ghetto talk' discount factors (10% and 5% respectively), this makes you an intrinsic 6,156 (6,2 rounded, but in these cases it's safer to round down, so 6,0/10).

This plain looking devil-like monstrosity is, let's assume a 3/10. If the 'good and kind personality' premium of 150% is applied, this makes her a 7,5/10. Add to that the 'interesting' and 'fun' premiums of 10% and 10% respectively, the former monstrosity turns into the swan he chose to introduce to his family, at a valuation of 9,075, rounded up to 10/10.

Hence, given the choice between a 6/10 and a 10/10, this man appears to have made a solid decision. If you require additional valuation services, or care to lodge a complaint, please take a selfie with your phone and upload to www.valuemysnatch.com.

I am not a 9/10 and she is not a 3/10. I have to be fair. My friends said she has a lovely face and lust is written all over on my face. But I do have a better figure. Thank you for your thorough analysis. I hate finance more now

Orkid

Orkid:

Classic case of the mis-pricing phenomenon called 'jelly', which tends to cause a lot of confusion, but also creates room for arbitrage given the right analysis. Let's dissect and disseminate, and see if we can make some sense of this tragic crime against modern-day vanity.

Let's assume your hotness is a 9/10 (sorry doll face, ain't no such thing as a 10). Add a jelly discount factor of 20%. This makes you an effective 7,2/10. Coupled with the industry standard 'bitterness' and 'ghetto talk' discount factors (10% and 5% respectively), this makes you an intrinsic 6,156 (6,2 rounded, but in these cases it's safer to round down, so 6,0/10).

This plain looking devil-like monstrosity is, let's assume a 3/10. If the 'good and kind personality' premium of 150% is applied, this makes her a 7,5/10. Add to that the 'interesting' and 'fun' premiums of 10% and 10% respectively, the former monstrosity turns into the swan he chose to introduce to his family, at a valuation of 9,075, rounded up to 10/10.

Hence, given the choice between a 6/10 and a 10/10, this man appears to have made a solid decision. If you require additional valuation services, or care to lodge a complaint, please take a selfie with your phone and upload to www.valuemysnatch.com.

Just want to add that we also offer M&A advisory services, in case you, the 6/10, and the 10/10 want to become an 8/10 in this guys bed.

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige

The Pro

Orkid:

Orkid:

Classic case of the mis-pricing phenomenon called 'jelly', which tends to cause a lot of confusion, but also creates room for arbitrage given the right analysis. Let's dissect and disseminate, and see if we can make some sense of this tragic crime against modern-day vanity.

Let's assume your hotness is a 9/10 (sorry doll face, ain't no such thing as a 10). Add a jelly discount factor of 20%. This makes you an effective 7,2/10. Coupled with the industry standard 'bitterness' and 'ghetto talk' discount factors (10% and 5% respectively), this makes you an intrinsic 6,156 (6,2 rounded, but in these cases it's safer to round down, so 6,0/10).

This plain looking devil-like monstrosity is, let's assume a 3/10. If the 'good and kind personality' premium of 150% is applied, this makes her a 7,5/10. Add to that the 'interesting' and 'fun' premiums of 10% and 10% respectively, the former monstrosity turns into the swan he chose to introduce to his family, at a valuation of 9,075, rounded up to 10/10.

Hence, given the choice between a 6/10 and a 10/10, this man appears to have made a solid decision. If you require additional valuation services, or care to lodge a complaint, please take a selfie with your phone and upload to www.valuemysnatch.com.

Just want to add that we also offer M&A advisory services, in case you, the 6/10, and the 10/10 want to become an 8/10 in this guys bed.

talk about synergy

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King Kong

Orkid:

Orkid:

Classic case of the mis-pricing phenomenon called 'jelly', which tends to cause a lot of confusion, but also creates room for arbitrage given the right analysis. Let's dissect and disseminate, and see if we can make some sense of this tragic crime against modern-day vanity.

Let's assume your hotness is a 9/10 (sorry doll face, ain't no such thing as a 10). Add a jelly discount factor of 20%. This makes you an effective 7,2/10. Coupled with the industry standard 'bitterness' and 'ghetto talk' discount factors (10% and 5% respectively), this makes you an intrinsic 6,156 (6,2 rounded, but in these cases it's safer to round down, so 6,0/10).

This plain looking devil-like monstrosity is, let's assume a 3/10. If the 'good and kind personality' premium of 150% is applied, this makes her a 7,5/10. Add to that the 'interesting' and 'fun' premiums of 10% and 10% respectively, the former monstrosity turns into the swan he chose to introduce to his family, at a valuation of 9,075, rounded up to 10/10.

