If you could punch one well known person in the face, who would it be?

I have a pretty long list but I'll just stick to my numero uno. Also, there are no consequences after hitting them.

Justin Bieber. Obama is a close second, but I HATE Justin Bieber. By far the biggest douche bag on the face of the planet. Kid thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. It's only a matter of time before he goes into a stage 5 meltdown like Lohan or Bynes. (They use to be so hot).

 

Yea I'd for sure punch Justin Bieber in the face.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
TechBanking:

Nancy Pelosi and/or Diana DeGette - I'm opposed to violence against women, but I think I could make an exception with these two.luminaries.

Pelosi was a close second for me there. I just can't get over wanting to punch Bieber in his shit eating grin

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Maxine Waters

"The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males."
 

I feel like a nice backhand would be more enjoyable than a punch, personally. Still boggles my mind how MA elected two complete wingbats for senators.

"Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true. But many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly—and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence." - Thomas Sowell
 
SaltySpitoon:

Justin Bieber.

Anyone who hates Bieber that much is clearly mental ill. Why be jealous of a guy who looks like he is 12 years old and makes his money selling $hity music to girls who are too young for anyone here.
 
John Daggett:
SaltySpitoon:

Justin Bieber.

Anyone who hates Bieber that much is clearly mental ill. Why be jealous of a guy who looks like he is 12 years old and makes his money selling $hity music to girls who are too young for anyone here.

Bieber gets more poon and makes more than 99% of users here. I would definitely be as cocky as him, it's just what happens when you get both fame and fortune.

 
DaisukiDaYo:
John Daggett:

SaltySpitoon:
Justin Bieber.

Anyone who hates Bieber that much is clearly mental ill. Why be jealous of a guy who looks like he is 12 years old and makes his money selling $hity music to girls who are too young for anyone here.

Bieber gets more poon and makes more than 99% of users here. I would definitely be as cocky as him, it's just what happens when you get both fame and fortune.

Money only buys love in Nevada.

 
John Daggett:
SaltySpitoon:

Justin Bieber.

Anyone who hates Bieber that much is clearly mental ill. Why be jealous of a guy who looks like he is 12 years old and makes his money selling $hity music to girls who are too young for anyone here.

Let's see here:

-Constantly in the media and thus on my computer screen for his stupid shit -Makes millions off of his shitty music (which not only tweens buy) -Always acts like a douchebag that thinks he's the shit -Following the above, 12 year old girl in disguise -Makes more than anyone on this forum, and more than 99.9% of those on Wall Street who actually work

I can be annoyed by a little shitbag if I so chose.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
John Daggett:
SaltySpitoon:

Justin Bieber.

Anyone who hates Bieber that much is clearly mental ill. Why be jealous of a guy who looks like he is 12 years old and makes his money selling $hity music to girls who are too young for anyone here.

Jealous is the last word that comes to mind when I think of that chode. I would knock him out because I think he is a stain on the underpants of society.

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves. - Abraham Lincoln
 
SaltySpitoon:

I have a pretty long list but I'll just stick to my numero uno. Also, there are no consequences after hitting them.

Justin Bieber. Obama is a close second, but I HATE Justin Bieber. By far the biggest douche bag on the face of the planet. Kid thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. It's only a matter of time before he goes into a stage 5 meltdown like Lohan or Bynes. (They use to be so hot).

For me, it's between Eric Holder and Barack Obama. I abhor both of those people so much. Sometimes I'm almost cool and they don't bother me and other times I wish them cancer.

 

Everyone here seems to lack creativity.

I would punch Flo, the woman in the Progressive car insurance commercials.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Jeez, who knew that Wall Street spent so much time and effort fuming about Justin Bieber??

"For all the tribulations in our lives, for all the troubles that remain in the world, the decline of violence is an accomplishment we can savor, and an impetus to cherish the forces of civilization and enlightenment that made it possible."
 
BlackHat:

Edward Snowden and if the Chinese won't let me, then the Gangam Style guy

This.

"For all the tribulations in our lives, for all the troubles that remain in the world, the decline of violence is an accomplishment we can savor, and an impetus to cherish the forces of civilization and enlightenment that made it possible."
 
madmoney15:

Don't care if he's a celebrity or not, it'd be this guy for sure. I'd Kanye West this guy's jaw.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/JfO1KbU2mZU

Wow I just saw this entire video. Kid is a total dumbass.

