If I die young.

The song has apt meaning for those in the banking industry since most of us work our selves to death. However I think that being sent down the river on a bed of roses is not really a great way to go out. I don't want to wash up next to some creepy river persons house and get my belongs picked over.

I think a middle age funeral pyre is a much better way to go out. I might have every tree I own cut down and used in the fire. It would be an epic spectacle, I wonder if the flames would be visible from space....

How do you want to be disposed of after you die?

 

Thrown in to your presumably still burning pyre.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 
Falcon:

While trying to save a life, preferably a stranger. All jokes aside

Did you even read the question?

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

prostitutes+viagra+MDMA = great way to go out

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."

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