Hence, given the choice between a 6/10 and a 10/10, this man appears to have made a solid decision. If you require additional valuation services, or care to lodge a complaint, please take a selfie with your phone and upload to www.valuemysnatch.com.

Just want to add that we also offer M&A advisory services, in case you, the 6/10, and the 10/10 want to become an 8/10 in this guys bed.

LOL M&A

Fortes fortuna adiuvat.

Going Concern

Human

This made my day LOL

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asedasdas

Gorilla

Please just take all my silver bananas. That was too much hahahaha

B4SH

HAHAHAHA

[quote=mbavsmfin]I don't wear watches bro. Because it's always MBA BALLER time! [/quote]

ArcherVice

LMAO!!

SBs all around

Baboon

Ok, I'm going to send out the pics soon. I've got some PMs asking me to do so. Whoever wants to judge, either PM me or leave a comment here. I want the sample to be as large as possible

But if you happen to see, you will have to give opinions. otherwise you are troll.

Flake

I'm in.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

DickFuld

The Pro

Flake:

I'm in.

From Non-Target to BB CEO: My Story Go fuck yourself.

The Pro

lonesurvivor:

Ok, I'm going to send out the pics soon. I've got some PMs asking me to do so. Whoever wants to judge, either PM me or leave a comment here. I want the sample to be as large as possible

But if you happen to see, you will have to give opinions. otherwise you are troll.

I'd judge you with the might of a thousand suns bb gurl

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jamiedimondhands

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/in/grand/in-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd…

Count me.

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Orkid

I'm in. PM me the pics, I will be fair and objective or my name isn't Jiminibillybob.

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige

Baboon

so I'm thinking to do it this way. I will send the pics of that woman first, and I want a rate or even better an impression statement. and if I get any feedback I know you're not trolling and wasting my time. I will send mine. expect the same.

https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/resources/skills/economics/common-pool-resources

The Pro

lonesurvivor:

so I'm thinking to do it this way. I will send the pics of that woman first, and I want a rate or even better an impression statement. and if I get any feedback I know you're not trolling and wasting my time. I will send mine. expect the same.

you are an absurd human being

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tx_oil

Monkey

Hit me.

It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver. Niccolo Machiavelli

DickFuld

The Pro

Send both without saying which one is you, if you want honest feedback.

From Non-Target to BB CEO: My Story Go fuck yourself.

Baboon

DickFuld:

Send both without saying which one is you, if you want honest feedback.

Ok, will do. But it won't be possible for not knowing which one is me after reading my self statement.

DickFuld

The Pro

lonesurvivor:

DickFuld:

Send both without saying which one is you, if you want honest feedback.

Ok, will do. But it won't be possible for not knowing which one is me after reading my self statement.

Ok, then I won't read your self statement.

From Non-Target to BB CEO: My Story Go fuck yourself.

Martinghoul

lonesurvivor:

DickFuld:

Send both without saying which one is you, if you want honest feedback.

Ok, will do. But it won't be possible for not knowing which one is me after reading my self statement.

Attractive AND modest... How can any man resist?

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bfin

Senior Neanderthal

Hahaha, PLEASE send me these pictures so I can compare.....

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.

PeterMullersKeyboard

Neanderthal

@"Orkid" What kind of deal flow are you seeing? Also if you're looking for an experience Director I'm very open to a lateral hire. Resume available upon request.

I really almost want to see these pics...

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

Beachbum89

Orangutan

In. Let's have a look.

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ArcherVice

Send it

King Kong

Well you've got my attention. Would love to judge!

Fortes fortuna adiuvat.

PineappleParadise

Chimp

I'm in, too.

SumOne

Send it to me as well. I am picky guy and I will be very honest which women is more attractive.

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Baboon

Ok, sent multiple pics of both to some of you guys. took me quite an while.

now some IDs who showed up in this thread, it is time to prove your credibility. bitter or harsh opinions are welcome. I will be OK.

Orkid

Hahahaha !!! She actually PM:ed me the pics. Thanks for the addition to 'the bank'.

I now see where the issue lies. One of the girls (asian) is slutty and I would bang her. The other one looks more like girlfriend material in the 'she's not too slutty to introduce to my parents' kind of way. Or maybe he's just not that into Asians.

Or maybe, just maybe, he's like me:

A man that doesn't see a long term match in a woman who sends half naked pictures to strangers on the internet for them to use to stroke their silver banana.

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige

Baboon

Orkid:

Hahahaha !!! She actually PM:ed me the pics. Thanks for the addition to 'the bank'.