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DCDepository:

"A panel consisting of the Black Student Union, Muslim Student Association and Student Government Association..." Do you not see the cognitive dissonance in that? It's ok for black people, muslim people and nerds to create their own organizations but not white people?

OKKKK?
Get busy living
 
UFOinsider:
DCDepository:

"A panel consisting of the Black Student Union, Muslim Student Association and Student Government Association..." Do you not see the cognitive dissonance in that? It's ok for black people, muslim people and nerds to create their own organizations but not white people?

OKKKK?

Really original.

 
DCDepository:
UFOinsider:
DCDepository:

"A panel consisting of the Black Student Union, Muslim Student Association and Student Government Association..." Do you not see the cognitive dissonance in that? It's ok for black people, muslim people and nerds to create their own organizations but not white people?

OKKKK?

Really original.

......okkk?

Ok, kidding aside, I'm white and I'm not sure I'd want to join a group where the only thing everyone had in common was ......being white. Like, what's the point? I have no use for "white empowerment", we kind of already run things. Here, check this out:

Get busy living
 
heister:

I'm shocked no one has said ME.

When I saw you were the last post on this thread, all I kept thinking was how I wanted to let you know that I'd punch you in the face...

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Kim Kardashian

Yes, I would punch this woman, errrr plastic surgery junkie. Thanks goodness that family is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

Hmmmm....this probably changes daily.

  1. Whoever comes up the GEICO commercials
  2. Eric Holder
  3. Hillary Clinton
  4. Bill Maher
  5. Jim Buss (Lakers co-owner; dude seriously needs to step away from basketball-related decision making)
  6. Algore
  7. Lena Dunham
  8. Michael Bloomberg
  9. ISIS and al-Qaeda, if the "punching" involved 5000-lb JDAM bombs
  10. Rolling Stone (the mag, not the band)

Oops, just realized I had to pick only one. Maybe I have anger management issues haha....

 
DickFuld:
"SpeedAKL" wrote:
Lena Dunham


Strong pick. Very strong.

Come on Dick, I would have thought you'd have more concrete people like Hank on your list. Personally, I'd like to beat the shit out of, not just punch, a few people in my past who have fucked me over in real dollar terms. Celebs and politicians can be annoying but I'd like to royally fuck up a few people that cost me well into 7/8 figures. When I can't fall asleep at night instead of counting sheep, I get an odd Palpatine like calm by thinking of smashing their faces in and I somehow sleep like a baby (although baby's don't sleep, so more so that I sleep like a drank a fifth of bourbon).

 

This will probably cause a fracas, but I would punch Jeremy Clarkson.

Now the world doesn't get to see the McLaren P1 vs Ferrari theFerrari vs Porsche 918 battle that EVERYONE has been waiting for.

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

Strong pick with Lena Dunham. In that same vein, I'd have to throw in Sabrina Rubin Erdely, the Rolling Stones writer of the UVA campus rape story. And not because she got the story wrong, but because she REFUSED to apologize to the fraternity she tarnished in her apology-non-apology a month ago. How low could one's character possibly be to (mistakenly?) accuse a group of young men of ritualized gang rape and then to refuse to apologize to them once she realized the story was false? Simply unbelievable.

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Russell Brand And several times over. Because I feel like after the first punch, he'd act indignant about it and like oh my gawsh did you just hit me? That's when you hit him a bunch more then put his ass to sleep. Then he comes to with his eyebrows missing.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Concur with above regarding Lena Dunham but also I am throwing in Amy Schumer - I don't think this requires an explanation as they are essentially the same gross person. Taste the equality.

'I'm jacked... JACKED TO THE TITS!!'
 

25 years ago there wasn't a fully scaled and entrenched duopoly that could stifle any sort of market dynamic that would help moderate ISP practices.

Anyways, I'd rather not derail this thread but I think it would make for a good stand alone thread. I'm sure we could violently disagree with each other there.

 

Seems cruel to want to punch Mitch McConnell, he looks like a turtle and he is really old.

I second wanting to punch Paul Ryan though.

I wouldn't put people like Pelosi and Maxine Waters on the list, just because they are so old and fragile...

 

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