I now see where the issue lies. One of the girls (asian) is slutty and I would bang her. The other one looks more like girlfriend material in the 'she's not too slutty to introduce to my parents' kind of way. Or maybe he's just not that into Asians.

Or maybe, just maybe, he's like me:

A man that doesn't see a long term match in a woman who sends half naked pictures to strangers on the internet for them to use to stroke their silver banana.

You are not quite right. Pics cannot tell all. I just picked a couple random to accomodate the high testosterone level on this site. That's not my real life persona. Also, he has an asian fetish indeed, but that woman is a mix. Ironically, this guy even asked me to send pictures like those to him, and always got turned down being called "a creep".

Anyways thanks for your opinion. You are making some sense.

SumOne

lonesurvivor:

Orkid:

Hahahaha !!! She actually PM:ed me the pics. Thanks for the addition to 'the bank'.

I now see where the issue lies. One of the girls (asian) is slutty and I would bang her. The other one looks more like girlfriend material in the 'she's not too slutty to introduce to my parents' kind of way. Or maybe he's just not that into Asians.

Or maybe, just maybe, he's like me:

A man that doesn't see a long term match in a woman who sends half naked pictures to strangers on the internet for them to use to stroke their silver banana.

You are not quite right. Pics cannot tell all. I just picked a couple random to accomodate the high testosterone level on this site. That's not my real life persona. Also, he has an asian fetish indeed, but that woman is a mix.
Ironically, this guy even asked me to send pictures like those to him, and always got turned down being called "a creep".

Anyways thanks for your opinion. You are making some sense.

Send me some pics. I'll let you know who's a HBB

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tarzan_FR

Senior Monkey

should never have precised that pics are half naked... Wait here for unlimited PMs

Mortgagee Clause Sample

Orkid

But I'll be nice and give you some real advice.

You are hot. She's pretty, and could be hot. Neither one is better or worse than the other in terms of objective physical appearance. Some will prefer you, others will prefer her.

But the way you present yourself is the way you'll be perceived. If you want a man to want you as his girlfriend or wife, then act as such. Be nice and humble, interesting and fun (not grind on every guy at the club kind of fun), and treat yourself like a treasure only he gets to open.

If I were dating a girl and found out she had been posting revealing pics of herself on the internet to strangers, long term suitability would fly out the window. Not because it's wrong, or that I am any better, but it goes against my values and boundaries and is not what I want in a long term partner.

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige

andrewh

Monkey

Orkid:

posting revealing pics of herself on the internet to strangers.

Ok...I'm in

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Baboon

Orkid:

But I'll be nice and give you some real advice.

You are hot. She's pretty, and could be hot. Neither one is better or worse than the other in terms of objective physical appearance. Some will prefer you, others will prefer her.

But the way you present yourself is the way you'll be perceived. If you want a man to want you as his girlfriend or wife, then act as such. Be nice and humble, interesting and fun (not grind on every guy at the club kind of fun), and treat yourself like a treasure only he gets to open.

If I were dating a girl and found out she had been posting revealing pics of herself on the internet to strangers, long term suitability would fly out the window. Not because it's wrong, or that I am any better, but it goes against my values and boundaries and is not what I want in a long term partner.

Very solid advice! I assume u in your early 20's, quite sophisticated given that age. And you sound a lot more likable when you are slightly more serious.

I wouldn't post those pics of mine online normally. I wrote earlier my worldview has been flipped over by this incident. So I need some validation. I never dressed that way in public, either. Everytime on a date, I dressed business casual. Man have very complicated standards, when you are not acting sexy enough, they call you prudish, rigid; when you are acting naughty and seductive, they think you are not a keeper. wtf

thebrofessor

The Pro

won't reiterate what I PMd you, but given your looks, you're overanalyzing the shit out of this. you should have zero problems finding a willing specimen.

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Orkid

Your world view will keep being flipped over if you continue to need external validation. Looks fade, focus on what really makes you you, and don't over think these things. Vanity is ugly.

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige

Orkid

This is going to become like one of those "ER Interview Case Study" where there are 50 replies 4 years later all saying:

"Could you send it to me too please? Would really appreciate it, thanks !"

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige

The Real Max

King Kong

Sent those pics

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Baboon

All the guys left in the thread who asked but haven't got the pics, unfortunately I run out of the sending capacity or if anyone can tell me how to go beyond that. Otherwise I would definitely keep my words. please go to someone as nice as @ Orkid is to see if he can copy to you.

I've already got some quite helpful advice either in PM or here, I appreciate it best and I think I did the right thing.

The Pro

lonesurvivor:

All the guys left in the thread who asked but haven't got the pics, unfortunately I run out of the sending capacity or if anyone can tell me how to go beyond that. Otherwise I would definitely keep my words. please go to someone as nice as @ Orkid is to see if he can copy to you.

I've already got some quite helpful advice either in PM or here, I appreciate it best and I think I did the right thing.

tinypic.com You're Asian and should know this.

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DickFuld

The Pro

Got the pics. He's definitely gay.

From Non-Target to BB CEO: My Story Go fuck yourself.

Baboon

DickFuld:

Got the pics. He's definitely gay.

thanks bro, for the ego boost.

PeterMullersKeyboard

Neanderthal

Now I need to see these pics, no other way around it. Still not quite sure I can take everyone's word here

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

LBT

If you want another potential ego boost, I will weigh in on the pics too. Feel left out of this weeks dating thread of the week(tm)

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Baboon

going to see this guy now. will update and figure out how to send out beyond capacity to those still curious. Ego boost not necessary, ego before was way big. Reality check very welcome.

The Pro

lonesurvivor:

going to see this guy now. will update and figure out how to send out beyond capacity to those still curious. Ego boost not necessary, ego before was way big. Reality check very welcome.

are you Thai or something?

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Flake

lonesurvivor:

going to see this guy now. will update and figure out how to send out beyond capacity to those still curious. Ego boost not necessary, ego before was way big. Reality check very welcome.

Fifteen dollar too beaucoup.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

W. WHITE

Gorilla

Are you going to show him this thread? Im sure he would like you so much more

"I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's." William Blake

bfin

Senior Neanderthal

Oh what a thread.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.

Orkid

Hahaha I'm getting PMs from horny little monkeys.

"Lonesurvivor asked me to ask you to forward the pictures to me for judging, any chance you could do that? Love to get in on the poll."

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige

Going Concern

Human

Orkid:

Hahaha I'm getting PMs from horny little monkeys.

"Lonesurvivor asked me to ask you to forward the pictures to me for judging, any chance you could do that? Love to get in on the poll."

lolololol...I'm pretty sure that if one wants to see pictures of random girls there are sites on the internet which can help in that regard

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The Pro

<span class=keyword_link><a href=/resources/skills/finance/going-concern>Going Concern</a></span>:

Orkid:

Hahaha I'm getting PMs from horny little monkeys.

"Lonesurvivor asked me to ask you to forward the pictures to me for judging, any chance you could do that? Love to get in on the poll."

lolololol...I'm pretty sure that if one wants to see pictures of random girls there are sites on the internet which can help in that regard

Right? I never understood why guys are obsessed with getting pics from girls. Like, homie, Bing.com

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/come-say-hi-to-my-business-card-hol… http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/reflections-on-last-nights-nye-pa… http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/heartless-is-better-than-outspoke…

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Baboon

The OP has been banned many times, check out @Misspartiesalot, @midtowngal, @帝都大蜜. Half naked-pics/vidoes and crazy shit comments are her/his trademark.

How's buziness sistar?

The Pro

GD:

The OP has been banned many times, check out @Misspartiesalot, @midtowngal, @帝都大蜜. Half naked-pics/vidoes and crazy shit comments are her/his trademark.

How's buziness sistar?

//www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/come-say-hi-to...
//www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/reflections-...
//www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/heartless-is...

holy shit that's gold. what a gutter human

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andrewh

Monkey

YIKES. This explains a lot...

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IAF

Senior Monkey

Haha. If you look at midtowngal's post history, there's a pretty interesting one thread. PM me for the link since I can't post links in public comments yet.

But here's the tl;dr: She worked as a hostess in Japan until the '08 recession. Then she worked a boring 9 to 5 office job that she quit in 2012 to work on her startup that presumably didn't do too hot.

Seems like the guy is just trying to avoid a mediocre girl probably in her lates 20s or early 30s trying to settle him down to give her the good life. Hehehe.

Electronic Money Counter

The Pro

IBWestCoastHopeful:

Haha. If you look at midtowngal's post history, there's a pretty interesting one thread. PM me for the link since I can't post links in public comments yet.

But here's the tl;dr: She worked as a hostess in Japan until the '08 recession. Then she worked a boring 9 to 5 office job that she quit in 2012 to work on her startup that presumably didn't do too hot.

Seems like the guy is just trying to avoid a mediocre girl probably in her lates 20s or early 30s trying to settle him down to give her the good life. Hehehe.

i bet i know who threw ms :)

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huanleshalemei

King Kong

IBWestCoastHopeful:

Haha. If you look at midtowngal's post history, there's a pretty interesting one thread. PM me for the link since I can't post links in public comments yet.

But here's the tl;dr: She worked as a hostess in Japan until the '08 recession. Then she worked a boring 9 to 5 office job that she quit in 2012 to work on her startup that presumably didn't do too hot.

Seems like the guy is just trying to avoid a mediocre girl probably in her lates 20s or early 30s trying to settle him down to give her the good life. Hehehe.

Wow if this it true, it's pretty scary. No class no dignity, op do you like your own life? Let me check my crystal ball - after ur 5-minute fame, you will probably end up with some classless trashy guy bcuz similariy attracts. What's ur purpose of living? Do you enjoy being despicably wherever you go? Comon, do something useful that will earn u respect, instead of wasting earth's resources. (Hint: be a pornstar maybe?)

The Auto Show

King Kong

GD:

The OP has been banned many times, check out @Misspartiesalot, @midtowngal, @帝都大蜜. Half naked-pics/vidoes and crazy shit comments are her/his trademark.

How's buziness sistar?

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Seems like you got a lot of free time to do this research, man...

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monkeypoo

Senior Baboon

Pics or didn't happen, don't care who sends them to me. I am great at judging other people based solely on their looks and a thread I only read half of. Sounds like dude likes dudes though...

Tony Snark

Gorilla

@"lonesurvivor", he is probably suffering from apathy due to his past. This is especially common in middle aged men, and it causes them to avoid making too much commitment to new relationships out of fear that they will turn out like the last. He should get counseling.

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Baboon

Tony Snark:

@lonesurvivor, he is probably suffering from apathy due to his past. This is especially common in middle aged men, and it causes them to avoid making too much commitment to new relationships out of fear that they will turn out like the last. He should get counseling.

+1 SPOT ON as always! How come you speak their minds even better than themselves? But finally tonight I squeezed out a lot very helpful details from his own mouth. Yeah, I will send you the pics and consult with you later. Truly appreciate it, you are a dating psychology legend.

tx_oil

Monkey

damnnn, nice pair... of zebras ;) @lonesurvivor

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Baboon

just got back from my second last or (maybe the last date）with that guy. Move on is the way to go.

Baboon

I am surprised to receive a lot PMs or comments speaking of "the hot Asian". Really? I'd rather trade that meaningless "hotness" with some love and cherish from a man I'm into, any minute. What a fucking disturbed unfortunate love life...

-caP1taL1sm..

Send to me pls. I'm honestly a great evaluator of this type of thing...if you looked at me IRL you would know what I mean >.>

"I did it for me...I liked it...I was good at it. And I was really... I was alive."

Baboon

just got back from ending the thing with him. no time to read through all comments. but this thread has no meaning now since I shall move on. no frustrating self-doubt anymore. I will keep myself busy, rebound fast. Thanks a lot for all great opinions. I will try to finish sending to the rest ones so to keep my words. Life goes on...

Reaganomics Failure

The Pro

lonesurvivor:

just got back from ending the thing with him. no time to read through all comments. but this thread has no meaning now since I shall move on. no frustrating self-doubt anymore. I will keep myself busy, rebound fast. Thanks a lot for all great opinions. I will try to finish sending to the rest ones so to keep my words. Life goes on...

lone survivor of the cock carousel

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Baboon

GoldenCinderblock:

lonesurvivor:

just got back from ending the thing with him. no time to read through all comments. but this thread has no meaning now since I shall move on. no frustrating self-doubt anymore. I will keep myself busy, rebound fast. Thanks a lot for all great opinions. I will try to finish sending to the rest ones so to keep my words. Life goes on...

lone survivor of the cock carousel

didn't mean to say anything to you, but this must be "true love“。thanks I'm receiving it. If that man could have paid a small portion of your attention to me, I'd be blessed. Lil brother, I'm not worth this much effort, go do something more constructive.

SirTradesaLot

Human

What's a FACEMASH?

InitechFPA

Chimp

This is absurd..

jamiedimondhands

soz for the late reply

asian girl all the way

not sharing opinion of others saying its slutty or something looks fine to me, but dont share that stuff on your facebook profile although, ive been with few girls who shared more than that on a public profile.. and i didnt mind really but i also didnt take em srsly tbh

anyway if you are the asian girl, you are a solid piece get some decent man

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EUGTR

Baboon

No one cares sloot.

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jackson1

Senior Baboon

OP is the female version of elliot rodger

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Tony Snark

Gorilla

LHDan:

Next time he comes to pick you up for a date wear a robe with nothing under it. When he knocks on the door, open it and drop the robe. If he does nothing, he is either gay or in love with Jesus a little too much.

nyboarder

Orangutan

OP: "So this guy I've been dating for six months (he initiated most contacts) who hasn't asked me for sex yet"

i don't understand what's happening. what the hell is this?

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